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Dumbkid , in Arrrrrr
@Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Like there’s that many good shows

KillingTimeItself , in Arrrrrr

you have netflix?

Napain OP ,

i do, wanna chill? :D

KillingTimeItself ,

hm, enticing, i however have jellyfin and quite the substantial archive, does that suffice?

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

“Jellyfin and chill” sounds kinky

KillingTimeItself ,

depends on where you’re looking i suppose, though my jellyfin instance is entirely SFW, aside from the probably 5 exceptions.

I have numerous NSFW archives like the true archivist that i am however. Though i don’t have those stuffed into jellyfin or anything.

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Oh, I just meant the name.

KillingTimeItself ,

oh, i mean maybe a little bit? Idk, seems rather fitting to me. Reminds me of jellyfish, and those are certainly chilling.

Napain OP ,

even better haha

KillingTimeItself ,

we love to see it.

NegativeLookBehind , in please
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

But, cyborg Bill Gates needs your data to survive. You do want him to survive, don’t you?

nightwatch_admin ,

Oh man, the memories… it wasn’t so long after “Best of Both Worlds” aired for the first time, that the Bill Gates of Borg meme was going viral on BBSs and Usenet. Oh how we laughed… and cried, for it was funny but true.

https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/95b5fea2-d4ac-46ab-a2be-6b1cec0684f6.jpeg

cyberpunk007 ,

Bill Gates doesn’t really do anything at Microsoft anymore

NegativeLookBehind , (edited )
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Nah man I’m pretty sure mecha-cyborg Bill Gates is running things there.

Damn you’re dense.

danc4498 , in please

I want to save to the share drive that looks like a regular folder path.

Jimmycrackcrack ,

Is that not how it works? I could have sworn I had it working that way the last time I used it in 2017. Had it rigged up as the location for Da Vinci Resolve database saves and also as a backup location for an Avid project that automatically copied to that folder every day. Wasn’t a fan of OneDrive as I had dropbox personally and didn’t want another cloud service where I stored all my data as one was probably bad enough, however the production I was working on had no IT infrastructure and no money and the computer we rented for the production for some reason seemed to offer oneDrive for free with the machine. (Maybe it was something to do with the 365 subscription it had?). On that basis since it was already there I used it and it actually ended up saving our asses later on after some other backup procedures didn’t end up being followed as they should have and the piece of shit rental machine totally and catastrophically broke. Still haven’t used it since, but I was pretty happy with it at the time and was only able to do all that because it was indeed a regular folder location on the machine that happened to sync with the cloud.

goosehorse ,

OneDrive decided to kick on after an overnight update and uploaded some projects and vst plugins to the cloud. Apparently, the files weren’t accessible except via the cloud, so I lost a few hours re-downloading my folders before I could do anything. I don’t know if I’ve ever been more furious over technology that I theoretically owned.

I got a PC in order to eventually go back to Linux, where at least I know that when something goes wrong, it’s generally my own fault and somewhat easy to troubleshoot. Unfortunately, the plugins I’ve been using only have Windows and Mac versions. If I had done a bit more research, I probably would have just gone with an apple device.

SternburgExport , in please

Do I look like I know what a OneDrive is?

nightwatch_admin ,

All hail the Blessed Virgin!

Amanduh ,

I just need a picture of a god danged hot dog

MeatsOfRage , in never turn off uBlock

It goes it goes it goes

jeffw ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

insert dick pic album cover here

jaemo ,

Ok

Aggravationstation ,

Which squares contain buseeeeeeeeees!

akakunai ,

Every fucking “select the squares” Recaptcha I do I end up failing multiple times. Am I a mf robot or do other people experience this too?

JasonDJ , in Probably, yeah

I don’t understand the teenage step dad.

Is that a teenagers stepdad, or is that just the next progression after these kids on Xbox fuck my mother?

CyberSyndicalist ,
@CyberSyndicalist@hexbear.net avatar

signature of the person who made it

dactylotheca OP ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

I didn’t either but turns out: lemmy.ml/comment/12172653

BudgetBandit , in never turn off uBlock

Wanna have something to chuckle?

I’ve made a specific email for NSFW 18+ internet websites (there’s one with achievements and I wanted to have recommendations) and this email address, being used at every single site I’ve visited more often, never got leaked.

Meanwhile I log in with Google and 4 hours later the nigerian prince asks me why I have changed my email address.

RandomLegend ,
@RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yup, i have one for adult sites aswell. Never got spam, never got leaked, nothing.

But the one from the free mail provider i used to login into big data websites is full of shit at this point.

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Configure an individual Mail address for every site you need one for. You then know who sells or loses your address without telling you.

qaz ,

I do this

fritolay ,

Do you have some tidbits to share on who is being naughty? I’m curious.

qaz ,

Sadly no, I haven’t received any spam on my 131 forwarding addresses. I have however, received spam on my new main account after sharing the address with my local hairdresser.

Aussiemandeus ,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Fucking hair dressers, can’t trust em. That’s why I’m bald

BeardedGingerWonder ,

What you need to do is get each individual hair cut by a different hairdresser and then you can see which one is selling your account details or something

Aussiemandeus ,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

But then I would lose my completely plausible excuse for having no hair. I’d have to admit to myself that is my genetics and not by choice haha

psud ,

Nothing recent, one magazine publisher from back when magazines were paper

foo ,

I recently started getting spam to my dailymotion account.

pelespirit , in please
@pelespirit@sh.itjust.works avatar
rem26_art , in please
@rem26_art@fedia.io avatar

the documents folder on the computer that Microsoft has in your house

cyberpunk007 ,

How much longer till Microsoft uses Windows computers across the world as a botnet. For working on it’s AI. Or some other bullshit.

rem26_art ,
@rem26_art@fedia.io avatar

lmao its a matter of time before MS decides they need to DDoS someone so hard their data center explodes and they'll be ready to do it

cyberpunk007 ,

Not sure if it’s still a thing but I remember they also used windows to distribute updates to other windows PCs in a bittorrent-like fashion.

fluckx ,

Blizzard used to do that as well with world of Warcraft updates IIRC ( during vanilla )

shadow ,

They did, and we’re really up front about it being an opt-in thing, if I remember correctly. Might have started that easy with Microsoft, too. But they can’t resist enshitifying.

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

When I joined in MoP it was still peer-to-peer by default

TunaLobster ,

So does War Thunder. Makes sense from a CDN perspective.

SpaceXplorer_8042 ,
@SpaceXplorer_8042@lemmy.zip avatar

It still does it. The only thing is that the awareness of this feature was spread in a way to make it sound like it was just stealing your internet for nothing (which looking at it one way, it was) so most people just turned it off.

Trainguyrom ,

Honestly that can be a good thing, especially if you have more than one windows PC in your household, it’s only downloading them once then sharing the updates about over the LAN

cyberpunk007 ,

Ya in the business world that’s what WSUS is/was for

Diplomjodler3 ,

And you’ll have to pay them a subscription fee to do it. If you don’t pay, your computer is bricked.

lolcatnip ,

And how long before the come into your house, steal your stuff, and kick your dog?

nudnyekscentryk , in please
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

Then don’t use MS Office?

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Then don’t use MS Office?

nudnyekscentryk ,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

Yep

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Have to for school. But you can also just press F12 to open the normal save dialog. (I put my school stuff in one drive anyway, I just want them in folders so I need the normal saving system.)

wizardbeard ,

Or uninstall one drive. It’s not rocket surgery and when done correctly I’ve never seen it re-enable itself after an update.

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Even with it removed the save menu on office is a pain.

nudnyekscentryk , in never turn off uBlock
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

Ublock origin -> filters -> annoyances

yesman , in please

In 2003 I could have made a living selling subscriptions to 5-GB cloud storage that was tightly integrated into Windows.

I understand why Windows is trying to capture you into it’s cloud ecosystem. Just saying that between M$, Apple, and Google you can do some robust backups, basically for free. And if you’re worried about privacy, just encrypt.

Nachorella ,

I actually don’t hate onedrive that much. I’ve used it for a while now and it’s one of the best ways to just share a folder with some people very easily. And they can even use the desktop app and you can all have a cloud synced folder, it’s really convenient for collaborating on projects. I know other things can do this, but few do it as seamlessly.

That said I’m trying pretty hard to ditch it because I hate how Microsoft are just making it the default behaviour without really making it apparent that all your documents just get uploaded to their servers. I hope proton drive gets the features I need soon,.

Diplomjodler3 ,

It’s not about whether the product is good or bad. It’s about the way they maliciously and deceptively try to push it on people.

Nachorella ,

Yes, I agree. I’m trying to rid myself of as much as I can, but unfortunately it’s not always practical.

Hugh_Jeggs , in Help! Violonist's drug of choice?

Nigel Kennedy could probably list a dozen

Mio , in please

This is a setting in Excel. But Cloud is the default option.

programmer_belch ,
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

When are we getting an antitrust for trying to cram down our throats the cloud?

Diplomjodler3 ,

When there’s some semblance of a government that works in the public interest.

DmMacniel ,
@DmMacniel@feddit.org avatar

Be like the EU, at least in that regard :)

Diplomjodler3 ,

Weeeeell… While it’s not anywhere as bad as the US here, EU governments are also very much beholden to the owner class.

MystikIncarnate ,

The cloud doesn’t exist. It’s just some other computer that you don’t own.

People don’t get sued for shoving other fictitious concepts down our throats… Religion comes to mind.

lolcatnip ,

The cloud is a shitload of computers connected in such a way that it’s far more reliable than any single computer, and so you don’t need to care about which computer is doing what.

Yes, those computers physically exist somewhere and are owned by someone, but saying the cloud doesn’t exist is just ridiculous. May as well say clouds in the sky don’t exist either because they’re just water.

MystikIncarnate ,

That’s just it, the “cloud” is just a fancy name for a cluster that’s owned by someone else. Everything you’ve described as what a “cloud” is, has already been defined.

The term “cloud” is a marketing vapor term that loosely refers to a cluster of hypervisors. That’s how hypervisors at large scale are pretty much always organized.

The hypervisors in use are not something most people have ever heard of. The most commonly known contenders are hyper-v (which is the basic technology that Azure is built on), and VMware. But most major “cloud” providers, with the exception of Azure, are using something else entirely.

The same description you’ve provided can also be applied to modern super computers, mainframes, and pretty much anything that lives inside a datacenter.

A personal computer has a multitude of single points of failure. A single power supply on a single circuit, a single processor, with all memory controllers in that same processor, a single OS drive, a single network interface. Servers generally have multiple power supplies, multiple CPUs, multiple disk drive controllers, connected to multiple disks in some kind of raid or equivalent. Basically all single points of failure, with few exceptions (such as power management/distribution, and the motherboard) have been removed.

Then you take the servers and scale up to a whole cluster of servers and you get so much more redundancies. A cluster, when done properly is basically bullet proof for failures. Making it larger both increases capacity and redundancy. Without increasing latency. Again, when done right.

In all, “cloud” is a marketing buzzword. I don’t know of anyone in tech that calls a “cloud” by that name unless they’re talking to someone who doesn’t know that a “cloud” is fictitious.

lolcatnip ,

The term “cloud” is a marketing vapor term

I’ma stop you right there. I’m a software engineer who’s implemented a lot of cloud-based stuff. It’s a term of art, not just a marketing word.

MystikIncarnate ,

Call it whatever you want, just don’t call it a technical term.

It can be anything, except a technical term.

programmer_belch ,
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Thing is M$ is showing you the cloud as the first option to make you use it and buy more space when you need it.

Google got sued for making the google the default chrome search engine without asking the user. I think M$ is doing the same with the cloud storage but asking you with a pen about to mark their option. And the programs don’t even remember you didn’t choose the cloud the last time.

MystikIncarnate ,

The cloud doesn’t exist. It’s just some other computer that you don’t own.

People don’t get sued for shoving other fictitious concepts down our throats… Religion comes to mind.

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