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EunieIsTheBus , in Sharp Shooter

Wait! Along which axis of rotation?

Head to tail? Probably boring.

Back to stomach? Temporarily flying backwards sounds tight.

Wing to wing? A spinning pidgeon like a tossed rock probably looks cool.

EunieIsTheBus , in the evolution

Liberty sounds like the name of the very fuckable stripper in the club next street.

SplashJackson , in So much for Blockchain's real life use cases

What about all the games where you can shoot people? Why is that okay for kids, but a little tit here and there will destroy their view of the world?

Didn’t these things get their starts by sucking on tits? So why hide them now?

todd_bonzalez ,

I love it when people define porn as “just some titties”, and ignore all the violent hardcore shit that’s defining a generation of men who don’t understand sex or women.

luciferofastora ,

Let’s pair it with proper sex ed. Destigmatise sex work, break the taboos, but also teach people what is and isn’t okay or healthy, how arousal works for different sexes and why their dick isn’t God’s gift to womankind.

Socsa ,

And you think the solution to that is to force me to use a government porn tracking service?

How about you be responsible for your kids, and I’ll be responsible for mine. I do not care what your kids do on the internet.

Firipu ,
@Firipu@startrek.website avatar

Until your daughter comes home with a boyfriend with a fucked up sense of what sex is and ruins her day/week/month/year/life.

I’m certainly not pro government tracking anything I do, let alone porn watching, but if I see how my own kids get exposed to it through friends. No matter how much I try to educate them, friends still show them absolute vile stuff…

Socsa , (edited )

Well the idea is to raise my kids not to be sexually repressed so they don’t latch on to the first thing which shows them the smallest modicum of sexual attention.

They are free to make their own mistakes. Hopefully they learn from them. If they don’t then it is what it is. I’m not here to dismantle the western framework of individual liberty for the misguided idea that it will prevent kids from having bad sex.

daniskarma ,

There is this famous spanish porn actor. Nacho vidal, who says that we would have a better world is kids would play around with plastic dildos instead of plastic guns.

I don’t know the playing with plastic dildos, but it is true how wild is the normalization of giving kids a replica of a human killing instrument to play with.

AVincentInSpace ,

well you can’t have fun running around all summer squirting water at your friends from a dildo

at least, not without getting some truly vile looks from passersby

also it’s just intrinsically fun to try to shoot each other with harmless little darts that let you know you’ve been hit but not do anything else

zalgotext ,

well you can’t have fun running around all summer squirting water at your friends from a dildo

Speak for your fucking self

Voroxpete ,

If some company made a plastic dick that squirts water, kids would be enthralled. They wouldn’t even think it was anything sexual; as far as they’re concerned they’d all just be shooting pee at each other.

uservoid1 , in 5:57 am and dreading the possible inevitabilities

…and then you get a sexy reply

LavenderDay3544 ,

The good ending…

gravitas_deficiency ,

Is it though…?

Tronn4 ,

Yes

gravitas_deficiency ,

🤨

You from Alabama?

Tronn4 ,

😅

Taleya , (edited ) in 20534 memes are taking up space

I still have app killer no matter how many times google whines it’s no longer supported

FrostyTrichs , in 5:57 am and dreading the possible inevitabilities
@FrostyTrichs@sh.itjust.works avatar

In before we find out OP is from Alabama and it turns out the wife and aunt are the same person.

pingveno ,

The Hapsburgs, a Spanish noble house that held the Spanish throne, made a practice of the inverse of this with uncle-niece marriages to keep power in the house. This was the closest marriage the church would allow. The generations of inbreeding produced the distinct “Hapsburg jaw”. Eventually that led to the poor, ugly, absurdly inbred Charles II of Spain. And remember, those portraits are official portraits that paint him in the best possible light. He died without an heir, ending the Hapsburg monarchy.

flop_leash_973 ,

It has always been kind of funny to me that the painters of these official portraits had to at some point get directions along the lines of “I want it to be flattering but clearly me” for some of the portraits they had to do of what had to be pretty bridge troll ugly looking people.

Talk about going home that night after getting the assignment, having a stiff drink, and wondering how the hell you are going to get out of this one.

dactylotheca ,
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Family tree’s a straight line

NutWrench , in Yea feel me?
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Burma Shave.

GissaMittJobb , in 20534 memes are taking up space

Apps leaking memory in Android are just going to get automatically get killed by the OOM killer, I don’t think a restart is going to address that particular concern.

ericatty ,

I have an S7 (yes I know it’s old) I still like it and it works - but - something happens about once or twice a month and it starts hanging up whenever a phone call connects and/or an app will get super laggy.

Anyway, reboot fixes it (so far) and nothing else I’ve tried does.

There’s definitely something with these older phones that is like a slow leak and the simple, easy, lasts for weeks fix is to just take 2 minutes for a full “turn it off and back on again”

Plus the overheating when something gets stuck doing a background thing. Reboot reboot.

I plan to use this phone until it dies, reboot stops fixing things, or needed apps are no longer working/supported.

Slack no longer works/supported, but that one I’m just like “oh, noooo” However I expect ones I actually need to start falling off and I’ll be lucky to get a couple more years of use.

My meandering point, some of us are still using Android phones where reboot helps a lot

GissaMittJobb ,

It’s definitely not out of the question that a reboot helps, but an app-level memory leak is highly unlikely to be the culprit.

thewowwedeserve ,

Especially since Most Android Apps are written in memory Safe languages Like Java or kotlin. It is most likely Apps getting stuck doing a Background process indefinitely

GissaMittJobb ,

It’s not out of the question to have ‘memory leaks’ - apps accumulating more memory by keeping around references to more and more objects - but memory leaks in the stricter sense of not deallocating objects that you no longer have references to is less likely. Regardless, the OOM killer will come for your app, no matter how good you’ve been about managing your memory, as long as someone else wants to have the memory and you’re the one who has been active the least recently.

papafoss , in 20534 memes are taking up space

Yall have to have some shady apps I have never had this issue. Apps starting on boot is not normal

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

Tell that to all the google apps with backdoor permissions that can’t be uninstalled.

papafoss ,

I have those apps too. I’m just saying I have never had this issue. I am not saying it’s not legit it’s just strange.

I also don’t use any social media besides lemmy so that might also play a factor. And I block A LOT of ips on my phone.

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

748mb of RAM on my phone is currently being used by random crap I didn’t ask for, like Chrome and Messenger (neither of which have been used in years), smart view, DeX, settings suggestions, gallery stories, quallcom.atfwd, visit in (none of which I’ve every actually used in any capacity AFAIK), media storage, downloads manager, game booster, game optimizing service, phone, wifi calling, contacts, contacts storage, blocked number storage, CMHProvider, Mobile Location Protocol, google services framework, and Gmail (none of which I’ve asked to run or are being used by the things I have asked to run).

These aren’t just services either, they’re fully fleged background apps with app entries and everything. And not a one was started by me.

papafoss ,

What phone you get. It’s sound like a Samsung have you seen if there is custom ROM you can run? wiki.lineageos.org/devices/

Also a lot of services like Location Protocol, google services frame, downloads manager, contacts. Are necessary for your phone to work at all. Turning them off and on when using them would destroy your battery.

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

I’m aware that I could flash a new ROM, and for security reasons that would probably be a good idea. However, I haven’t had an OS update in 4+ years and I like how everything works right now.

I can assure you that all the apps that I listed can be fully shut down without impacting stability. Contacts and Phone are probably there so receiving a call is fast, which is fine, but atfwd is only used for screen mirroring which I haven’t done in years, and DeX is for Desktop-ifying your phone, which I’ve never used and didn’t even know existed. These apps have no business being loaded all the time, even if they’re just libraries. Messenger isn’t even a system app, why is it allowed to start itself at all?

Services on the other hand, are usually much lighter and also more hidden. To even see them you need to enable dev options, and this is where things can start breaking. This is where google Play Services and some system processes are located, as well as the home screen service and keyboard service. Even here there are 2 smart home processes which I’ve never used, as well as an iris scanner I’ve never enabled.

Most of this is besides the point anyway, which is that system apps can be just as guilty of hogging resources as any poorly made app short of a miner. Even the Android OS is hella bloated, taking a full third of this flagship phone’s RAM at all times, and 6GB of storage. That’s nearly desktop sized resorces. If someone uses more common apps than I do regularly or don’t bother to disable bloatware, I’d bet this list would be much worse.

baggachipz , in 20534 memes are taking up space

That kind of shit is why I finally switched to iOS. Android’s App Store has a huge seedy ghetto.

yonder ,

That’s the beauty of android. The Google Play store is trash so use something like f-droid instead.

baggachipz ,

I just got so tired of trying to find things that don’t suck, messing with bootloaders and custom ROMs, troubleshooting device-specific problems, all of that. I’m too old for that shit now. I get people doing it, but I just said “fuck it” and got the device that mostly Just Works and pairs nicely with my mac. I know, evil blah blah, but I also think Google is worse.

yonder ,

Fair enough. And yeah, I would also rather have an iPhone for daily activities over Google Android.

HubertManne , in 5:57 am and dreading the possible inevitabilities

your definition of late night coincides with what I consider early morning.

Sc00ter ,

I think it was sent late night, and the implication is that they will be waking up soon to see it

HubertManne ,

oh. that makes more sense now.

callouscomic , in Not all heroes wear capes.

Introvert does not mean anti-social.

EABOD25 , in They are among us. And they are movie buffs.

Guy in top left is smiling

todd_bonzalez , in So much for Blockchain's real life use cases

Guy who wrote a paper about Blockchain doesn’t know the difference between a “digital wallet” and Blockchain…

Madison420 ,

That’s the one I use for prison stuff right? You know spare key, toothbrush, razor, cellphone the basics so you still got room to spare.

hakunawazo ,

Your prison wallet is closer to porn than to blockchain, I suppose.

ChronosTriggerWarning , in 5:57 am and dreading the possible inevitabilities

I did this once… with my boss.

I was trying to respond to the gf and my fat fingers hit the wrong name in my texts. Didn’t notice until afterwards, and by then it was too late. I was never more glad to have someone pretend a thing had never happened.

MutilationWave ,

I was tripping and accidentally sent the most insane shit to my coworker instead of my wife. We didn’t like each other anyway. That was only a couple weeks ago so still kinda waiting for the shoe to drop.

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

“If you’re driving down the ocean on a jetski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?!?”

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