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ThatWeirdGuy1001 , in The greatest country in the world
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Americans write the date the way we would say it. August 9th 2023.

bsolos ,

9th of August, 2023

UsernameIsTooLon ,

No need for the extra “of”

thereisalamp ,

Wait, you mean the last 2 are, in all fact, the same, exact, thing?

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes.

thereisalamp ,

That’s what kills me about people who rag on Americans.

We order our dates the way we say them, and we use a temperature system is a great way to describe feeling heat.

I’ve got no defense for imperial measurements beyond scooping up a cup of flour is easier than dumping it on a scale.

But people spend more energy shitting on the cultural norms of Americans than anyone else (especially Europeans) and then spend a lot of time telling us we have no culture.

smooth_tea ,

and we use a temperature system is a great way to describe feeling heat

You know if you really think about it for even the slightest amount of time this makes absolutely no fucking sense. I can imagine why you state this, but to not spoil the fun I’d love to hear it from you.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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The fahrenheit scale was created as a base for human temperature. The guy fucked up his math though because 100°f was supposed to be average body temp.

Celsius is temperature based on water.

Kelvin is based on universal scale.

Fahrenheit is based on the human body.

smooth_tea ,

I don’t see how intent is relevant, to someone using Celsius, 40 degrees is hot because they’re used to that, that’s the only thing that matters. Besides, when it comes to body temperature, Celsius is a lot closer than Fahrenheit. Not to mention “it’s freezing outside” in Celsius is actually sub zero, and not a number close to your body temperature as it is in Fahrenheit.

Kornblumenratte ,

Fahrenheit based his scale on what he thought to be absolute zero (i.e. the coldest temperature he could produce in his lab with the tools of his time) and his body temperature, which he set to 12, because 12 was a convenient number and used in a lot of scales in his pre-metric time. He did realize though that this scale was impractical, and halved his degrees until they deemed sensible to him, resulting in the final degrees to be ⅛ of the first draft. 8 * 12 = 96, hence 96° F was his second fixed point.

Which is just senseless, as we know today, as the temperature of the human body fluctuates over time. If we took the original definition seriously, everybody would have their own Fahrenheit scale that would differ over time.

Fahrenheit is not based on body temperature, it is based on the temperature of a mixture of ice and salt and the body temperature of a certain individual, both in 1714. Who was, by the way, suffering from hypothermia.

alessandro ,
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Generally speaking you’re usually from 0 to 720 hours in a month: how many time in a year you have to remind people what month they are into vs. the single day?

Guy A: “Hey, what day is it?”

Guy B: “It’s Sunday, the 13th.”

Guy A: “Of…?” (gesturing to keep going)

Guy B: “Ah, right, we’re just 390 hours into August. You may have missed that.”

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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That’s in response to a poorly asked question.

"Hey what’s the date?

“August 13th”

Whelks_chance ,

4th of July

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s a holiday and an obvious exception. Most people don’t go around saying dates like that

intrepid ,

Americans pick up weird habits and then insist that it’s the right way. How is August 9th any better than 9th of August when the 9th is a subunit of August and not the other way around?

Another good example is the use of the imperial system. I’ve heard Americans often declare that it’s a better system for manual use compared to the metric system. But the metric system has prefixes that differ consistently by 3 orders of magnitude, whereas the imperial system has rather arbitrary jumps between each successive unit. The metric system needs much less cognitive effort even for manual use.

I can understand that it’s a matter of habit for Americans. But it’s the lack of acceptance that there is a problem that leads to other problems like crashing a spacecraft onto Mars.

aaronbieber , in Man, those brownies were weird, they taste like rainbows! 😮‍💨
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Reality’s an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Byeeee!

Dee , in It gets really good after the first 31 episodes
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This is Picard for me. I thought season one was alright, season two was hot garbage, but season three is what star trek fans had been waiting for all these years. Perfect conclusion, but boy was it rough getting there lol

DontRedditMyLemmy ,

I agree with your take on the first two, but s3 was so gratuitous I could barely stand it. A reunion episode would have been fine, but they didn’t do the story justice.

SpaceCowboy ,
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Yeah they completely lost me with the ending of S1 and I gave up on the show.

But RLM said S3 was actually good, so I watched it. Completely skipped S2. Nothing of value was lost. I guess Raffi and Seven are in a relationship? I think that’s the only thing that happened in S2 that carried over.

I think I’d have liked S3 more if I was a big TNG fan. But as it was, it was basically the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, just that it brought back a beloved character rather than killing off a beloved character in the middle part of the story. Which of course made it so much better. But still, it’s basically the same kind of thing. It was fine. A good ending for the TNG crew.

I hope the Legacy thing can happen, I want to see how things are going on DS9 because that’s my Star Trek.

Dee ,
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Totally agree, and yeah DS9 is my favorite trek as well (I’m actually watching it as I type this on my phone lol) so would love a revisit to the promenade.

But Picard season three was what I think TNG needed for a good wrap-up. It didn’t blow me away but the final scene of the last episode was perfect for me.

Zoboomafoo ,
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RLM didn’t like Strange New Worlds, I couldn’t take their Picard S3 recommendation

Selmafudd , in Water mountains

One of my kids calls water fountains water mountains… I assume from just mishearing the word. The first time he said it I went to correct him and then I’m like it does look like a water mountain so fuck it we’ll go with that. Now the whole family only refers to them us water mountains.

And oddly there is another misheard word another of my kids used that we’ve all adopted, this kid said his tshirt was skin side out instead of inside out. Again I went to correct him and thought no he is right too, so now clothes are skin side out or skin side in.

Gnugit ,

I also have a few of these. My favourite daughter when she was a toddler she used to call road trains “Big DIE!”.

WhipperSnapper ,
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My favourite daughter

Busted

Gnugit ,

Oops, I really messed up that sentence. Well, she is my favourite anyway 😁

Hadriscus ,

Hah, skin side out is good !!

BananaPeal ,
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My family has one of those. Our oldest would say hanitizer instead of hand sanitizer. We started correcting him but eventually realized that it’s more efficient and everyone knows what he’s talking about. I actually use it outside the family too. No issues, only chuckles when I explain the story.

tomcatt360 ,
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Linguists call these eggcorns Here’s a good video by RobWords with more examples.

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SwampYankee , in Water mountains

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHIP DISAPPEAR ?

WATER MOUNTAINS

SneakyWeasel , in It gets really good after the first 31 episodes

Me with Bojack. I straight up tell most folks to skip the first 5 episodes and start with 1-6. The jump in quality the show does when it gets to “The Telescope” is staggering, it doesn’t feel like the same show.

Sharkwellington ,

The first few episodes of Bojack were super rough. I think I had a friend that loved the first few episodes and fell off as the show went on.

Chilly ,

Guess I need to give it another shot lol

reev ,

I mention Bojack to pretty much everyone I care about. I am just worried there’s someone out there that could love the show as much as me and just doesn’t get the chance to.

big_slap ,

let me start on episode 6 and get back to you.

Gort ,
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Well, yeah, I get that, even if I don’t find those episodes bad myself, but I do think episode two, Bojack Hates the Troops, is a really good satirical episode that shouldn’t be missed.

SneakyWeasel ,

Ok, yeah, my partner loves the Mc Neal Seal puns, and even when we were watching it he was like “season one is supposed to be the bad one? Jesus the show is good then”

pizza , in When welding always wear proper PPE folks

after I finished welding I realized I should cut it out

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

Oh, no!

kratoz29 , in When welding always wear proper PPE folks

Old memes back, again?

Nice.

VikingHippie ,
jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

Always! Keep them coming!

Catoblepas , in When welding always wear proper PPE folks

Back in the 60s (pre-OSHA!) my grandpa was a welder. First day on the job he didn’t have PPE for his eyes and just shrugged and kept going. The next day his eyes were so burnt he could barely open them and it took something like a week or two to recover. Doctor told him it was like getting really bad sunburn directly on your eyes.

jimmux , in The greatest country in the world

Months are dumb. Inconsistent lengths, the names are out of sync (OCTober isn’t month 8), pretend to be based on lunar cycles but not, etc.

Give us Year/Day date formats. Extra new year holiday on leap years.

vpklotar ,

You can blame that on the Romans. October was the eighth month.

walter_wiggles , in Man, those brownies were weird, they taste like rainbows! 😮‍💨

Graph looks like a water mountain though

TimeSquirrel ,
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Yeah, it's the same shape as those big land tsunamis.

TimeSquirrel , in Polly wanna ollie?
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Tape its feet to the skateboard. Infinite airtime. Profit.

Neato , in Man, those brownies were weird, they taste like rainbows! 😮‍💨
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9.8 m/s^2 is acceleration. Meaning we're constantly accelerating by 9.8 m/s, or 22 mph every second forever. In just under 1 year, we'd be traveling at the speed of light. And then?

This is where the fun begins.

WtfEvenIsExistence OP , (edited )

We are already moving past the speed of light. That’s why a short nap becomes hours. It’s time dilation, duh.

Afrazzle ,

/s ?

WtfEvenIsExistence OP ,

Obviously being sarcastic. The Earth doesn’t accelerate. The universe bends around the Earth (which again, is a Giant Magical Space Rug) and therefore the Earth only needs to move at a constant speed. Gravity is simply the illusion caused by special relativity. An apple doesn’t fall off the tree, it simply teleports through a wormhole at 0.0098 m per milisecond.

Batman ,

Why would the light not be accelerating with us, that’s my question.

Neato ,
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Light cannot accelerate. When a photon is created (emitted from electrons falling down a higher orbital, particle decay, etc.) it is traveling the speed of light. Photons cannot travel slower or faster than the speed of light. Every observer, regardless of their speed, sees light traveling the speed of light.

CommieCretzl , in A Jeep Wrangler is less aerodynamic than a lobster.
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You know what the car industry has to do now

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