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synae , in The "xylo" is greek for wood
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My fave part is when Ripley fights the xylophone queen in the mech outfit

terminhell , in But can it run Crysis?

Mine already does it. Send help, I have 20+ years of playtime.

UltraMagnus0001 , in Remember this when you feel powerless

Remember that skit where Tom Green put pooh in the soup and ask the restaurant employees to mell it?

andrewrgross , in Israel's Perfect Match

This meme is bad.

  1. if you look closely, you’ll notice that there’s no real joke. Israel and Nazi Germany should date. That’s a shit tier joke. It’s relying on edginess too hope paper over that there’s no real humor.
  2. from a political commentary perspective, it’s awful. We have a colonial state founded by people who have experienced a collective tragedy that they then allowed to justify displacement of an indigenous population, followed by decades of alliance with Western imperialism and a slide to the hard right, with lots of delusion and gas lightning. And we have an aggrieved former great power looking to expand over neighbors while killing of undesirable immigrants. Yeah, two genocides. But they’re materially different in terms of approach, and the groups pictured hate each other. It’s like you know there’s atrocities, and you know Jews are involved, and that’s kind of the end of your insight but you really wanted to make a meme anyway.

Find something interesting to say.

Also, free Gaza, release the hostages, lock up Netanyahu and all the rest, etc etc

danc4498 , in But can it run Crysis?

Kind of like code injection but for the human brain.

Steamymoomilk ,

“BREAKING NEWS 0-DAY EXPLOIT FOUND IN THINK THONKERS, UPDATE TO NEWEST VERSION!!!”

9point6 ,

Have you ever seen those videos of arbitrary code execution on a Gameboy with TAS tools? Where it spams every button for like 10 mins?

I’m now imagining a hypnotist flicking his pendulum around like it’s a yoyo

Jessvj93 ,

Like getting incepted by a Spotify ad during a binaural sleep longplay.

RandomVideos , in Toss a coin to yer Witcher

I put the toilet roll without thinking, resulting in the orientation being random

gcheliotis ,

I am disgusted and appalled.

TachyonTele , in But can it run Crysis?

Mine ran Midlife Crysis on ultra settings

Viking_Hippie ,
TachyonTele ,

Sense of security, like pockets jingling. This song’s from nineteen hundred ninety two

Viking_Hippie ,

This song’s from nineteen hundred ninety two

Right in the middle of the golden age of grunge ❤️

TachyonTele ,

🎸🤘

Klear ,

Mine is a far cry from being able to anything ultra.

TachyonTele , (edited )

That’s a good thing.

Edit. I failed hard recognizing your joke. I feel horrible.

SkunkWorkz ,

a just cause one might say.

TachyonTele , (edited )

Some might say your kingdom will come, after it’s deliverance. 30 minutes or less!

numberfour002 , in The "xylo" is greek for wood

Is there an all encompassing term for xylophones and all the instruments that are “Xylophones” with X feature(s)?

Ephera ,
undergroundoverground , in Checkmate

Rule # 1 of signing an NDA: you’re not allowed to say that you signed an NDA.

WereCat ,

Even if you don’t mention who you signed it with? There’s quite a bit difference between saying “I’ve signed NDA” and “I’ve signed NDA with company (name)”

undergroundoverground ,

I mean, who else other than your last employer would it be with?

Acters ,

Breaking the agreement does not always mean you will get in trouble for it. This is the one rule that can be risked breaking without facing repercussions.

undergroundoverground ,

Breaking it in any way means you will likely have to pay back any money they gave you immediately.

Personally, I would consider that to be a repercussion.

Acters ,

I didn’t say there are no repercussions. I said it is a safe bet on a risk that many individuals are willing to make.

undergroundoverground ,

I mean, you can break any rule, law or agreement without facing repercussions, if you don’t get caught.

Acters ,

I’m glad we both came to an agreement 🤝

TinklesMcPoo ,

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

undergroundoverground ,

There might be repercussions, if we get caught though.

MonkderDritte ,

Where, US?

CptEnder ,

Actual Rule #1 of signing an NDA: unless you work on Defense, NDAs are virtually unenforceable

Telodzrum ,

This is really fucking terrible advice.

son_named_bort , in The "xylo" is greek for wood

Glockenspiels are usually smaller than xylophones.

Console_Modder , in They captured a Russian shed!!
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So, does the entire shed have to spin when the turret moves or can the tank only shoot straight forward now?

Magickmaster ,

Apparently yes

Kangie ,

The “tank” has an immobile or mostly immobile turret, depending on the particular design of this piece of battlefield ingenuity. Units appear to be making these modifications at the frontline to improve survivability against FPV drones but there isn’t a standard package.

Console_Modder ,
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Absolutely brilliant

SrTobi , in Rickroll evolution

I can remember seeing the comment that rickrolled Rick… Fucking legend and expertly done.

LittleBorat2 , in The West constantly getting fed Hasbara

Great now you are making people slightly horny with your bs

10_0 , in The "xylo" is greek for wood

Pic of your cockenspiel?

TheFriendlyDickhead , in Rickroll evolution

I made stickers with the qr code. Now half my city has random qr codes hanging around.

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