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ComradeChairmanKGB , in Ketamine Street
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Villain cast of the next Purge

bloodfart , in *smiles politely*

Idle prattle is the conversational equivalent of just comfortably existing in a space with another person.

FlaminGoku , in Ketamine Street

Let me tell you how to get

How to get some ketamine

How to be a jellyfish

Auk , in When welding always wear proper PPE folks
jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

I don’t see imgur…

Have an alt?

Auk ,
YaaAsantewaa , in The greatest country in the world

It’s by smallest integer to largest, what’s weird about that?

12 months a year, up to 31 days a month and X number of years. It makes the most sense

jerieljan ,

Because it gets horribly fucky when you now have to figure out if a date is actually formatted as MM-DD-YY or DD-MM-YY.

Surely we’ve all handled reading an expiration date before and have wondered if we’re eating something OK or has expired months ago because they chose the other format.

(Honestly, I think both formats are shit, and the only correct way to do dates with numbers only is YYYY-MM-DD. If not, then at least use letters for months, like 30 AUG 2023)

YaaAsantewaa ,

Surely we’ve all handled reading an expiration date before and have wondered if we’re eating something OK or has expired months ago

No, I haven’t, and I don’t know anyone else who has

jerieljan ,

Then you’ve never bought imported food or never got food gifts overseas. Or never travelled to a country that used the format that you don’t use.

For example, 06/09/2023 could mean either you’re eating something that expires next month, or expired two months ago.

Ddhuud ,

It should be ordered by significance (ideally descending). USA’s date is like putting the million between the thousands and the unit.

reverendsteveii ,

Try to figure out a way to sort it automatically and get back to me on why it’s stupid

droans ,

Easy. Don’t store dates as a text string. That’s just bad programming.

reverendsteveii ,

When you say “don’t store dates as a string” what you’re really saying is “wait for someone else to solve the problem and release a library, then use that library”. That seems to be what the majority of the industry does (I’m a Java coder myself and joda is a lifesaver in that regard) but my point is that this problem is hard. Date and time stamps are a subtly difficult part of the average API monkey’s daily work.

slippery_salmons , in We have the Bees

Our Bees

vintprox ,
@vintprox@geddit.social avatar

In the Soviet Russia, bees are cooking you.

Kit , in missing

Trans guys get it.

Spacegrass , in We have the Bees

RB, as in roast beef. Their specialty.

seitanic ,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

According to Wikipedia, the RB stands for “Raffel Brothers” (the two brothers who founded the company).

Spacegrass ,

TIL. Thanks.

Dubious_Fart , in I found my Halloween costume

Sex whenever you want?

Sounds like a rapist costume, not an adult with no kids costume.

thorbot OP ,

Sex whenever you want doesn’t imply rape, unless you’re a rapist yourself

Dubious_Fart ,

Sounds like what a rapist would say trying to cover for their urge to take sex whenever they want it.

iltoroargento , in I speak the language of the forest
@iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Also, me as a druid in Baldur’s Gate 3 to every single animal I find… So worth it.

JimmyDean OP ,

I’ve been hearing a lot of good things about this game. I do love a good fantasy rpg

iltoroargento ,
@iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It’s well worth a look. You’ll know if you wanna keep going with it within the 2 hr playtime steam refund if you wanna go that route.

I’m all in, but if it’s not your cup of tea, at least steam can refund lol

Fwiw, it’s the closest thing to dungeons and dragons I’ve ever played in a video game and I feel like it’s pretty accessible even if you’re not versed in DnD fifth edition.

VikingHippie ,

It’s SO good! I’ve already replayed Act I twice to try out new builds and still loving every second!

Apart from the game itself, to me it’s a huge plus that, contrary to my expectations, playing with a controller works perfectly without having to mod it first

WildlyCanadian ,
@WildlyCanadian@lemmy.ca avatar

Me as a Warlock with Speak with Animals because it’s essential in any Larian game.

Also, squirrel go 💥 😈

TheBurlapBandit ,

This combo has made me a lot of gold in the chicken run goblin game.

veloxization ,
@veloxization@yiffit.net avatar

I’m glad to hear this. I absolutely loved the Pet Pal talent from Divinity OS2. :D

Archlinuxforever , in The greatest country in the world
@Archlinuxforever@lemmy.3cm.us avatar

Oh no! A country uses a different date format, the horror!

MajorMajormajormajor , in Water mountains

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

shnurr ,

Just run to the edge then.

alternative_factor ,
@alternative_factor@kbin.social avatar

They'd just hit the ice wall, idiot. And if they made it through that they would hit the ocean of the second flat world beyond our own. If they got through that they would hit either the scorched wastes, the frozen wastes, the abyssal ocean, or the walls of asgard..
Seriously, do you even do your own research?

kurogane ,
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I’d play the hell out of this videogame.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

🤔 Isn’t that basically Hellblade?

Ddhuud ,

You mean if he ever gets past security.

America doesn’t have the resources to watch effectively the border with Mexico, but they can guard the full earth “circumference”… AAAAND keep everyone quiet about it.

Aurenkin ,

See you on the other side

KrankyKong ,

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  • SunriseParabellum ,
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    Online, yeah I’d say about 2/3s of them are, but the shit they’re saying usually originates from actual Flat Earther content.

    seitanic OP ,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    They’re trolling though. I reckon the vast majority of flat earthers are.

    What makes you think so?

    Klear ,

    “Ball earthists”.

    HawlSera , (edited )

    I actually had a guy come into a store I used to work in, he came around closing… guy would not leave until I heard his salespitch about the flat earth…

    A week later I learned he called corporate who demanded I be fired over refusing to hear him out. Manager told me he had no choice, fire me or get fired and have the replacement fire me.

    It worked out though, Travis eventually left and the new manager couldn’t get anyone to stay… when he found my old file and how long I stayed he offered my job back.

    I had found something closer, easier, and higher paying so I just laughed the offer off. I love my new gig

    zigmus64 ,

    So your manager, in a retail store, that presumably exclusively sold non-flat-earth items, caved to a whack-job who wanted you to be fired because you wouldn’t waste your productive work time listening to his whack-job bullshit (closing is almost always more than turning the lights off and locking up), and actually fired you?

    Sounds like the manager did you a favor. He did have a choice… standing up for his employees agains unreasonable nonsense like that.

    sundrei ,
    @sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    I knew someone who like to use flat Earthism to illustrate that there’s little point in debating someone who has no interest in being persuaded. He’d basically state the Earth is flat and use every rhetorical trick in the book to defend his position, exhaust his opponent, and then say, “Could you imagine how frustrated you’d be if I actually believed any of that?” He eventually got his DDS of all things, but I thought he’d make a good lawyer.

    AntiOutsideAktion ,
    @AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net avatar

    You can debate someone into changing their mind but it’s more like water eroding a stone than any cathartic moment you’d hope for. It’s still worthwhile especially when you consider an audience that’s not inhibited by being ‘under attack’

    TimeSquirrel ,
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    It's actually religious for some of them. They take the whole biblical "firmament" idea literally.

    alcoholicorn ,

    When you get deeper, 90% of the time it’s just one of a dozen “facts” they’ve adopted to service the core belief that jews are responsible for [effects of capitalism]

    WtfEvenIsExistence ,

    Well I got good news for you. This isn’t a planet. It’s a giant rug thats’s floating in space propelled by genie’s dark matter astro-projection that moves us at 9.8 meters/sec² and our world was created by an entity named God who’s 3 wishes to the genie was 1. to create this magnificient space rug to house 2. the people that will be spawned created on this wonderful place and will 3. forever worship God and his Magnificient Space Rug and that non-believers will have to suffer their entire life believing in the Round-Earth Conspiracy.

    Thank God™ for helping us realize the truth. 🤓

    faintedheart ,

    Why don’t you like entertainment?

    CaptainEffort ,

    I’m gonna make my own planet! With blackjack! And hookers!

    jtmetcalfe ,

    You must mean Plainit fellow pancake earthier?

    rob64 ,

    You must mean plane-et.

    Cleverdawny , in Hackerman

    I didn’t know trogdor was a Linux distro

    Ubermeisters , in The greatest country in the world

    The last two are the same thing though

    Hadriscus ,

    The last one is ambiguous because it could be either august ninth or september eigth.

    Water , in Hydro Homies unite!

    Go ahead… you can confess to a fellow hydro homie.

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