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Spiralvortexisalie , in Hey girl

These people are mad that it takes a whole day to visit someone in the middle of nowhere. These are clearly children that can’t afford anything or agitators,

MrVilliam ,

What?

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in *laughs in unicycle*

There’s something I don’t understand that maybe other unicycle riders can explain to me. I can ride a unicycle and I can even juggle while riding one, but I cannot go more than 200 feet or so before my thighs completely burn out and I fall over. How do people use these things as actual forms of transportation?

troglodytis , in Hey girl

I wish the East Coast person was in Portland, ME

OpenStars , in Seems fishy
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Seems fishy

Not anymore…

Etterra , in math is hard

You have one apple. You divide it into quarters, so that you have 0.25 of an apple. Now divide it in half. So yes well technically you do have one half of 0.25 (and 0.5 is the answer that a calculator will return) what you actually have is 1/8 of an apple (0.125).

This is what pisses me off about Matt half the time. You end up with something that in the abstract makes sense because it’s just numbers, but then if you try to make it make sense in real life it’s stupid.

shasta , (edited )

Your confusion comes from the fact that dividing a quarter in half is 0.25/2. That’s not what’s shown in the comic. Dividing by 0.5 is the same as multiplying by 2. It’s just a quirk of syntax, the way we write math. If you spelled it out using English the comic would say “multiplying a quarter by two equals a half”. The confusion just stems from someone’s unfamiliarity with mathematical notation.

billgamesh ,

exactly. failure of english, not math. Math allows fairly accurate descriptions of the universe, humans (and especially languages) evolved to adequately percieve the narrow band of qualia that have been relevant to survival

UsernameIsTooLon , (edited )

Fractions are just funky when dividing. Dividing by 0.5 is the same multiplying by 2.

Your analogy is really close, but backwards is all. If you have a quarter of an apple. In order to get half a whole apple, you need another quarter. Two quarters make a half, so dividing a quarter by 0.5 gives you 2 quarters. Dividing a quarter by 2 gives you 0.5 of the original quarter which is your 1/8th

velox_vulnus , in Hey girl

Is this a red/blue state reference I’m too non-American to understand?

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

No, it’s just about 4,700 km.

sukhmel ,

Yeah, living in a country you can travel from border to border on a train in 12 hours has some benefits to it

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This would be possible in the US also if the government was willing to put money into bullet trains but like whatever I guess.

Vent , (edited )

The people in the meme are at about Seattle and NYC, which is a little over 3k miles apart (by car). You’d need to be going 250mph for the entire 12 hours to make that distance. A quick google search says that the maximum operating speed of a bullet train is 200mph, but tests have been conducted at 275mph.

So, you’d need to go non-stop at 125% max speed to make the trip in 12 hours. Even if you went at 275mph, realistically you’d make a lot of stops along the way, which is going to make the average speed a lot lower. Trains are great, but the US is really big.

Bonus fact: a non-stop flight from Seattle to NYC takes about 5.5 hours.

sukhmel ,

Chinese high speed train network operates at 120–240 mph, and their maglev (very short, very expensive, very fast train route from Shanghai airport to the city centre) had the record at 268 mph. Plus, railroad may be slightly shorter due to how it is designed if the road isn’t near straight already.

But yes, 3000 miles is a lot and maybe 12 hours will not be achievable for a long time yet

akakunai ,

I love me some bullet trains, but there is a certain distance that makes planes way more viable.

There should be a lot more (and higher quality) high speed rail between cities of moderate distance, however.

triplenadir ,
@triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml avatar

“planes … viable”

continuing to have a habitable planet should maybe be worth more to you than saving max. ~10 hours of journey time getting from one side of a continent to another.

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

3k.miles by car? Are miles by train different?

Vent ,

Yes, it depends on where the roads and rails are built and how direct their paths are.

EldritchFeminity ,

Unfortunately, all the electric train startups were bought up and closed down by diesel train companies decades ago, and the majority of the rail lines are owned by freight companies as well. This is partly why public train transit is so bad: the government has to lease the tracks from the freight companies, who get priority on the lines over public trains, meaning that if there’s freight traffic the commuter rail has to wait for the freight lines to go through first.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

decades ago? those people are all dead now. let’s try again.

Nikls94 ,

If it’s germany, if one of you lives in the north and the other in the south, it’s cheaper to fly to Mallorca and meet there.

crushyerbones ,

If it’s the UK it’s cheaper to meet in a random ass village in Lapland. (Or Mallorca).

sukhmel ,

Yeah, I tried trains in Germany and Italy, the prices were crazy 🤣

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Coming out next fall: RvB: Politics

hemko ,

No, it’s about 2 people talking online, and there’s some 5 billion dish machines distance between them making the travel difficult or expensive

TexMexBazooka ,

anything but the metric system

sukhmel ,
samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

They’re both in coastal states that aren’t in the southeast, so odds are they’re both blue.

Drusas ,

I'm an American and also don't see the humor in it.

knightly ,
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Queer folks have a bad habit of falling in love with people on the other side of the country.

ChefWhite ,

Or planet.

[Sighs in time zone ten hours out of sync with crush]

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I think this is a problem for people of every sexuality.

Maven OP ,

It’s often especially bad in queer/minority communities because the dating pool is much smaller.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

That makes sense. Anybody who has less compatible dating options than average for whatever reason is more likely to run into this.

Drusas ,

Ah. Thank you.

Ephera ,

My thought was that it’s an obscure joke about the two Washingtons in the USA. Like, the state in the north-west corner is called “Washington” and then there’s the capital city of the USA on the east coast, called “Washington, D.C.”.

But Washington, D.C., is further south from where the person is placed, so I’m guessing not…

Revonult ,

Two people met online and live on opposite sides of the country.

Drusas ,

Right, but that's not humorous.

figaro ,

I think for people who have had long distance relationships it kinda is. Like I would say something like that to my ex, but we both knew it was impossible. Sort of a dark humor but you do what you have to do in those situations

storcholus ,

I thought it was a u haul lesbian joke

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-Haul_lesbian

EmoDuck ,

See Also

Lesbian bed death

This has been an informative 5 minutes

bitfucker , in math is hard

Man, I thought this is an ADHD meme when trying to sleep and your brain starts to do random shit.

Lath , in Seems fishy

Fun fact! Lightning can't penetrate deep into large bodies of water and instead spreads over a larger surface area.

Funner fact! I have no idea if the above is true because I just made it up!

Trust no one on the internet.

objectionist ,

by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.

whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.

dumbcrumb ,

Wait so if you’re in the ocean near a lightning strike you’ll be fine?

objectionist ,

theoretically, yeah.

in practice, i don’t think you should be swimming while there’s a thunderstorm going on

LostXOR ,

From what I know that is somewhat true, the current will disperse through the water relatively uniformly. But it'll still create voltage gradients that will probably kill any fish nearby.

IndiBrony ,
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I trust you deeply despite never knowing you or understanding your research methods because your wild guess about physics seems reasonably believable on a surface level and I shall not endeavour to confirm whether or not you’re actually correct, but spread it to others with misplaced confidence!

proper , in Crunchy goodness lies within.
@proper@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn’t you think this through…

edit* …was on the front page of simpsonsshitposting for 13 days!

edit2* …most popular shows of all time, sir! What were you thinking?!

edit3* I mean, thank you, come again!

UnRelatedBurner ,

There ain’ no way! Someone reposts on the internet!?

proper ,
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xthexder ,
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As someone not subscribed to simpsonsshitposting, I really don’t care if it’s a repost. That community isn’t even on the same instance, so it’s a little like complaining if someone reposts from R*ddit.

Paradachshund , in We were in a discussion about preffered standard salt (Sea Salt) when..

Everyone in here saying this or that salt is better… You can use more than one kind y’all, it’s not a competition.

zarathustrad ,

Yea.

While I’m a big fan of NaCl, there are plenty of other great salts out there.

CaCl is better for de-iceing my driveway.

Sodium hydroxide is great for cleaning my clothes.

Sodium carbonate is best for making my hard water softer.

That’s just a few of the great salts!

Follow my helldiver’s live steam to hear about more!!!?

impudentmortal , in take it easy now, we don't need any rush hour rambos!

Men will do anything to not carry a bag

TheControlled ,

Hard to say but those boots look kinda fem

chemicalwonka , in Zionism is a terrorist ideology
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always been

Remotedeck , in Jurassic Park

Get a beware of chicken sign

n0m4n , (edited ) in math is hard

,25/,5 x 100/100 = 25/50 = 1/2

Why was that hard?

100/100 = 1, because any number divided by itself is 1.

And any number multiplied by 1 is still that number.

TBH, I moved the decimal over 2 places on the numerator and denominator and simplified 25/50 to 1/2 because It is easier to do in my head. Some of the other paths are too complicated when I am going to sleep.

Droptherock , in take it easy now, we don't need any rush hour rambos!

That’s a Taurus 709 Slim! I have that same pistol. Great concealed carry gun.

Kakaofruchttafel ,

Why would you want to conceal a gun you’re carrying? Not you in particular I mean, in general.

Lightor ,

I took a conceal carry course and one of the main reasons they say to do it is safety. If you are open carrying in a store and someone wants to rob it they will either get scared off or take you out first. It’s not worth the risk. That and I would always worry about someone just rushing me and trying to take/use it.

zarathustrad ,

Cops / military open carry because they already have the uniform, and the implications that has (legal use of force, training, and back up). Private citizens are safer if they conceal carry for a number of reasons, here are two:

Privacy. Some people get intimidated and / or think open carry is a political statement. Which it is sometimes, but not usually. If you open carry, it’s better to do in appropriate settings and with groups. Day to day carry, it is better to just blend in with the crowd.

Security/safety. If you open carry you need to be prepared for someone trying to disarm you or shoot you first, because they know where your weapon is, and that you have it. It’s not really worth the deterant value. In conflict it’s better to have the element of surprise rather than be surprised by someone who knows who has a gun, and where they are.

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