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unreachable , in British people be like
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flambonkscious ,

That is rad, keep on tripping little baby…

umbrella , in water...
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laugh track

erp , in It has already been removed again

No cause for panic. The letters just got scrambled over the inter-webs: he’s not a convicted felon , he’s a convinced melon. There are many varieties of melons of course, for example watermelons, bitter melons, and musk melons.

mlg , in It has already been removed again
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Pakistan and India pages: amateurs

thefrankring , in water...
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My body is already 70% water.

No need to be close to water.

I am water.

MewtwoLikesMemes , in Past 24 hours...
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Nah, they just continue on as normal, believing the lie that he’s a “political prisoner” (Trump’s words actually) and that the charges were bullshit concocted by the Democrats to put him away.

…a customer of mine spewed this nonsense off at me just yesterday after the news broke, and I died a little inside.

DarkDiamondK ,
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My own mother spewed said nonsense to me the day he was convicted, I died a lot inside

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Steve ,

Duh

secret300 , in those ppl...

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EherVielleicht OP ,

Yeah, our server sucks… Sry broh

EherVielleicht ,
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secret300 ,

Thabk

BowtiesAreCool , in water...

Did an AI edit the image? Why is Jimmy fallon there, why is Fry there? What do they have to do with beer or the Monty Python joke. I’m so confused

EherVielleicht OP ,
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Strike!

some_guy , in water...

Was the first joke on a Monty Python live show that I saw on VHS a hundred million years ago. That might have been the only joke before we stopped.

bradorsomething , in water...

Has anyone here ever had sex in a canoe? I can only imagine the logistics of laying down enough life preservers to make it comfortable, and any sidewards motions should be right out unless you want to turn this into skinny dipping. I guess you could use the momentum to your advantage to get some good thrusts in, but really, has the bottom of a canoe ever smelled sexy?

Just something to think about.

Strykker ,

The only advantage to a canoe is it’s slightly drier than the water and slightly less sandy than the beach.

MeDuViNoX ,
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That last point, maybe sex in a canoe that was beached? Then it wouldn’t tip over and you wouldn’t get sandy.

Meltrax ,

Canoes also have crossbars every 4 feet or so to keep them reasonably structurally sound. So those are very in your way.

FlyingSquid ,
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That just means it requires creativity.

FlyingSquid ,
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Has anyone here ever had sex in a canoe?

In all of human history? Almost certainly.

Also, there is this sort of canoe, which would be much more stable for fucking in.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/698d7ad7-e309-4f06-901f-341fbc208a91.png

Klear ,

Look at those fucking canoes!

Klear ,

Nobody said American beer is particularly enjoyable…

Swerker , in Funny how that happens

As a Swedish dairyfarmer: sure, there are bad apples everywhere. But the majority of us loves our animals and if they don’t get treated well they don’t produce well.

But we need you consumers to help. Visit farms when possible, buy local or at least farmer-owned brands with high standards. Show that you care, vote in the EU election. etc.

usernamesAreTricky OP ,

From global estimates

It’s estimated that three-quarters – 74% – of land livestock are factory-farmed

[…]

Combine land animals and fish, and the final estimate comes to 94% of livestock living on factory farms.

ourworldindata.org/how-many-animals-are-factory-f…

Prunebutt ,

The meme specifies “industrial”. I don’t think any industrial farmer has any love for their animals.

fushuan ,

Industry and industrial aren’t the same. The animal industry includes local farms, since they are part of the sector/industry. Industrial farms/factories are a subsector of the industry, the ones that are the actual cancer on society.

DarthFrodo ,

But the majority of us loves our animals

And when the milk production drops, the vast majority of dairy cows get their throat slit and their bodies sold for profit. I surely wouldn’t treat those that I love that way, but I guess animal farmers just have a very different concept of “loving animals” compared to people who have pets, for example.

capt_wolf , in Next Gen of Viral Meme
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AliOski ,

Not even needed. You can open the Microsoft store to install Firefox or if winget is pre installed you can use winget.

SaltyIceteaMaker ,

Problem with the store is it encrypts the files. Ateast the last time i used it

Imgonnatrythis , in water...

Jimmy Fallon’s jokes are close to water.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Shore they are

IsThisAnAI , in water...

None of you bitching about American beer have stepped foot inside a beer shop here.

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