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ratofkryll , in smoking

I smoked for almost 20 years. I lost track of how many times I tried - and failed - to quit. Last December I just felt done. Put it down and haven’t gone back to it. I even had a few cigarettes while out with a friend in March and had no desire to go back to it after. I know a few other people who quit like that, but far more who have struggled with it for years and still smoke.

I have no idea what changed for me. Every other attempt failed, even if I felt really ready to quit.

krakenfury ,

This is my story, too. I’ll have a few if I go out to a bar, but I’m done doing that shit all the time; having to go outside when I’m home, in my car, sneaking out at family gatherings, etc.

However, if I were to return to hanging out at bars a lot, I would absolutely become a full time smoker again.

triplenadir , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha
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the correct answer was “any part of the background pattern” because it’s not got a photo of a purchaseable product yet but it will do as soon as more sponsorship deals come in

tinyVoltron , in smoking
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Used to smoke 2 packs a day. Quit 20 years ago. Quit because I figured I always smelled like smoke which greatly diminished the dating pool. I missed it every day until I managed to get hooked on nicotine pouches. Was using 10-15 of the 8mg On every day. Managed to do that in secret for years. Quit those about a year ago after my wife found out. Now I get to miss smoking AND nicotine pouches every single day. I love nicotine. I miss it every single day. I think about it all the time. If I ever found myself single again I would go back in a heartbeat. I am salivating just writing this. It is evil shit.

Kalkaline ,
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Just imagine how cool you would have looked with supplemental oxygen dependency.

Serinus ,

I was semi-related to a guy who would drag his oxygen tank to the kitchen so he could smoke by the window.

Roopappy ,

I quit smoking and got on the nicotine lozenges. I was eating a bunch of lozenges, almost constantly. Then I started kinda smoking again, but didn’t stop the lozenges. Then I had a stroke which left me with a permanent disability, likely partially caused by wild blood pressure swings due to high levels of nicotine.

I quit by default after 3 weeks in a rehab center. The lesson here is… quit before the hospital. It’s worth it.

thefrankring , in We want gay money too
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Gay money is still money

Gormadt , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha
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I AM HUMAN!

I hate to be the one to break it to you friend but neither of us are.

I would have picked the burger as well.

Zagorath ,
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It looks like a Maccas burger. Famously long-lived.

lemmyseizethemeans , in smoking

Use the gum. Get rid of all the ashtrays. Chew and park it. You can quit but you have to understand it’s forever

synae , in Jumping up the Maslow’s hierarchy
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I thought these were mugs at first, which is a different kind of funny

Varven , in Velociraptor-free workplace
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Is this jurassic park or smth

Godric , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

Nice try, robot!

Ioughttamow , (edited ) in smoking

First time I quit I’d get the occasional craving, the second time I have maybe had a craving once. I think what helped me the second time was a minor health scare, (why is my tongue sloughing?), first kid on the way, and I reallly got into cardio

Edit: I smoked from 2007 to 2014? And then 2017? To 2020
Amount varied widely, but I probably went through a pack in 3 days average. Only hit a pack a day during finals week heh.

Marduk73 , in True work stories
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Naw new engineer, im like thank god heres a new lightning rod.

cymbal_king , in smoking

It’s hard, but there are more adults in the U.S. alive today who have successfully quit smoking than currently smoke.

Check out SmokeFree.gov for free science-based resources!

Donkter , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

It probably should be burger. But that seems like a trick since I’ve never seen a burger referred to having a “lifespan”

chemical_cutthroat , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha
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Weird, they don’t have “My most recent attempt at a 401(k)” in there…

mouserat , in The fuk? Please help me complete this insane captcha

Did you solve it? It looks as if it’s generated. I would guess it’s the lower fridge in case the items are supposed to be falling and the fridge will be the first one to hit the floor.

NaibofTabr ,

I would guess it’s the lower fridge in case the items are supposed to be falling and the fridge will be the first one to hit the floor.

wut.

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