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bruhduh , in It happens...
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

c/selfawarewolves

Maggoty ,

The handle. It’s a satire account

middlemanSI , in It happens...

Keep in mind they usually travel in pairs!

SnotFlickerman ,

What rolls down stairs

Alone or in pairs

Roll over your neighbors dog

HonkTonkWoman ,

Who will roll you down the stairs

Confiscate your wares

May even shoot your dog

SnotFlickerman ,

It’s cops, cops, cops!

TSG_Asmodeus ,
@TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world avatar

It’s hogs, hogs, hogs

Eczpurt ,

As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of hands

spongeborgcubepants ,

One can read, the other one can write

Catoblepas ,

Ooh, someone’s from a fancy pants big city where the cops went to high school.

numberfour002 ,

As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

The recommended number of anuses is one

HikingVet , in We are all gonna die

At least there isn’t a black 67 impala.

cm0002 ,
Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

To save anyone else the Google: that’s the car the main characters of Supernatural drive.

Bahnd , in ts moment

I still self host my TS3 for my nerd herd, and as an EvE online player (currently trying to win, but thats hard), you have to be fluent in all voip solutions as they all have different requirments and say a lot about your group.

Discord - small group, utilizing free services, may have an auth tool, used to keep in contact with people from old groups. Remember kids, if the product is free, you are the product

TS3 - mid-sized group (100-1000 players) requires a real IT team, will have an authentication system and generally will have their shit together. Ease of set up is handy, but admin user accounts can break servers.

Mumble - Welcome to the big leagues. (1K+ players) The resources you require now require resources in meat-space and are rather substantial. You need real IT security and people on a payroll. It will drive your admins nuts for about a week setting everything up, but once its done, you wont have to touch it again.

Ventrilo - old school WoW player…

Manifish_Destiny ,

How would mumble take a week to spin up?

Bahnd ,

There is a difference between having it turn on and hardening it against DDOS attacks while haveing 500 nerds try to use it as coms for massive videogame fights (this has happened, its against the games rules, but it has happened). If you can do that in a day, please empart your wisdom.

Manifish_Destiny ,

Yeah. Just implement an IP whitelist.

Mikina ,

Serious EVE players are something else. The mention about IT security isn’t a hyperbole, some EVE players take the espionage meta-game very seriously, and even though it’s not only against the rules but also illegal, that’s not gonna stop them. I mean, once they literally got someone to turn off electricity for a whole town just so they can win a fight (I tried to find a link to the article, because I’m 90% sure I did read about it somewhere, but I can’t manage to find it anywhere, if anyone has a link. Maybe it was just a rummor, or an unexecuted plan?)

Bahnd ,

Yah… That used to be me… I try to keep in touch, dip my toe in the pool every year or so, go to the conventions and such. Almost 10 years ago I wrote my alliances auth system in Ruby on Rails, included those identicons you see as the old default profile pictures on github as the avatars on the internal forum and you couldent change then. The reason for this was that the token for the icon was your name and the posters mashed together so if a screenshot leaked we could reverse lookup who said what.

We never actually caught any spies with that, but that was the level of paranoia and planning that went into a crappy mid-sized group, in the game of today there are actual armies of 10k angry nerds. They are much more casual about it though, which is healthier for the players.

CaptainBlagbird ,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

What about Skype though?

/s

qqq ,

Me who started with Roger Wilco: •.• >.>

velox_vulnus , in Mistakes

For the life of me, I can’t still figure out what PDP-11 virtual machine architecture is, and why it exists for C. And does that makes the situation somehow bad?

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

this is a great read on the subject queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=3212479

xthexder ,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

Interesting read.
I think by all the same arguments, running raw machine code (not even assembly) is not a “low-level language” either by their definition.
The branch prediction, instruction-level-parallelism, and cache behaviors all happen in hardware at a lower level than the programmer can control.

All the talk about compiler optimizations seem irrelevant because you can still just turn them off and output simple machine code.

I’m not really sure what the point of arguing the distinction is anyway? Any practical arguments would be much more specific about typical high-level features like garbage collection.

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Right, what we call low level is really just an emulation layer that’s actually at odds with how the actual hardware works. Interestingly enough, it seems like functional style provides a programming model that can be optimized better because it doesn’t rely on global shared state.

ininewcrow , in We are all gonna die
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First, the weirdest US presidential debate … and now this.

What’s next? World War III?

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What’s next? World War III?

Already in the works… 😬

originalucifer , in We are all gonna die
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

id watch it. the live action scooby doo was way better than i expected

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The soundtrack for the first one was a banger, too…

Thanks for the reminder!

Marduk73 , in I'm helping I promise!
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

Make a cat burrito. Gently but firmly wrap your cat in a towel with one claw free. Work on the free claw. Get a helper to hold the burrito and to try and confort the cat.

Its not fool proof if the cat fights hard, but it helps on some cats without traumatizing them or injuring you.

Empricorn ,

If I had a “helper”, I wouldn’t be alone with a cat in the first place.

Marduk73 ,
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

Rrrraaawwwrr

Marduk73 ,
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think i know why you are alone

Empricorn ,

No. You have food in your bowl…

jimrob4 , in Simple Truth

Yeah cause the whole middle east isn’t singing “from the mountains to the sea” and talking about shoving Jews into the Mediterranean Sea.

Does it hurt being dumb?

Hux , in We are all gonna die

I feel like the Mystery Machine became a requirement after Venkman exploded too many real estate developers.

Marduk73 , in We are all gonna die
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

Id put just a little bit of money down and say this is near Volo car museum. Not a sure bet because movie cars have copies.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Or a convention nearby

LEDZeppelin , in We are all gonna die

They’re just covering all the bases

boatsnhos931 , in Anybody else experience this?

Ok ok ok…the porn is going too far and we all know that you all will be the ones suffering…so you need to work on your blatant lies… Your own president paid to sleep with a porn star for heaven’s sake

boydster ,
@boydster@sh.itjust.works avatar

He’s not our president anymore! Yet!

boatsnhos931 ,

I pray to you Jeebus, Buddha, Allah, Satan, Giant sketti monster…PLZ HALP. I mean your own as in the Republican party’s president… sorry for the funky wording teddy brosavelt

ChicoSuave , in We are all gonna die

The person who made those calls thinks they have a ghost, at least they think it’s a ghost. Whatever it is, they will finally get to the bottom of it.

Norgur , in We are all gonna die
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That's what happens when Fred smugly tried to pull the hood from the ghost who was supposed to be the gardener or some shit. The fucking hood turned out to be no hood, but a ghost emblazoned with the emblem of Zuul.

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