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CyberMonkey404 , in Kallas family suffering under communist oppression

Oh no, the horror!

BudgetBandit , in I'm helping I promise!

I have to make a confession:

The big one is just the best. Never uses his claws, not even when getting a bath to destroy the fur-monster of the shedding season. He uses it to pick up food tho. He doesn’t mind getting them clipped.

The little one’s a vocal bastard. But he also accepts, while being not amused and complaining all the tine, the clipping.

Timecircleline ,

That’s so good. My cats have similar dynamics. The big one, as we call her (despite weighing about 9 lbs), allows me to clip her nails in exchange for 1 (one) kiss upon her forehead per claw.

The small one (5 lbs) needs treats and breaks but puts up with it and me.

SternburgExport , in I laughed so hard the entire time I was making this 😂😂😂

Rightfully so

Carvex , in I'm helping I promise!

My stray kitten wouldn’t let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn’t worth the fight, and her sister was free.

Annoyed_Crabby , in I'm helping I promise!

I didn’t have this issue with my 4 cat when i do that, i usually have them belly up on my lap, head facing me, and i trim it that way so their paw won’t be in an awkward possition. They will try to get away, but i’ll just grab them back and give em some head scritches to quiet them down. I sometime will grab their paw when giving them pat and ask “lets check your nail. can i trim this?” and then trim it. Usually they let me trim one or two before getting annoyed.

I did it like this on my sister’s cat as well, works just fine.

Mouselemming ,

“belly up on my lap” I’d be eviscerated trying to achieve this step with the cat I have now. All our previous cats were, well, pussycats about nail clipping compared to her. I finally had to resort to a dose of gabapentin, which barely slows her down but enables me to get one claw at a time over about 3 hours, with a toothy treat after every claw, and plenty of freedom and “da bee” playtime in between to tire her out.

h3mlocke , in I laughed so hard the entire time I was making this 😂😂😂

🤷‍♀️

RedditRefugee69 , in I laughed so hard the entire time I was making this 😂😂😂

I’m out of the loop on this one

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

It’s a Markiplier reference with a little bit of computer humor thrown in.

Marduk73 , in I'm helping I promise!
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Make a cat burrito. Gently but firmly wrap your cat in a towel with one claw free. Work on the free claw. Get a helper to hold the burrito and to try and confort the cat.

Its not fool proof if the cat fights hard, but it helps on some cats without traumatizing them or injuring you.

Empricorn ,

If I had a “helper”, I wouldn’t be alone with a cat in the first place.

Marduk73 ,
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Rrrraaawwwrr

Marduk73 ,
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I think i know why you are alone

Empricorn ,

No. You have food in your bowl…

ralen , in I laughed so hard the entire time I was making this 😂😂😂

we all know that the byte of 87 is 01010111

conorab , in I laughed so hard the entire time I was making this 😂😂😂
JurassicPork , in I laughed so hard the entire time I was making this 😂😂😂

To me it looks like may have got a good…Ram 😎

scytale , in Now I’ll be thinking about this for hours

There are 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner combos, so I guess they’re pretty chill.

xthexder , in Next stream going to do big numbers!
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I don’t get it… In what world is Jeff Bezos the one getting drops?

Is there some new crazy drama over on Twitch? Or is this meme just completely backwards?

NorthWestWind ,
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It’s /s

scrubbles ,
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You see it’s funny because… Ah nevermind

Faydaikin ,
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Twitch Interactive is an Amazon subsidiary.

Aside from that, I don’t know. I guess it’s supposed to be sarcasm.

LoamImprovement ,

That’s the joke. It’s (sarcastically) portraying Bezos as the one getting the raw end of the deal.

kerrigan778 , in Lasagna or doom level?

Never has your misinfo warning tag been funnier.

FilthyHookerSpit , in big spiders

o.O

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