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superkret , (edited ) in Before Google maps

Pretty sure that’s what went wrong in the Fourth Crusade.

Numlock , in Good afternoon I choose violence.

add kahlua

mino , in Fox news
@mino@lemmy.ml avatar

Actually this guy is just showing off how much extract he has by taking a dab from a fucking spoon. Goddamn junkies.

eestileib , (edited ) in They're not worth it!

What dimensional space are the people arranging themselves in?

But seriously, this reminds me of a time at my former (FAANG) employer where HR sent out a 40-minute video about not being an asshole and avoiding lawsuits.

12 minutes or so in, they say “as the number of people in a group increases, the number of potential 1:1 interactions increases exponentially.” I thought “actually n(n-1)/2 but whatever”, and finished the video intending to get on with my life.

My inbox was FULL of engineers who were irate. “HR have proven themselves to be fools!” “I expect the company to never ask me to waste my time on their bullshit again.” “Once again non-technical people talking out their asses.”

HR sent a global apology for the error, asked everybody to not watch the video while they fixed it, and released a patched version the next day.

randint ,

Wow, cool HR. Why did the engineers send their complaints to your inbox though?

AnActOfCreation ,
@AnActOfCreation@programming.dev avatar

Reply all

randint ,

Ah I see.

Etienne_Dahu ,

But did they use reply all to apologize to all the recipients about their email?

eestileib ,

Please remove me from this mailing list

AcesFullOfKings ,

In any discussion around Reply All I always think of redd.it/420oan

and also the podcast

rockerface ,

“Reply all” button should only be available if you have completed the training on not using it for every email, and you have to renew it twice a year

chimasterflex ,

HR should have replied with a “this was a test on how not to be an asshole and you’ve all failed. You must take the whole training again”

sounddrill ,

Sounds like an HR thing to do frfr

Black_Gulaman ,
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s a feature not a bug

conneru64 ,

It bugs me that people will call anything with a positive second derivative “exponentially increasing”. I can do one better: it increases busy-beaver-y! Is that fast enough for people??

TWeaK , in uLtrA mEgA vIsIon

To the moon!

10_0 ,

To the earths core!

timicin , in Lemmy since the reddit collapse

i've lost track of the number of times this has happened to me since joining the fediverse and part of me wishes i had stayed on reddit to remain ignorant of the of ignorant liberal masses.

dingus , in huh?
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Hit by a car and the rebar that held it into the base concrete has been yanked partway out, leaving what looks like “legs.”

It’s just strong rebar that is all mangled from a vehicle hitting it.

merrick ,
@merrick@normalcity.life avatar

No they can walk

MossyFeathers ,

They can walk

Kerrigor ,
@Kerrigor@kbin.social avatar

But can they dance?

SteveDC ,
@SteveDC@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

They can dance. If they want to.

MossyFeathers ,

They can leave their friends behind.

dingus ,
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TheRealLinga ,

Contrary to popular belief, they can’t dance, or sing, or talk. The only thing about them is the way they walk.

Kerrigor ,
@Kerrigor@kbin.social avatar

Well, you can tell by the way they use their walk, they're a traffic bollard, no time to talk

dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Engines loud and oil pans warm, I been kicked around, since I was poured

Arbiter ,

This is what they want us to think.

10_0 ,

They can walk

xintelinsanex , in Smarter than the average boss

They aren’t going to relax anything. It will probably get worse 😂.

negativenull OP ,
@negativenull@lemmy.world avatar
xintelinsanex ,

Lmao exactly that

10_0 , in Exception!

I haven’t used my trump card yet:
Moz is funded by Google

Spudwart , in An all too common occurrence

Keyboard Focused Tiling Window Manager Users: 🤷

Hexarei ,
@Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

Yeah, this is me. With unclutter installed to hide the cursor anyway. My cursor just follows the middle of whatever window I have focused at the time in i3wm

ArcticAmphibian , in #blessed

Corn me up, snake

turddle ,

Corn me up, snake

Taleya ,

Corn me up, snake

TheKracken ,

Corn me up, snake.

ThankYou ,

Corn me up snake

Wheek ,

Corn me up, snake

10_0 ,

Corn me up, snake

RubiksIsocahedron , in Good afternoon I choose violence.

Then I don’t wanna be right.

HobbitFoot , in Good afternoon I choose violence.

That’s horrible. You need to use mayo.

DD666 OP , in But it takes 69 years to make one!

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sebinspace ,

I love that you’re so obsessed with this imaginary argument you had in your shower that you’ve decided to spam it it multiple comms.

Wootz ,

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Mr_Blott ,

You’re just spamming your own shitty website in all your posts mate. Fuck off back to Reddit, cunts like you are one of the reasons we left.

Cunt

CAPSLOCKFTW ,

Maybe you can accompany them :3

EmpathicVagrant ,

Is your capslock broken, I can hardly hear you.

10_0 ,

In stark contrast to Europe, which enjoyed an abundance of high-quality iron, Japan’s geographical limitations meant that the availability of good iron ore was scarce. Japanese bladesmiths had to work with whatever they could find, which was often of inferior quality. Despite these challenges, the Japanese developed a process to create their own steel, known as tamahagane or jewel steel.

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abbiistabbii , in Can you Americans pass the test?
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Simple! It’s [REDACTED]! Home of [REDACTED]! It’s language of [REDACTED] is world famous for [REDACTED] and it has very good relations with [REDACTED] and Wales!

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