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Mbourgon , in Guess how my day started

Not true! Mine’s exceptionally ugly, so I think “I really need to replace it” the instant I walk in.

Illegalmexicant ,

I have one with a ribbed clear handle, and if I was brave enough…

MonkderDritte , in Never forget what they took from us...

$3000 setup just to play a game from 2010

Modding. And you can play others with it too.

alcoholicorn , in Elections

We’ll be able to push the wolf to the left after the election!

Sanctus ,
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But don’t worry about his opponent, The Dire Wolf. Simply focus on the fox and why you don’t want him.

dragThruGardenPlz ,
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Sanctus ,
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TrickDacy ,

The bad faith always comes out of the woodwork every time there’s a chance for a good old fashioned false equivalency

TokenBoomer ,

It certainly does.

yokonzo OP , in This is a real threat :(

Nah you good i didn’t think so, I’m just sharing my personal thoughts on the matter

CaptainBasculin , in Give me an example of highly motivated

Pareto principle taken to an extreme

nova_ad_vitum ,

Lol this dude just has to take one for the team .

thagoat , in Give me an example of highly motivated

Fucking hell that’s almost 57 complaints per day

biscuitswalrus ,

What do you do with Home Assistant?

“Oh well I automate a noise complaint form submission. It’s integrated with my noise level detector and with a custom python lookup for the most recent airplane departure”

(that guy probably)

blackstampede ,

I heard a story about a guy doing something similar, but it was his internet connection speed and instead of submitting a noise complaint it tweeted at his service provider.

kat_angstrom , in Karl Marx: You are both pieces of shit! Yeah, I can prove it scientifically

Pretty sure that’s not a direct quote.

Cowbee ,
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Do you think Marx would disagree?

kat_angstrom ,

Yes, I think he would not call people names, he’d instead give lengthy explanations of their shortcomings and failings.

Cowbee ,
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Marx would absolutely call bourgeois parties names, dude would’ve been a poster.

Wooki , in Elections

Tankies guna tank

meowMix2525 ,

This word has lost all meaning at this point.

Cowbee ,
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Lemmy.world has become an anticommunist echo chamber, reasonable people don’t stay there and anti-leftists feel more welcome there.

meowMix2525 ,

That’s definitely what I’ve observed. The constant whining gets pretty grating, wish they would finally just form their own instances and defederate from whoever the hell they want. Instead they sit around in the largest most entry-level instance and badmouth and whine at the mods to cut off any instance where the majority view is to the left of and critical of the status quo.

Cowbee ,
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Yep. They defederated from Hexbear before ever being federated, haha.

I believe after they defed from Lemmy.ml, dbzer0 will be next, and maybe even Lemm.ee.

Ultimately, if you pretty much only punch left, you end up inviting fascists like Zionists to sit with you, leaving the most insuferable instance imaginable.

LEMMINGTONS_SPA , in Guess how my day started

Or it breaks when guests are already on the way. Then you think for the rest of your life.

BuboScandiacus , in Amen 😇🙏

Why ?

nifty ,
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For people who are victims of some kind, this is their last resort (think someone being abused or bullied). Or the person thinking this is a narcissist

walter_wiggles , in Elections

The trees voted for the ax because the handle was made of wood.

emberpunk ,

ah yes, pulpulism.

TheFriar ,

Goddammit that’s good.

emberpunk ,

Thank you kind friar

ZILtoid1991 , in Elections

Elections are more like:

The wolf is in a shepherd dog’s skin, pointing at the black and rainbow sheeps while saying “they’re wolves in sheep skin, let me eat them!”.

thefrankring , in Elections
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Here’s how trust works:

Once elected, I will be vegetarian.

I am vegetarian.

macarthur_park , in Elections

I’ll only be a carnivore on day 1

barsquid ,

Council of sheepdogs to decide if foxes are criminally liable for murder or if we should use pinky swears and the honor system.

hungryphrog ,

but they don’t have pinkies

brianorca ,

Canines have five digits on their front paws, just like we do. Their “dew claw” is equivalent to our thumb, so the outside digit is still a pinky digit.

NutWrench , in Karl Marx: You are both pieces of shit! Yeah, I can prove it scientifically
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Let’s see: Socialism: A system of government where the country’s wealth is concentrated into a small, ruling class of billionaires, who use the media they own to keep the lower classes fighting with each other while they . . . the rich . . . run off with all the farking money.

Oh wait. that’s capitalism. I don’t know how I got those two systems confused.

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