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sturlabragason , in Elections

Hey ai watup

riodoro1 ,

It’s done a pretty good job. I wonder how many copyrighted images it plagiarized.

MotoAsh ,

"All of them. Ideally.

… Oh shit, I said that second part oht loud, didn’t I?"

  • Every “AI” CEO ever…
MajorMajormajormajor ,

Yes, there are only a handful of monsters in this picture that need to be burned at the stake.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

I think it was a skilled prompter + manual editing

TheBat , in This is a real threat :(
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Which ceiling light? White one or yellow one? I’ve got both.

FordBeeblebrox ,

Being able to switch the color from an app is a game changer

wallmenis , in Give me an example of highly motivated

Wade!? Is that you!?

MindTraveller , in Give me an example of highly motivated

The hero we need, but not the hero we deserve

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Three Wishes

Is that a genie or David Cameron?

electric_nan , in Give me an example of highly motivated

How’s the serenity?

Gsus4 , (edited ) in Elections
@Gsus4@programming.dev avatar

This is so 2015…now it would be “Once elected, I will murder every single one of you” and they would reply with joy in unisson: “Hurrah, free lamb chops for everyone, you’re our saviour!!!”

AThing4String , in Give me an example of highly motivated

Noise Complaints Georg

Defenestrator , in Elections

“If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!”

KillingTimeItself , in Elections

“once put into power, i will only be consuming the sheep deemed by democratic voting, to be the least productive, happy, and likeable members of the flock.”

wait is this just eugenics?

Toribor , in You know, I can tell you both of Magickarps attacks!
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

The biggest misunderstanding of the Dunning Kruger effect is the idea that it only applies to certain people. It applies to everyone, we all overestimate our expertise at times. It’s a cognitive bias that we all have to knowingly watch out for, not something that indicates stupidity.

Window_Error_Noises , in Some shit happened.
@Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world avatar

My new therapist’s office sets a recurring bi-weekly appointment for their patients, which I find fantastic, and it’s been a great start, but it’s still relatively new and we’re getting familiarized enough to work out a specific treatment plan, so every two weeks, she’ll open with a genuine: “How are you?” and it’s a toss-up in my head between: “Are you sure you wanna know? Or should we get shit done…

PeteBauxigeg ,

I have never know if it’s a ‘therapist’ "how are you? " or a ‘this is how two humans begin conversations’ “how are you?”

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

It’s both. It’s an invitation to bring up anything recent, but you can also treat it like a normal greeting if you’d rather not go there right now.

It’s also open ended enough that you can say “I’m doing well, I’ve been thinking about my childhood a lot lately” and take the session wherever you want organically. It could also just lead into small talk while you get comfortable

PeteBauxigeg ,

This is actually helpful

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Glad to hear it…I also found it helpful to know about the “pregnant pause”. It’s when they just look at you silently, waiting for you to continue. It makes you want to keep talking out of awkwardness

It helps me to think of that like an invitation, I’ll think if anything else comes to mind and if I’ve got nothing left to say I’ll just wait it out

funkless_eck ,

mine keeps mentioning eventually we’ll transition from weekly to bi-weekly. I guess I must be too fucked in the head for it to happen yet though

umbrella , in Elections
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

wake up sheeple!!!

dudinax , in You know, I can tell you both of Magickarps attacks!

And then one day you do.

jsomae , in Not cool

They made the right call. Macaroni and cheese is definitely that good.

ColeSloth ,

Not the Mac n cheese for the last like 20+ years. It used to use real cheese and really did taste better. I know the internet got all uppity against kraft a while back, claiming they started making the noodle portion worse somewhere around 2016 or something, but that’s nothing compared to the big taste difference that happened when they stopped using real cheese.

heavy ,

Sorry what? You know you can make Mac and cheese from scratch right? It’s not too difficult.

krashmo ,

Are you telling me that simply dumping the contents of a cardboard box into some hot water is not the best way to cook a meal? I’m shocked

flambonkscious ,

It gets even better though, 'cos you can get all deviant and start adding to the recipe with a few bits of mushroom, bacon or maybe even chorizo

krashmo ,

My man, chorizo is the best meat there is. It makes every meal better

Facebones , (edited )

This little honduran spot near me offers this breakfasty eggs and chorizo meal and my wallet still hasn’t recovered

MrVilliam ,

Being right isn’t cheap.

Lost_My_Mind ,

I like to add mini pizzas, corndogs, a bowl of solidified soup, and 87 cans of beer.

flambonkscious ,

That is an absolute shocker, how dare you?!

Jekyll ,

Bell peppers, salami and smoked chili powder

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Bro eww that’s disgusting.

You add the whole box into some hot water. The cardboard is protein.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

It provides much-needed roughage and essential inks.

jsomae ,

The thing you’re talking about is not Mac and Cheese.

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Make it yourself, obviously ready made meals are gonna taste bad if they are cheap (which they are)

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Look, some people just can’t digest it. As you get older, your ability to process mac’n’cheese without dire intestinal consequences drops off substantially. The pros just simply aren’t worth the cons, not by a long shot.

Doesn’t stop me tho

jsomae ,

Huh, I didn’t know about this. What ingredient(s) cause(s) the problem?

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lactose

Lost_My_Mind ,

Why must some people be so intolerant of the lactose people??? Racists…

jsomae ,

Does everyone become lactose intolerant with age?

Halosheep ,

Lactose intolerance is more common than lactose tolerance globally. In the unites states, something like 1 in 3 people are lactose intolerant.

It’s largely genetic. Lactose tolerance can be traced to nomadic tribes that kept milk producing animals as a food source, adapting to tolerate lactose in their diet over time.

jsomae ,

But I didn’t know it happened with age

EnderofGames ,

Of course it is with age. No mammals are born lactose intolerant. We drink milk as infants.

Almost universally, all adult mammals become lactose intolerant. We humans are lucky for those of us who tolerant.

jsomae ,

Sure, but I figured that lactose intolerance would typically manifest before the age of, say, 20. I didn’t realize that people could become lactose intolerant as seniors.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Your poor toilet bowl…

jaybone ,

as you get older

As you get older, you develop taste and stop eating garbage.

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

There are varieties of mac’n’cheese other than Kraft

Kusimulkku ,

Lmao gourmet mac n’ cheese 😍

huquad ,

Oven baked Mac and cheese with bread crumb topping really is that good

Mac ,

that doesn’t make it not good though.

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Note “Doesn’t stop me tho”

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