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Codemancer , in AI will capture carbon through reverse buzzwordolysis

I mean the ibm 1401 used ~13,000 Watts so power hungry is just the way it starts.

knobbysideup , in I go out of my way to not crap at work.
@knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works avatar

I just put a toilet in my camper van. My own place to poop no matter where I am!

variants ,

Do the turds fall straight to the highway as you’re driving around?

Minarble ,

That would be gross. He uses a vacuum ejection system to shoot them 100 metres into the air and outside the environment.

SnowmenMelt ,

Into another environment?

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Into space, till it comes back down as a turd meteor ☄️

CapnAssHolo ,

No worries we got Planet Express on the case

olicvb ,
@olicvb@lemmy.ca avatar

Someone tell the professor to double check his countdown timer

Num10ck ,

which type did you choose?

Cowbee , (edited ) in ARE TANKIES CONSPIRING TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BAD TIME ON LEMMY.ML?
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

All in all, “Tankie” is just the modern version of “Pinko!” I’ve seen Anarchists called Tankies, every manner of Marxists, non-Marxist Socialists, and more. It truly lost all of its meaning and is just Lemmy’s Red Scare.

A huge portion of that comes from Lemmy.world, which is the largest instance to defederate intentionally from Hexbear and Grad, which has the presumably unintended effect of making Zionists and other far-right wingers feel comfortable in an Anticommunist instance.

commiewithoutorgans ,
@commiewithoutorgans@hexbear.net avatar

Unintended may be somewhat true, in that nobody explicitly had that as a conscious reason, but it was an obvious result that they could’ve known beforehand. So I don’t think it’s useful at all to call it unintended. Just an easily understood and expected side effect

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s a fair enough critique. They definitely should have known what would happen, but this is more for the new users who came after defederation.

velox_vulnus ,

lemmy.world has comments in their community, where they call for the nuking of developing countries, when they read news of social injustice. By that logic, their ‘civilized’ country should be nuked thrice, because cartoonishly evil, rich scumbags like Jeffrey Epstein and their associates still have a free pass for raping minors in their creepy sex-dungeons.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Yep, it’s disgusting to see.

GeneralVincent ,

I’m starting to realize one of the biggest issues with the fediverse is how much tribalism is going to play a part in interactions between instances. It seems like every instance is going to have some absurd stereotypes that get repeated as fact.

Some people in .ml and hexbear were labeled tankies, accurately or not, and now you’re all tankies. And this post seems to be in response to that, saying the word tankie isn’t even a real thing. And now we have comments suggesting lemmy.world is also a unified group promoting certain ideologies. It’s the largest instance, we’re gonna have one-off crazies saying stupid stuff.

I know it does makes a small difference being on .world vs .ml/hexbear. But most people in both are leftists if what I’ve seen is accurate. We’re just being stereotypical leftist splintering ourselves into separate groups over the smallest differences.

Nakoichi ,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

And apparently discuss.tchncs.de

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

What’s their history?

mo_lave , in Big scared

It’s really funny. Real alpha males don’t care if you wear a rainbow or not.

Phegan ,

Real alpha males don’t exist. The study on wolves having alphas have been proven wrong my most.othet subsequent studies.

Tlaloc_Temporal , (edited )

Well…

Alpha wolves definitely don’t exists, but there is support for “alpha” behaviour in primates, particularly chimpanzees.

“Alpha” is still a stupid and harmful idea, but it’s not without precedent.

Phegan ,

They also found in other chimpanzees that alphas don’t exist. I think we are both in agreement that it’s a stupid construct to apply to humans though.

Auzy ,

And the biggest badasses I know also drive some of the crappiest cars and such too.

When more hilariously, here in Australia, I do a lot of hiking and such, and the badasses these days tend to be women. There’s a lot of macho guys who talk big, but I’ve done some scary hikes with elderly women and a woman with Parkinson’s.

The guys and women i.know who do the most crazy stuff also tend to be the most friendly people

pleb_maximus , in distinctions, shmershminctons!

Good old Bolt Thrower.

I should give them a listen again.

no_comment OP ,
pleb_maximus ,

Solid.
Although I’m more of a Cenotaph or World Eater kind of guy.

someguy3 , in Echo

So do people care about not being able to understand lyrics? (I can rarely understand English ones anyway.)

fakeman_pretendname ,

You just understand them in your own way.

When this first came out, we interpreted it as:

Who? Who has? Who has fish? Who has fish from France?

Mongostein ,

Who has fish from France? it’s my uncle Matt

tostiman ,
@tostiman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Do hats fit my frog?
They do his is Zog!

Karyoplasma ,

Works the other way around as well. When I was a teen, I though Rage Against The Machine’s “Killing in the Name” was asking where their sneakers are.

And now you do what they told ya

Ey Mann, wo issen mein Turnschuh?

“Dude, where is my sneaker (just one of the pair)”

dubyakay ,

As someone who has German as their second and English as their third language, I’ve never misunderstood that line like that. That’s hella funny though.

fakeman_pretendname ,

That’s brilliant! Are there any other songs which do similar?

Kowowow ,

I like to know the meaning but normally just sing the closest english words like “the genies in the food court” from one of gogol bordello’s songs

CrazyLikeGollum ,

I like to be able to sing along to songs when I’m alone in the car, so even if I don’t understand the meaning of the words, I like to know the words.

I also enjoy word play, and Du Hast has some of that. So knowing the bit of trivia about ‘Hast’ and ‘Hasst’ being homophones in German and meaning ‘have’ and ‘hate’ respectively, and the main portion of the lyrics being wedding vows adds a layer of enjoyment to the song for me.

BubbleMonkey , (edited )

Personally, I prefer things I don’t understand because I don’t have to mentally deal with whatever bullshit they are saying. I can sing it a thousand times without ever thinking too much about it because I know the sounds and not the meaning of the words.

I can belt out a ton of Japanese or Russian music, because I started listening to help my language learning (classes, not self-guided), but I don’t actually understand the songs. I “know the words”, but that’s it.

Aqarius ,

I find the opposite works fine: I don’t have to know the exact words, but I doo look up the translation to know what the song is actually about.

peteypete420 , in I need to survive 3 days without pooping..

That image has a real Shel Silverstein look to it. Pretty cool

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

And just a touch of the illustrator for Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

peteypete420 ,

Yes totally!

sdc ,
@sdc@infosec.pub avatar

I thought it was theartofpants.com

bathroomconnoisseur ,

It is

BlastboomStrice , in AI will capture carbon through reverse buzzwordolysis
@BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz avatar

A simple trick would be to stop the wars

general_kitten , in Big scared

Yes im a alpha male: still in developement and full of flaws

FiskFisk33 ,

I’m a bad boy. I’m a boy and am literally bad at everything :(

FireRetardant , in AI will capture carbon through reverse buzzwordolysis

I wonder how much energy google wastes on its AI service in the regular search just to give me a worse answer than the top results I was actually looking for.

Caesium , in distinctions, shmershminctons!

Ah yes, hearing loss. So cool.

egonallanon ,

Just wear earplugs at gigs mate. You can get fancy ones that only filter out the painful high frequencies.

no_comment OP ,
BreadOven ,

I disagree. Hearing loss is not something to take lightly. Stay safe. Hearing protection is cool.

saltesc ,

How did Mary lose an entire pool?

BreadOven , in distinctions, shmershminctons!

Hearing damage is permanent, stay safe and use earplugs. You will regret it later in life if you don’t.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

It’s even worse than people act like it is.

Hearing loss is progressive. You won’t even notice it at first. You’ll just be sitting around one day and suddenly you’re half deaf in one ear and have roaring tinnitus in the other.

And it doesn’t even take overly loud sounds to cause irreparable damage. A typical motorcycle engine is loud enough. Music turned up slightly too loud. Hell simply clapping your hands can do it.

Our ears are just as shittily built as our knees.

BreadOven ,

Yep. Agreed on all aspects of your post.

I started too late (undergrad) wearing earplugs all the time at shows/other loud things. I don’t think I have much hearing loss (thankfully) but I do get the buzzing every so often (I know it could be worse, and am grateful it isn’t).

Hearing protection is not something to take lightly (I know you know, but just to reiterate for others reading).

Ffs, don’t get me started on knees haha.

MehBlah , in Echo

You, you have, you have me Du, du hast, du hast mich

DudeImMacGyver , in Never forget what they took from us...
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

laughs in GOG

ZILtoid1991 , in Never forget what they took from us...
  1. Just avoid AAA slop from big publishers, problem solved.
  2. Quite ironic you’re using an AI generated image for it considering the same AAA publishers are considering using it. I really hope you don’t think “DEI” and “wokeness” are responsible for these AAA publishers pushing multiplayer-first games on us.
UnaSolaEstrellaLibre ,

You’re making many assumptions over a meme.

Tenkard ,

Typical multiplayer enjoyer

Fungah ,

Yeah this dude is an idiot.what the actual fuck is his reasoning here?

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