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Gorvin , in Pokébean (A Lemmy original)

Gary cheats. Why else would he always challenge you when your pokemon are weak?

outdated_belated , in Can't get cancer if you don't have a throat

Covering edge cases in leetcode be like

esadatari , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

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WarmSoda , in Mental health meter

I’m down the street and waiting for the damn bus.

deras , in Israel exposed

Pfft… Another bs conspiracy… 😐

ChickenLadyLovesLife , in OMG

Where I live (Philadelphia suburbs) it’s exactly like this except both people are driving. And they always get pissed when you honk because roads aren’t for actual driving or anything.

What especially pisses me off about this sort of thing is that I KNOW both people are on Facebook and already know every fucking thing there is to know about the other person.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster avatar

Yet they still need to catch up on the latest gossip about their kids or the new newigbour who someone saw naked doing OF stuff in front of a camera 😒… like who gives AF, it’s their business, not mine, why would would anyone care about someone else’s business is beyond me.

NewAgeOldPerson ,

Rather oddly specific but I get the spirit of your comment…

Rootiest ,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

“Did you see my Facebook post?!”

“O.M.G. YES! Did you see mine?!”

Meanwhile both have liked and commented on each other’s posts.

metaStatic , in Cardboard cutouts are cheaper than wasting PTO

True freedom is the realization that you can literally do whatever the fuck you want

Selmafudd ,

Even if you’re fired and end up homeless and starve to death, suffering is only temporary because soon you’ll die and your life won’t even be a measurable blip on the timeline of the universe and within 3 or 4 generations you’ll all but be completely forgotten… So why not leave early

keeb420 ,

I need the money and don't have sick/vacation time to waste anymore because I've used it all.

lolcatnip ,

Not a problem if you just die! [taps forehead]

EmoDuck ,

divides by zero

Washburn , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)
@Washburn@hexbear.net avatar

Ah, the old Reddit Switcharoo

dmention7 ,

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar

dmention7 , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

The real comment is always in the comments!

TreadOnMe , in I love democracy
@TreadOnMe@hexbear.net avatar

People would absolutely watch this, you just can’t over-expose them to Terry Crews like they did with Dwayne Johnson.

el_zilcho , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

👆👆👆

UlyssesT , in Now and forever more

Just uproot everything you’re doing, retrain for something currently lucrative, and stop making excuses, broooooooooooooooooo. very-intelligent

zdrvr , (edited ) in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

Have my updoot…and my axe.

Edit: my top comment is about axe body spray.

Edit 2: thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 3: my inbox has really blown up.

temptest ,
@temptest@hexbear.net avatar

then i took an arrow to the knee

UlyssesT ,

soypoint-1 TREE FIDDY soypoint-2

DefyTheLegends ,

Include me in the screenshot but do X.

Kaped ,
Rai ,

V I N T A G E

love it.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Rip inbox

BigPapaE , in I love democracy

This makes sense to me if Michael Cera can play Shaft

TheRedSpade ,

Someone’s a Donald Glover fan.

BigPapaE ,

We’re officially known as dong lovers

z3n0x , in Mental health meter
@z3n0x@feddit.de avatar

Instructions unclear. Can in tree.

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