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Thorny_Insight ,

The person making this has never had gravel delivered for their driveway

norgur ,
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Yep. I’m gonna dominate the gravel markets!

Froglich ,

Exactly, I’ll happily take that pill!

Mobiuthuselah ,

I saw that and thought, I’ll take two loads right now! No, three!

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

#2 is a farmer’s wet dream.

davemeech ,

Either 2 and 3 or 3 and 7.

Free gravel is fantastic, a ton of practical things to be done with it and is otherwise expensive.

Teleporting 7 inches away is enough to get you past many barriers and walls, that’s not insignificant. This seems the coolest to me.

Being able to determine if a container is empty or not seems pretty cool as well although I can’t think of a good example of how this would be useful.

The rest are hilarious.

Ddhuud ,

I’m thicker than 7 inches. My belly and ass would get stuck. Even in glass

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

7 is a power your character has in Fallout 4 and Starfield.

I would take 1 and 8. 1 because it’d be cool to talk to animals (even if it’s just oysters) and 8 because maybe some oysters still speak Khitan.

Surdon ,

Somehow I doubt oysters have anything interesting to say

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E ,

What type of molecules can be present inside the container for it to be considered “empty”?

SexualPolytope ,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
  1. Make bank by selling all that gravel.
  2. I’m breaking into all sorts of places.
stingpie ,

Where would you break in? The only thing I can imagine is like a bank vault, but the doors to those things are crazy thick.

SexualPolytope ,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Supermarkets.

Fenrisulfir ,

I’m sure there’s a lot of houses it might work for. 2x4 studs with half inch sheathing and facade plus half inch drywall is only like 5 inches

Speiser0 ,

3 and 5.

5 because it would even work on toasters that can do more than just toast, i.e. a toaster plus computer.

3 because the other pills don’t sound useful. And it doesn’t say how often I can use this teleportation. So I assume through repeated teleportation I’d be super fast. If it doesn’t also teleport my cloths, I’d probably not use it too often though, apart from changing cloths (the 17.78 cm should be barely enough). It would also be interesting to fly using repeated teleportation. Though if my speed is not also reset through teleportation, I’d still fall, and landing would be dangerous. And if cloths and similar are not teleported with me, I also couldn’t take a parachute or wings with me.

Cracks_InTheWalls ,
@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works avatar

3 and 5 are the best, if you ever find yourself held captive. 7 inches can get you out of a cell, also cuffs if your clothes don’t teleport too. You can manipulate the toaster as a distraction or to start a fire.

100% my choice.

JackbyDev ,

I hereby call bullshit on your reasoning for number five. The pill gods will give you control of traditional toasters only. In the event of toasters attached to other things you may only control the toasting elements. We preemptively declare CPUs are not toasting elements.

Insig ,

My cpu says otherwise, while playing some poe, could easily toast some nice batch bread while grinding out maps.

OrteilGenou ,

3 and 7 no contest

PresidentCamacho ,

2 and 3 are the obvious choices, however id pick 3 and 5. Here are the only interesting pills available.

(2) You can sell it

(3) that’s enough to go through a wall

(5) a smart toaster has a circuit board that you could mcgyver into sending commands outside of itself, allowing ur toaster to be an entry point to computer telepathy.

(6) Would be funny to feed this one to a person who had just died and watch their color come back, really fuck with the autopsy

(9) Instantly cures any physical ailments preventing you from running/walking (unless we mean current albert einstein, in which case corpses cant move.)

OutlierBlue ,

(3) that’s enough to go through a wall

No it’s not. You’re more than 7" thick. Even if you got right up against the wall, your nose pressed up against it, the back of your head is maybe 10" away. You teleport 7" and congratulations, you’re halfway through a wall.

qyron ,

Most doors will never be locked, at least.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

So you’re telling me cyberpunk 2077 is possible, I just have to learn how to code via telepathy and my cyberdeck is a toaster?

dope ,

By repeatedly teleporting 7 inches you can fly.

registrert ,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

You’re flying around while I’m stuck on a pile of gravel, talking to clams and you’re laughing?!

SirBucksworth ,
@SirBucksworth@lemmy.world avatar

Step 1: cut off a limb Step 2: cry in pain for 9,5 hours Step 3: take pill #6

Afghaniscran ,

Imagine being dead and looking alive for 10 hours

AceFuzzLord ,

If #8 also included being able to write the language as well, I’d definitely pick that. I could become famous and influential in linguistic circles and probably make good money off of it for a short while. Then I could use that money to fund a few projects I’ve wanted to do for a while, like making a modern Vib-Ribbon for PC.

As for the other pill, probably just #3 since none of the others really appeal to me in any way.

electric_nan ,

3 and 7, without question.

Squeezer ,

1 & 2 - as CEO of The Happy Oyster company and Gravel Unlimited lI’m absolutely smashing it financially, even with the terminal lamentations of a million misled oysters in my ears.

LazaroFilm ,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

3 and 7. 3- you could get all those things that were just almost at your reach. Also, is it 7in of displacement or 7inches in front of where you are, like there’s a 7in wall you can go through it? 7- if you can’t see through it it means it’s full. That’s so freaking helpful!!!imagine all those safe opening posts we could have avoided with this power.

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