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NutWrench , 2 hours ago Three toots is enemy action.
Three toots is enemy action.
zcd , 3 hours ago This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???
This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???
herrvogel , 2 hours ago Yeah obviously made up for fake internet points. There’s no way there was a third toot, it’s just impossible. I don’t buy it.
Yeah obviously made up for fake internet points. There’s no way there was a third toot, it’s just impossible. I don’t buy it.
Jaeger86 , 4 hours ago Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him
Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him
bobs_monkey , 5 hours ago You are officially at war, beans are your friend
You are officially at war, beans are your friend
TheTechnician27 , 4 hours ago Most lucid Mastodon user
Most lucid Mastodon user
Wilzax , 4 hours ago That’s an HR complaint
That’s an HR complaint
ouRKaoS , 4 hours ago He has Tourette’s. You are now on HR’s “list” to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.
He has Tourette’s.
You are now on HR’s “list” to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.
superkret , 1 hour ago The HR lady listens to your complaint very seriously. Then she shifts her body to one side.
The HR lady listens to your complaint very seriously. Then she shifts her body to one side.
HexesofVexes , 45 minutes ago Well, next time I need to fart while lecturing I know what I’m doing…
Well, next time I need to fart while lecturing I know what I’m doing…
TheReturnOfPEB , 2 hours ago record it ?
record it ?
AidsKitty , 1 hour ago Keep your distance?
Keep your distance?
Coskii , 2 hours ago I’d honestly ask them if they’d seen a doctor about that. No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.
I’d honestly ask them if they’d seen a doctor about that. No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.
Okokimup , 3 hours ago I said “beep beep.”
I said “beep beep.”
FelixCress , 3 hours ago Wtf
Wtf