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NutWrench ,
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Three toots is enemy action.

zcd ,

This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???

herrvogel ,

Yeah obviously made up for fake internet points. There’s no way there was a third toot, it’s just impossible. I don’t buy it.

Jaeger86 ,

Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him

bobs_monkey ,

You are officially at war, beans are your friend

TheTechnician27 ,
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Most lucid Mastodon user

Wilzax ,

That’s an HR complaint

ouRKaoS ,

He has Tourette’s.

You are now on HR’s “list” to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.

superkret ,

The HR lady listens to your complaint very seriously.
Then she shifts her body to one side.

HexesofVexes ,

Well, next time I need to fart while lecturing I know what I’m doing…

TheReturnOfPEB ,

record it ?

AidsKitty ,

Keep your distance?

Coskii ,
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I’d honestly ask them if they’d seen a doctor about that. No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.

Okokimup ,
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I said “beep beep.”

FelixCress ,

Wtf

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