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etchinghillside ,

You unlock legendary at 4 toots.

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

Only 0.04% of employees have this

callouscomic ,

Is there a strategy guide online for this trophy?

variants ,

gotta kiss a lot of ass to get that promotion

Furbag ,

Holy shit, I’m putting this one on my Steam LinkedIn showcase!

MehBlah ,

The forth one is always a shart.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Maybe for you, rookie

milicent_bystandr ,

Sally forth!

NoForwardslashS ,

The story doesn’t make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.

some_guy ,

I’m gonna start a rumor that there’s a different boss in a different division that does four.

RizzRustbolt ,

Still better than the boss that drops an SBD, and then whispers ^“toot” in your ear.

salvaria ,

Wasn’t someone saying “toot toot” and farting a part of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol

iamericandre ,

Memory unlocked

Edit: Timmy toot toot ned.fandom.com/…/Otherwise_if_there's_no_administ…

LeFrog ,
@LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

What the fuck

kyle ,

What is up with that title

rickyrigatoni ,

Don’t worry about it. Just don’t message soap members. Ok?

cm0002 ,

Confirmed, OOPs boss is Timmy Toot Toot as an adult lmfao

Bahnd ,

Holy URLs Batman!

RizzRustbolt ,

When you’re so passive-aggressive that you encode your hate in a PERL script.

ReynT1me ,

That show holds up so well I swear to god

AeonFelis ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8ff57785-79aa-476c-8707-49987fce009d.png

lobut ,

RDJ really has some big boots to fill.

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

RDJ really has some big boots toots to fill.

Ftfy

RandomStickman ,
@RandomStickman@fedia.io avatar

It's impacting my morale and performance

I can't think of a funnier sentence if I tried

Eczpurt ,

Straight up Beetlejuiced a nasty fart into existence.

Jerkface ,

It was, in fact, showtime.

Clbull ,

It almost makes me want to take laxatives, go “TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT”, then shit on the floor to assert dominance.

Empricorn ,

Just almost??

halvar ,

toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT

and that’s how the universe got created kids

Aurenkin ,

And on the fourth toot, God evacuated the heaven and the earth.

MeatPilot ,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a shart

GluWu ,

While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.

Olhonestjim ,

Record the farts. Sample the audio. Create music.

i_stole_ur_taco ,

I had a manager once who had 3 small kids and he rarely caught himself when he excused himself from a meeting to “go potty”.

volvoxvsmarla ,

For real man, kids make you… forget how to behave in public. I have to relearn that I cannot fart out loud in public after three years at home. I’m not even sure I can poop without someone next to me anymore. Not sure how I’m gonna find a job.

lugal ,

I love how the last full paragraph shifts the narrative from tooting in general is strange to normalizing 2 toots, but a 3rd one???

judooochp ,

This is a shitpost? This boss is my spirit animal.

CodexArcanum ,

More of a shart post at best

tryitout ,

Thanks to the third toot.

nawordar ,

I learned to dab while sneezing back when the meme wasn’t dead yet. I got so used to it, that I do that to this day. At least my palms are clean

BigPotato ,

I learned to sneeze like that long before dabbing was a thing and it wasn’t until someone commented that I just dabbed on them that it connected those dots.

Regardless, I still sneeze in my elbow.

EnderMB ,

Haha, I thought I was the only one!

I started doing it to annoy my wife, but now I still do it, and it’s taking considerable concentration to not dab when I sneeze.

zcd ,

This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???

herrvogel ,

Yeah obviously made up for fake internet points. There’s no way there was a third toot, it’s just impossible. I don’t buy it.

FeelzGoodMan420 ,

I mean…i have a pretty good idea if a fart is going to be gross af. You just know.

Also if you have a fart and it’s gross, then it should be reasonable to assume that the next one will also be bad.

Toot toot morherfucker.

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