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i_stole_ur_taco , 3 hours ago I had a manager once who had 3 small kids and he rarely caught himself when he excused himself from a meeting to “go potty”.
I had a manager once who had 3 small kids and he rarely caught himself when he excused himself from a meeting to “go potty”.
volvoxvsmarla , 50 minutes ago For real man, kids make you… forget how to behave in public. I have to relearn that I cannot fart out loud in public after three years at home. I’m not even sure I can poop without someone next to me anymore. Not sure how I’m gonna find a job.
For real man, kids make you… forget how to behave in public. I have to relearn that I cannot fart out loud in public after three years at home. I’m not even sure I can poop without someone next to me anymore. Not sure how I’m gonna find a job.
Jaeger86 , 4 hours ago Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him
Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him
Wilzax , 4 hours ago That’s an HR complaint
That’s an HR complaint
ouRKaoS , 4 hours ago He has Tourette’s. You are now on HR’s “list” to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.
He has Tourette’s.
You are now on HR’s “list” to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.
superkret , 1 hour ago The HR lady listens to your complaint very seriously. Then she shifts her body to one side.
The HR lady listens to your complaint very seriously. Then she shifts her body to one side.
NoForwardslashS , 4 hours ago The story doesn’t make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.
The story doesn’t make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.
some_guy , 2 hours ago I’m gonna start a rumor that there’s a different boss in a different division that does four.
I’m gonna start a rumor that there’s a different boss in a different division that does four.
RizzRustbolt , 1 hour ago Still better than the boss that drops an SBD, and then whispers ^“toot” in your ear.
Still better than the boss that drops an SBD, and then whispers ^“toot” in your ear.
TheTechnician27 , 4 hours ago Most lucid Mastodon user
Most lucid Mastodon user
judooochp , 4 hours ago This is a shitpost? This boss is my spirit animal.
This is a shitpost? This boss is my spirit animal.
CodexArcanum , 4 hours ago More of a shart post at best
More of a shart post at best
tryitout , 3 hours ago Thanks to the third toot.
Thanks to the third toot.
bobs_monkey , 5 hours ago You are officially at war, beans are your friend
You are officially at war, beans are your friend
RandomStickman , 5 hours ago It's impacting my morale and performance I can't think of a funnier sentence if I tried
It's impacting my morale and performance
I can't think of a funnier sentence if I tried
salvaria , 5 hours ago Wasn’t someone saying “toot toot” and farting a part of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol
Wasn’t someone saying “toot toot” and farting a part of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol
iamericandre , 5 hours ago Memory unlocked Edit: Timmy toot toot ned.fandom.com/…/Otherwise_if_there's_no_administ…
Memory unlocked
Edit: Timmy toot toot ned.fandom.com/…/Otherwise_if_there's_no_administ…
LeFrog , 5 hours ago What the fuck
What the fuck
kyle , 3 hours ago What is up with that title
What is up with that title
rickyrigatoni , 3 hours ago Don’t worry about it. Just don’t message soap members. Ok?
Don’t worry about it. Just don’t message soap members. Ok?
cm0002 , 3 hours ago Confirmed, OOPs boss is Timmy Toot Toot as an adult lmfao
Confirmed, OOPs boss is Timmy Toot Toot as an adult lmfao
Bahnd , 3 hours ago Holy URLs Batman!
Holy URLs Batman!
RizzRustbolt , 1 hour ago When you’re so passive-aggressive that you encode your hate in a PERL script.
When you’re so passive-aggressive that you encode your hate in a PERL script.
ReynT1me , 2 hours ago That show holds up so well I swear to god
That show holds up so well I swear to god
halvar , 5 hours ago toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT and that’s how the universe got created kids
toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT
and that’s how the universe got created kids
Aurenkin , 4 hours ago And on the fourth toot, God evacuated the heaven and the earth.
And on the fourth toot, God evacuated the heaven and the earth.
MeatPilot , 3 hours ago That’s a shart
That’s a shart
etchinghillside , 5 hours ago You unlock legendary at 4 toots.
You unlock legendary at 4 toots.
eager_eagle , 5 hours ago Only 0.04% of employees have this
Only 0.04% of employees have this
callouscomic , 5 hours ago Is there a strategy guide online for this trophy?
Is there a strategy guide online for this trophy?
variants , 3 hours ago gotta kiss a lot of ass to get that promotion
gotta kiss a lot of ass to get that promotion
Furbag , 23 minutes ago Holy shit, I’m putting this one on my Steam LinkedIn showcase!
Holy shit, I’m putting this one on my Steam LinkedIn showcase!
MehBlah , 4 hours ago The forth one is always a shart.
The forth one is always a shart.
Assman , 1 hour ago Maybe for you, rookie
Maybe for you, rookie
Eczpurt , 5 hours ago Straight up Beetlejuiced a nasty fart into existence.
Straight up Beetlejuiced a nasty fart into existence.
Jerkface , 1 hour ago It was, in fact, showtime.
It was, in fact, showtime.