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zcd ,

This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???

herrvogel ,

Yeah obviously made up for fake internet points. There’s no way there was a third toot, it’s just impossible. I don’t buy it.

KillingTimeItself ,

move out of the UK

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

move boss out of the UK

NutWrench ,
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Three toots is enemy action.

Okokimup ,
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I said “beep beep.”

halvar ,

toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT

and that’s how the universe got created kids

Aurenkin ,

And on the fourth toot, God evacuated the heaven and the earth.

MeatPilot ,
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That’s a shart

FelixCress ,

Wtf

judooochp ,

This is a shitpost? This boss is my spirit animal.

CodexArcanum ,

More of a shart post at best

tryitout ,

Thanks to the third toot.

lugal ,

I love how the last full paragraph shifts the narrative from tooting in general is strange to normalizing 2 toots, but a 3rd one???

Jaeger86 ,

Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him

TheTechnician27 ,
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Most lucid Mastodon user

bobs_monkey ,

You are officially at war, beans are your friend

RandomStickman ,
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It's impacting my morale and performance

I can't think of a funnier sentence if I tried

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