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zcd , 3 hours ago This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???
This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???
herrvogel , 2 hours ago Yeah obviously made up for fake internet points. There’s no way there was a third toot, it’s just impossible. I don’t buy it.
Yeah obviously made up for fake internet points. There’s no way there was a third toot, it’s just impossible. I don’t buy it.
KillingTimeItself , 3 hours ago move out of the UK
move out of the UK
SubArcticTundra , 2 hours ago move boss out of the UK
move boss out of the UK
NutWrench , 2 hours ago Three toots is enemy action.
Three toots is enemy action.
Okokimup , 3 hours ago I said “beep beep.”
I said “beep beep.”
halvar , 5 hours ago toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT and that’s how the universe got created kids
toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT
and that’s how the universe got created kids
Aurenkin , 4 hours ago And on the fourth toot, God evacuated the heaven and the earth.
And on the fourth toot, God evacuated the heaven and the earth.
MeatPilot , 3 hours ago That’s a shart
That’s a shart
FelixCress , 3 hours ago Wtf
Wtf
judooochp , 4 hours ago This is a shitpost? This boss is my spirit animal.
This is a shitpost? This boss is my spirit animal.
CodexArcanum , 4 hours ago More of a shart post at best
More of a shart post at best
tryitout , 3 hours ago Thanks to the third toot.
Thanks to the third toot.
lugal , 3 hours ago I love how the last full paragraph shifts the narrative from tooting in general is strange to normalizing 2 toots, but a 3rd one???
I love how the last full paragraph shifts the narrative from tooting in general is strange to normalizing 2 toots, but a 3rd one???
Jaeger86 , 4 hours ago Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him
Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him
TheTechnician27 , 4 hours ago Most lucid Mastodon user
Most lucid Mastodon user
bobs_monkey , 5 hours ago You are officially at war, beans are your friend
You are officially at war, beans are your friend
RandomStickman , 5 hours ago It's impacting my morale and performance I can't think of a funnier sentence if I tried
It's impacting my morale and performance
I can't think of a funnier sentence if I tried