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FelixCress ,

Wtf

KillingTimeItself ,

move out of the UK

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

move boss out of the UK

Okokimup ,
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

I said “beep beep.”

Clbull ,

It almost makes me want to take laxatives, go “TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT”, then shit on the floor to assert dominance.

Empricorn ,

Just almost??

NutWrench ,
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Three toots is enemy action.

nawordar ,

I learned to dab while sneezing back when the meme wasn’t dead yet. I got so used to it, that I do that to this day. At least my palms are clean

BigPotato ,

I learned to sneeze like that long before dabbing was a thing and it wasn’t until someone commented that I just dabbed on them that it connected those dots.

Regardless, I still sneeze in my elbow.

EnderMB ,

Haha, I thought I was the only one!

I started doing it to annoy my wife, but now I still do it, and it’s taking considerable concentration to not dab when I sneeze.

TheReturnOfPEB ,

record it ?

Coskii ,
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I’d honestly ask them if they’d seen a doctor about that. No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.

Olhonestjim ,

Record the farts. Sample the audio. Create music.

AidsKitty ,

Keep your distance?

GluWu ,

While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.

HexesofVexes ,

Well, next time I need to fart while lecturing I know what I’m doing…

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