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xia ,

Toot-o-meter.

etchinghillside ,

You unlock legendary at 4 toots.

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

Only 0.04% of employees have this

callouscomic ,

Is there a strategy guide online for this trophy?

variants ,

gotta kiss a lot of ass to get that promotion

Furbag ,

Holy shit, I’m putting this one on my Steam LinkedIn showcase!

MehBlah ,

The forth one is always a shart.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Maybe for you, rookie

milicent_bystandr ,

Sally forth!

DempstersBox ,

Test toot!

milicent_bystandr ,

Ah really?! I can smell it from here!

AFKBRBChocolate ,

I had a female employee come to me to complain years ago. She had had a disagreement with an older male employee (thankfully not mine) some weeks prior, and since then, every time he walked by her cube, he’d pause at her doorway, fart, and then keep walking without saying anything.

She at least was aware of how absolutely ridiculous it was, but legitimately didn’t think it was something she should have to deal with. One of the stranger management issues.

Wilzax ,

That’s an HR complaint

ouRKaoS ,

He has Tourette’s.

You are now on HR’s “list” to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.

FeelzGoodMan420 ,

Lmfao. I mean…as much as this boss is the fucking man…this is pretty fucking major disruptive behavior in a workplace.

superkret ,

The HR lady listens to your complaint very seriously.
Then she shifts her body to one side.

zcd ,

This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???

herrvogel ,

Yeah obviously made up for fake internet points. There’s no way there was a third toot, it’s just impossible. I don’t buy it.

FeelzGoodMan420 ,

I mean…i have a pretty good idea if a fart is going to be gross af. You just know.

Also if you have a fart and it’s gross, then it should be reasonable to assume that the next one will also be bad.

Toot toot morherfucker.

HexesofVexes ,

Well, next time I need to fart while lecturing I know what I’m doing…

i_stole_ur_taco ,

I had a manager once who had 3 small kids and he rarely caught himself when he excused himself from a meeting to “go potty”.

volvoxvsmarla ,

For real man, kids make you… forget how to behave in public. I have to relearn that I cannot fart out loud in public after three years at home. I’m not even sure I can poop without someone next to me anymore. Not sure how I’m gonna find a job.

GluWu ,

While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.

AeonFelis ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8ff57785-79aa-476c-8707-49987fce009d.png

lobut ,

RDJ really has some big boots to fill.

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

RDJ really has some big boots toots to fill.

Ftfy

nawordar ,

I learned to dab while sneezing back when the meme wasn’t dead yet. I got so used to it, that I do that to this day. At least my palms are clean

BigPotato ,

I learned to sneeze like that long before dabbing was a thing and it wasn’t until someone commented that I just dabbed on them that it connected those dots.

Regardless, I still sneeze in my elbow.

EnderMB ,

Haha, I thought I was the only one!

I started doing it to annoy my wife, but now I still do it, and it’s taking considerable concentration to not dab when I sneeze.

Eczpurt ,

Straight up Beetlejuiced a nasty fart into existence.

Jerkface ,

It was, in fact, showtime.

AidsKitty ,

Keep your distance?

salvaria ,

Wasn’t someone saying “toot toot” and farting a part of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol

iamericandre ,

Memory unlocked

Edit: Timmy toot toot ned.fandom.com/…/Otherwise_if_there's_no_administ…

LeFrog ,
@LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

What the fuck

kyle ,

What is up with that title

rickyrigatoni ,

Don’t worry about it. Just don’t message soap members. Ok?

cm0002 ,

Confirmed, OOPs boss is Timmy Toot Toot as an adult lmfao

Bahnd ,

Holy URLs Batman!

RizzRustbolt ,

When you’re so passive-aggressive that you encode your hate in a PERL script.

ReynT1me ,

That show holds up so well I swear to god

Olhonestjim ,

Record the farts. Sample the audio. Create music.

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