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zazo ,

Being grateful is pretty neat but make sure to reciprocate! - “Suck her clit every morning to thank her for choosing you” 🥰

Rampsquatch ,

Words to live by.

zzx ,

My girl doesn’t like oral :(

But I love giving it so much it’s actually a curse

Rampsquatch ,

Bro, are you me?

not_that_guy05 ,

Triplets I guess. Sometimes we trade of for other things I guess.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Skill issue?

LaLuzDelSol ,

Haha it’s the job market all over again. How are ya going to get better at oral if you never get to practice?

Shou ,

This is a tragedy

ScientifficDoggo ,

There are DOZENS of us.

ILikeBoobies ,

I think the original quote has more of a Weinstien implication but yours is a lot more wholesome

HonkTonkWoman ,

“Flick that bean to let her know how much she means.”

Nikls94 ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2e10e3a3-e425-4740-a650-aa48db796f6f.jpeg

gibmiser ,

Nyahahahahahahah

Quill7513 ,

Really? The america has a blowjob crisis lady?

Treble ,
@Treble@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

We’re sexless and afraid.

solsangraal ,

never expected oprah to say something i’d expect a self-proclaimed “alpha male” who’s actually an incel to say. what a time to be alive…

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

(psst it’s not a real quote).

solsangraal ,

lol ate the onion again

in my defense, i still believe j.d. vance fucks couches

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/34e91f2f-d1c6-4b67-b888-8705cd0788eb.png

solsangraal ,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/0db0aa79-5775-4f3f-b3b9-f97efd3aafc3.webp

saltesc ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5ff2a78a-e126-47da-a330-6fe4eb85aede.jpeg

Nuke_the_whales ,

You think Oprah has sucked a dick since becoming a billionaire?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Yes I do.

Rampsquatch ,

I wouldn’t stop performing oral if I became a billionaire, why would anyone? It’s fun.

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6b91dd0b-c4d5-4035-b708-62ec6a105828.gif

Melvin_Ferd ,

When it happens do you say " husband it is time for performing oral" and your husband says “why indeed it is time for performing oral how delightful.”

HonkTonkWoman ,

I do t know them, and I mean no offense, but I’m guessing it would sound a little more akin to:

hhmmmmthhhhthhbnmmmmmmnpppppppphhhyyyyyyyyyyhhhttttttttttttssddshhshshshshssssssssssmmmsmsmsmsmmsmsssssppppppppppppwoooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppttfthhjhjjffffffffmmmmmmmmsmsmsmmssstthghhgggpop

But that’s just a guess.

Classy ,

Got Dat grapefruit game

Rampsquatch ,

No, actually. Much dirtier words are used.

Nuke_the_whales ,

Do you think Queen Elizabeth sucked dick? These are the questions that plague me and keep me awake at night.

Rampsquatch ,

I bet she was even more freaky than that. Rich people who come from a long line of rich people in a sexually repressed upper class are freaks man, for real.

kerrypacker ,

Steadman sucks her dick.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Nah lemme consensually bust in that pussy every morning and we good. You don’t even need to be up. We got the contract for this.

Shoutouts to TimeStop and FreeUse.

TokenBoomer ,

I want to click the link, but not sure…

werefreeatlast ,

I need just a few minutes of Operahs time. 5 minutes tops. Just need her to tell this to my wife.

DJDarren ,

Does this include my boss? Because I’m not opposed to it as such, but he might be.

RattlerSix ,

This is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried

youtu.be/o3ZprSH0Y0U?si=NwPef1SuRZw7khAF

dudinax ,

That bit reminds me of this classic from the Onion:

www.bobcesca.com/the_onion_on_la/

Kolanaki ,
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“Lickitongue, I choose youuuuuuuu!”

Agent641 ,

What if my employer is a woman?

sunzu ,

This regime whore prolly really thinks we all should suck her dick tbh since she is a hard working, bootstrapping boomer.

son_named_bort ,

Was she talking about Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil?

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