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Agent641 , 1 month ago What if my employer is a woman?
What if my employer is a woman?
werefreeatlast , 1 month ago I need just a few minutes of Operahs time. 5 minutes tops. Just need her to tell this to my wife.
I need just a few minutes of Operahs time. 5 minutes tops. Just need her to tell this to my wife.
Kolanaki , 1 month ago “Lickitongue, I choose youuuuuuuu!”
“Lickitongue, I choose youuuuuuuu!”
blanketswithsmallpox , 1 month ago Nah lemme consensually bust in that pussy every morning and we good. You don’t even need to be up. We got the contract for this. Shoutouts to TimeStop and FreeUse.
Nah lemme consensually bust in that pussy every morning and we good. You don’t even need to be up. We got the contract for this.
Shoutouts to TimeStop and FreeUse.
TokenBoomer , 1 month ago I want to click the link, but not sure…
I want to click the link, but not sure…
sunzu , 1 month ago This regime whore prolly really thinks we all should suck her dick tbh since she is a hard working, bootstrapping boomer.
This regime whore prolly really thinks we all should suck her dick tbh since she is a hard working, bootstrapping boomer.
DJDarren , 1 month ago Does this include my boss? Because I’m not opposed to it as such, but he might be.
Does this include my boss? Because I’m not opposed to it as such, but he might be.
Nuke_the_whales , 1 month ago You think Oprah has sucked a dick since becoming a billionaire?
You think Oprah has sucked a dick since becoming a billionaire?
BonesOfTheMoon OP , 1 month ago Yes I do.
Yes I do.
Rampsquatch , 1 month ago I wouldn’t stop performing oral if I became a billionaire, why would anyone? It’s fun.
I wouldn’t stop performing oral if I became a billionaire, why would anyone? It’s fun.
Crackhappy , 1 month ago https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6b91dd0b-c4d5-4035-b708-62ec6a105828.gif
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6b91dd0b-c4d5-4035-b708-62ec6a105828.gif
Melvin_Ferd , 1 month ago When it happens do you say " husband it is time for performing oral" and your husband says “why indeed it is time for performing oral how delightful.”
When it happens do you say " husband it is time for performing oral" and your husband says “why indeed it is time for performing oral how delightful.”
HonkTonkWoman , 1 month ago I do t know them, and I mean no offense, but I’m guessing it would sound a little more akin to: hhmmmmthhhhthhbnmmmmmmnpppppppphhhyyyyyyyyyyhhhttttttttttttssddshhshshshshssssssssssmmmsmsmsmsmmsmsssssppppppppppppwoooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppttfthhjhjjffffffffmmmmmmmmsmsmsmmssstthghhgggpop But that’s just a guess.
I do t know them, and I mean no offense, but I’m guessing it would sound a little more akin to:
hhmmmmthhhhthhbnmmmmmmnpppppppphhhyyyyyyyyyyhhhttttttttttttssddshhshshshshssssssssssmmmsmsmsmsmmsmsssssppppppppppppwoooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppttfthhjhjjffffffffmmmmmmmmsmsmsmmssstthghhgggpop
But that’s just a guess.
Classy , 1 month ago Got Dat grapefruit game
Got Dat grapefruit game
Rampsquatch , 1 month ago No, actually. Much dirtier words are used.
No, actually. Much dirtier words are used.
Nuke_the_whales , 1 month ago Do you think Queen Elizabeth sucked dick? These are the questions that plague me and keep me awake at night.
Do you think Queen Elizabeth sucked dick? These are the questions that plague me and keep me awake at night.
Rampsquatch , 1 month ago I bet she was even more freaky than that. Rich people who come from a long line of rich people in a sexually repressed upper class are freaks man, for real.
I bet she was even more freaky than that. Rich people who come from a long line of rich people in a sexually repressed upper class are freaks man, for real.
kerrypacker , 1 month ago Steadman sucks her dick.
Steadman sucks her dick.
son_named_bort , 1 month ago Was she talking about Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil?
Was she talking about Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil?
RattlerSix , 1 month ago This is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried youtu.be/o3ZprSH0Y0U?si=NwPef1SuRZw7khAF
This is like famous quotes on Norm MacDonald Live as read by Gilbert Gottfried
youtu.be/o3ZprSH0Y0U?si=NwPef1SuRZw7khAF
dudinax , 1 month ago That bit reminds me of this classic from the Onion: www.bobcesca.com/the_onion_on_la/
That bit reminds me of this classic from the Onion:
www.bobcesca.com/the_onion_on_la/
zazo , 1 month ago Being grateful is pretty neat but make sure to reciprocate! - “Suck her clit every morning to thank her for choosing you” 🥰
Being grateful is pretty neat but make sure to reciprocate! - “Suck her clit every morning to thank her for choosing you” 🥰
Rampsquatch , 1 month ago Words to live by.
Words to live by.
zzx , 1 month ago My girl doesn’t like oral :( But I love giving it so much it’s actually a curse
My girl doesn’t like oral :(
But I love giving it so much it’s actually a curse
Rampsquatch , 1 month ago Bro, are you me?
Bro, are you me?
not_that_guy05 , 1 month ago Triplets I guess. Sometimes we trade of for other things I guess.
Triplets I guess. Sometimes we trade of for other things I guess.
jballs , 1 month ago Skill issue?
Skill issue?
LaLuzDelSol , 1 month ago Haha it’s the job market all over again. How are ya going to get better at oral if you never get to practice?
Haha it’s the job market all over again. How are ya going to get better at oral if you never get to practice?
Shou , 1 month ago This is a tragedy
This is a tragedy
ScientifficDoggo , 1 month ago There are DOZENS of us.
There are DOZENS of us.
ILikeBoobies , 1 month ago I think the original quote has more of a Weinstien implication but yours is a lot more wholesome
I think the original quote has more of a Weinstien implication but yours is a lot more wholesome
HonkTonkWoman , 1 month ago “Flick that bean to let her know how much she means.”
“Flick that bean to let her know how much she means.”
Quill7513 , 1 month ago Really? The america has a blowjob crisis lady?
Really? The america has a blowjob crisis lady?
Treble , 1 month ago We’re sexless and afraid.
We’re sexless and afraid.
solsangraal , 1 month ago never expected oprah to say something i’d expect a self-proclaimed “alpha male” who’s actually an incel to say. what a time to be alive…
never expected oprah to say something i’d expect a self-proclaimed “alpha male” who’s actually an incel to say. what a time to be alive…
BonesOfTheMoon OP , 1 month ago (psst it’s not a real quote).
(psst it’s not a real quote).
solsangraal , 1 month ago lol ate the onion again in my defense, i still believe j.d. vance fucks couches
lol ate the onion again
in my defense, i still believe j.d. vance fucks couches
BonesOfTheMoon OP , 1 month ago https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/34e91f2f-d1c6-4b67-b888-8705cd0788eb.png
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/34e91f2f-d1c6-4b67-b888-8705cd0788eb.png
solsangraal , 1 month ago https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/0db0aa79-5775-4f3f-b3b9-f97efd3aafc3.webp
https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/0db0aa79-5775-4f3f-b3b9-f97efd3aafc3.webp
saltesc , 1 month ago https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5ff2a78a-e126-47da-a330-6fe4eb85aede.jpeg
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5ff2a78a-e126-47da-a330-6fe4eb85aede.jpeg
Nikls94 , 1 month ago https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2e10e3a3-e425-4740-a650-aa48db796f6f.jpeg
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2e10e3a3-e425-4740-a650-aa48db796f6f.jpeg
gibmiser , 1 month ago Nyahahahahahahah
Nyahahahahahahah