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MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

According to their website, it is so the toilet can be paired to a Sanela control app which apparently can be used to control certain functional aspects of the urinal, as well as gives quick access to user manuals

Now if only we could find a way to hack this app, so that the toilet plays “It’s Raining Men” every time it flushes… Now that would really be something

plactagonic OP ,

Yeah I know, but is it necessary to give bt connections to everything?

unreachable ,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

when technology became cheap enough to implement, so they can sell it as features

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah you’re right, they probably could have just used wifi instead.

astrsk ,
@astrsk@kbin.run avatar

Bluetooth is a questionable choice unless the company also offered some kind of network appliance that incorporates connections in a cheaper way than all units being networked. Allowing the hub, as a serviceable component, to provide additional monitoring and functionality without requiring each unit to also contain the components. There’s certainly reasons, not outlandish either, but who knows?

MrScottyTay ,

There’ll probably be a little box somewhere in that toilet I assume that controls all of the urinals there that is networked.

astrsk ,
@astrsk@kbin.run avatar

It’s a very enterprise thing to do. Ensuring your company gets a contract for long term support and installation.

Zier ,
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

BT can be used to track people. Maybe they need to know how many people are using it? Or they are stalking men who pee.

Boxscape ,
@Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Yeah I know, but is it necessary to give bt connections to everything?

Wait till they load it with ‘AI.’

pennomi ,

I think we SHOULD train AI on all our bodily excretions. How else will it learn to understand the human condition?

xavier666 ,

No, please. We just escaped blockchain

AlligatorBlizzard ,

I could honestly see the appeal of a way for the toilet to analyze your poop and tell you that you should be eating more fiber or that you need to see a doctor because it’s seen X, Y, and Z symptoms. It’s like the joke about German toilets being so you can monitor your health, but with much less of the nastiness.

Of course, we can’t have nice things and you’ll just get ads for Metamucil or the colorectal-cancer-from microplastics law firms in the style of mesothelioma lawyers.

unexposedhazard ,

One very cool thing would be a urinal that does internal health checks on your piss and allows you to access that on your phone. But yeah bluetooth is a shit choice for that too.

Fedizen ,

Seeing as they could accomplish basically the same thing with an indicator and a QR code, its crazy a bt chip and antenna were both used in this. My only remaining question: how is it powered?

Pinklink ,

Same way my mouth is

MTK ,

Finally! It’s always disgusting to touch those public urinal manuals 🤢

I also always end up peeing myself, so I’m glad there is an app to guide me now!

Thebeardedsinglemalt ,

What about Rihanna?

Umbrella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh

answersplease77 ,

this’s like that fancy japanese toilet South Park episode, and my peasant ass will never know what it’s like to piss like a Kennedy

EvolvedTurtle ,

This makes we want to buy a bunch of Bluetooth stickers and stick them in random objects

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Be the change you want to pee.

plactagonic OP ,

Thanks I hate it (or like it).

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

To alert staff when customers have eaten the cake and it needs to be replenished

Worx ,

How else are you gonna get the pictures off it?

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

If they wanted pictures of a bunch of cocks why not just put the camera in your moms mouth?

Lost_My_Mind ,

I mean…they could just go on omegle.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Not as many cocks there

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Or Grindr.

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

So it knows if you’re subscribed to urinal services.

ChadCMulligan ,

It’s got a built in speaker you can pair your phone to if you have an official pee song, mine is CombatCircus, by Talco

Sounds dumb but once you’re synced up it’s hands free and the experience is really relaxing

EvolvedTurtle ,

This is the most realistic sounding explanation and I’m really gullible

Tangent5280 ,

hands-free? explain.

wabafee ,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

The Bluetooth Device is ready to pair!

over_clox ,

It’s a subscription based water cooler, obviously.

atro_city ,

There's no tap anywhere to fill the glass.

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

It’s so you can connect to the pee cam in the urinal and broadcast it as you pee

oo1 ,

it’s called taking a “selfpee”

warbond ,

Serious answer: it’s a “smart” urinal, in that it can report usage statistics, alert maintenance staff to problems, and be remotely controlled.

If you’re in the facilities maintenance business, Bluetooth-enabled equipment can be a good way to get an operational technology network up and running without a lot of costly retrofit.

tetris11 ,
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Unserious Answer: it counts the fluid as it passes, because the last counting guy kept getting the count wrong and so people would grossly overpay/underpay when they used the urinal

dutchkimble ,

It’s so they can collect big data on the quality of pee of everyone

TheFrogThatFlies ,

Did you ever think about how there is an average penis size measurement?

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Maybe finally someone will take into account Yaw

FQQD ,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

It sells better

shneancy ,

oh god, how long until we see AI powered urinals?

Kolanaki ,
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You ever play Death Stranding? It’s so they can turn your pee into grenades that harm ghosts.

sexy_peach ,
@sexy_peach@feddit.org avatar

Wireless pee

Venator ,

That’s how they make the water cool 😎

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