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Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

You ever play Death Stranding? It’s so they can turn your pee into grenades that harm ghosts.

warbond ,

Serious answer: it’s a “smart” urinal, in that it can report usage statistics, alert maintenance staff to problems, and be remotely controlled.

If you’re in the facilities maintenance business, Bluetooth-enabled equipment can be a good way to get an operational technology network up and running without a lot of costly retrofit.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Unserious Answer: it counts the fluid as it passes, because the last counting guy kept getting the count wrong and so people would grossly overpay/underpay when they used the urinal

fubarx ,

So you can play your favorite, relaxing playlist.

militaryintelligence ,

So they can have an app on your phone. Easy advertisement through notifications, and can suckle the personal data teat

TheFrogThatFlies ,

Did you ever think about how there is an average penis size measurement?

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Maybe finally someone will take into account Yaw

IsThisAnAI ,

My guess is tagging employees when they service the bathrooms.

Venator ,

That’s how they make the water cool 😎

EvolvedTurtle ,

This makes we want to buy a bunch of Bluetooth stickers and stick them in random objects

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Be the change you want to pee.

plactagonic OP ,

Thanks I hate it (or like it).

sexy_peach ,
@sexy_peach@feddit.org avatar

Wireless pee

WereCat ,

To stream piss from you into the devive

dutchkimble ,

It’s so they can collect big data on the quality of pee of everyone

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

To alert staff when customers have eaten the cake and it needs to be replenished

ChadCMulligan ,

It’s got a built in speaker you can pair your phone to if you have an official pee song, mine is CombatCircus, by Talco

Sounds dumb but once you’re synced up it’s hands free and the experience is really relaxing

EvolvedTurtle ,

This is the most realistic sounding explanation and I’m really gullible

Tangent5280 ,

hands-free? explain.

wabafee ,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

The Bluetooth Device is ready to pair!

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

So it knows if you’re subscribed to urinal services.

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

It’s so you can connect to the pee cam in the urinal and broadcast it as you pee

oo1 ,

it’s called taking a “selfpee”

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