Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

atomicorange , 2 months ago

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Restaldt , 2 months ago

Or bring a fucking scope

STRIKINGdebate2 , 2 months ago

Jodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.

DarkCloud , 2 months ago

Also, being a lesbian will probably help.

huginn , 2 months ago

Don’t miss. It’s always more impressive when you don’t miss.

FlyingSquid , 2 months ago

I don’t know, but I do know I’d kill Donald Regan to prove my love for Lisa Foster.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e27e5c81-b7aa-42c5-a01e-aeb98840d685.png

(You have no idea how many times I’ve seen this episode.)

Track_Shovel , 2 months ago

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/777564fe-2e75-40ee-9ebf-f9837f6d51d7.jpeg

menemen , 2 months ago

What show is that?

FlyingSquid , 2 months ago

Why it’s only the funniest TV show ever made!

en.wikipedia.org/…/Mystery_Science_Theater_3000

Especially if you discount all the other comedy shows that don’t involve a person and their robot friends trapped in space being forced to watch cheesy movies.

menemen , 2 months ago

thx

ChickenLadyLovesLife , 2 months ago

My favorite episode was when they watched Zardoz, although I’m not 100% sure they ever did watch it - I may have just watched it by myself and imagined them saying stuff about it. Honestly, Sean Connery in a codpiece writes itself.

FlyingSquid , 2 months ago

They never watched it.

jupiter_jazz , 2 months ago

Which episode is it?

Lemjukes , 2 months ago

Think I found it

mst3k.fandom.com/wiki/Cave_Dwellers_(film)

FlyingSquid , 2 months ago

Cave Dwellers.

obinice , 2 months ago

Just to be clear, you’re not a stalker? Because that’s really a very stalkery thing to ask.

We just locked up a guy for being stalkery with Holly Willoughby, so…

Toneswirly , 2 months ago

Its a reference to the guy who tried to shoot reagan cause he was obsessed with Jodie Foster.

DudeImMacGyver , 2 months ago

Try shooting Ronald Reagan? You’re gonna need a shovel though.

Viking_Hippie , 2 months ago

Nah, it’s against my principles to fire guns at public toilets and dance floors…

dumbass , 2 months ago

Your dance parties are boring AF

Viking_Hippie , 2 months ago

True. I’m desperately tedious like that 😁

Kidplayer_666 , 2 months ago

Shoot the president

aeronmelon , 2 months ago

How many people are actually going to get this?

robocall OP , 2 months ago

but maybe it will be a teachable moment for someone.

ahto , 2 months ago

Yep, I learned something new today.

loutr , 2 months ago

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hinckley_Jr.

Evil_Shrubbery , 2 months ago

Surprisingly based chap.

Randelung , 2 months ago

Oh he has YT channel now 😂

Track_Shovel , 2 months ago

Guy has a YouTube channel

m.youtube.com/channel/UCck3J5KR3INUP1K-hrBe8iA

Confused_Emus , 2 months ago

Those song titles collectively sing “I’m still a stalker.”

hOrni , 2 months ago

Wow. The guy could have killed Reagan.The world would probably be a much better place if he succeeded.

Lemminary , 2 months ago

https://c.tenor.com/ZFlhOR14yn8AAAAC/tenor.gif

CallMeButtLove , 2 months ago

She looks like she’s 15 in this gif…

frickineh , 2 months ago

She was 16 or 17, so you’re not far off.

nexguy , 2 months ago

No she was 12 when cast and 13 when the film was released. (edit: unless the gif is from 4 years later)

frickineh , 2 months ago

This interview is from 1979.

bamboo , 2 months ago

She was 12 years old when she was in Taxi Driver, her breakout role.

shadearg , 2 months ago

There’s a lot more implication to her reaction when you hear the question she was asked.

DarkCloud , 2 months ago

It’s become a meme called “lesbian silence” or “gay silence” or something, it’s supposed to represent a moment when a gay person can’t or doesn’t want to openly talk about their sexuality, so they just kinda - stay quiet like she does.

VaalaVasaVarde , 2 months ago

Did not know that was Jodie Foster, seen it a lot on Imgur.

RestrictedAccount , 2 months ago

There are dozens of un old farts here.

captainlezbian , 2 months ago

I’m not old I just think it’s kinda funny that a man shot an evil President to woo a teenage lesbian

trustnoone , 2 months ago

I learnt about it on an episode of American Dad LOL

Trainguyrom , 2 months ago

It was the Well There’s Your Problem podcast on an episode talking about PSR or something like that for me

FlyingSquid , 2 months ago

Get it? I remember it! I was only 4 or 5 years old, but my parents had the Newshour on every night and listened to NPR too.

hOrni , 2 months ago

I have no idea what this is about. Somebody care to explain?

Kayday , 2 months ago

The person who shot Ronald Reagan, their motive was wanting to impress Jodi Foster.

VaalaVasaVarde , 2 months ago

So that’s what Code Monkeys were referencing!

codemonkeys.fandom.com/wiki/My_Pal_Jodie

youtube.com/watch?v=DoUlB1hH4vs

Snowclone , 2 months ago

There’s this song by Wall of Voodoo called ‘‘Far Side of Crazy’’, go listen to that a few times then come back and read the rest of the comment.

spoilerpretty cool song right?

spoilerAnyway, It’s about John Hinckley, a lot of the lyrics were lifted from a sort of manafesto he wrote, he tried to assassinate Ronald Regan, he had a lot of mental health issues, and he watched Taxi Driver, and decided to do what he titular character does in the film by assassinating a politician, it’s not clear if he understood Jodie Foster was a seperate person from the character she played in the film, but his motivation was to impress her.

Snowclone , 2 months ago

Anyone who knows who Hickley was historically, as he was released recently, and there’s video of Regan doing his ‘missed me’ joke at rallies making it’s rounds ever few months, I’d say pretty much anyone with internet or reads the newspaper likely knows.

WhyFlip , 2 months ago

Definitely not me.