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some_guy ,

This was pretty hilarious, I gotta tell ya.

WhyFlip ,

You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.

irreticent ,
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/woooosh

RobotZap10000 ,

Be sure to send unsolicited pictures of you genitalia! I think that she will enjoy them quite a bit!

irreticent ,
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“Ew. It looks like it stinks.”

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Long form article about John Hinckley Jr which is a very good read. nymag.com/…/john-hinckley-is-out-of-the-mental-ho…

Etterra ,

Somebody else already tried. Since they stole your thunder, you’ll probably want to do something about that, first. To do that, step one is to acquire a time machine. Any time machine will do, but you’ll be going to the 80s so you’re gonna need to blend in, so I’d suggest one of the phone booth ones or the DeLorean.

PrimeMinisterKeyes ,

♪ Hinckley couldn’t shoot straight, hit a guy in the forehead ♪ :-(

TwoBeeSan ,

Throw your cum at her.

Top tier shitpost

HonkTonkWoman ,

Go big & pull the full Miggs… snarl suggestively about being able to smell her genitalia before chucking the goo.

ikidd ,
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I think it’s a long shot.

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