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TokenBoomer ,

This is good

Got_Bent ,

Step 1) Be a woman

Step 2) Reanimate the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan

Step 3) Take violent action against the Brady bunch

Step 4) Profit?

STRIKINGdebate2 ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Jodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.

DarkCloud ,

Also, being a lesbian will probably help.

atomicorange ,

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    Restaldt ,

    Or bring a fucking scope

    DudeImMacGyver ,
    @DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Try shooting Ronald Reagan? You’re gonna need a shovel though.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Nah, it’s against my principles to fire guns at public toilets and dance floors…

    dumbass ,
    @dumbass@leminal.space avatar

    Your dance parties are boring AF

    Viking_Hippie ,

    True. I’m desperately tedious like that 😁

    huginn ,

    Don’t miss. It’s always more impressive when you don’t miss.

    obinice ,
    @obinice@lemmy.world avatar

    Just to be clear, you’re not a stalker? Because that’s really a very stalkery thing to ask.

    We just locked up a guy for being stalkery with Holly Willoughby, so…

    Toneswirly ,

    Its a reference to the guy who tried to shoot reagan cause he was obsessed with Jodie Foster.

    Kidplayer_666 ,

    Shoot the president

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