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Black616Angel ,

Lawful good is chaotic good with a full roll already on. Neutral good stays the same. Chaotic good is a full roll on and lots of not yet empty rolls on the cupboard.

Lawful neutral stays the same. True neutral is with the roll the wrong way around. Chaotic Neutral can stay.

Lawful evil is Kleenex. Neutral Evil is just an empty roll with the text: “Just use the cardboard.” Chaotic evil is either sandpaper or just a burning roll.

Rakonat ,

LE should be an empty roll with a magazine or newspaper on the shelf. NE should be empty. CE should be a roll of duct tape.

SkyezOpen ,

I think LE should be 3 squares left. Technically not empty so no replacement, but definitely not enough.

DarkCloud ,

There’s only one evil in this picture.

CheeryLBottom ,

I’m printing this out. I have for young adults who can’t grab the concept, but they understand D&D

scytale ,

TIL my wife is chaotic good with TP.

FreshLight , (edited )

I need flushable and non-flushable wet wipes on this.

Edit: I did not know that in some parts of the world “flushable wet wipes” and “wet toilet paper” are not synonymous and learned that e.g. the USA has a problem with companies being allowed to advertise their wet wipes as “flushable” not because it is okay to flush them but because one is able to.

B1naryB0t ,

It’s not recommended to flush any wet wipes and companies that put flushable get away with it because you physically can flush the product

shalafi ,

I can flush 'em. God knows how fast the septic tank would fill up though.

FreshLight , (edited )

I do not know where you are from but if the flushable wet wipe, that is called “wet toilet paper”(translated) here, almost completely falls apart without the support of a sheet of normal tp, I am pretty sure that it’s okay to flush it. Feel free to check out this product page.Edit: The link seems to be down now. No idea why. There are a lot of other examples, though. Here’s the archived link.

LwL ,

Those are probably fine, yeah. Though germany has just as much of an issue with “flushable” wet wipes to my knowledge. I’ve certainly never encountered actually flushable ones in the wild.

Really cool product though, needs to become more widespread (or just bidets lol)

balderdash9 OP ,

where would you put them

Jessica , (edited )

The trash? That’s what I do. They create fatbergs as strong as stone that destroy your cities infrastructure: m.youtube.com/watch?v=O4ECz4NPPf8

peopleproblems ,

Ah so it’s not my problem it’s the city tax payers problem. Oh wait

FreshLight ,

They create fatbergs (…) that destroy your cities infrastructure

So it would be in one of the evil panels for you as well?

Kusimulkku ,

You put the shit wipes in the trash? Nasty

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

also, the shit TP goes in the trash as well, in most of the world.

(Yes, most of the world doesn’t have American-level poop plumbing and processing)

Kusimulkku ,

That’s nasty too

(Yes, most of the world doesn’t have American-level poop plumbing and processing)

And definitely not the level we have

FreshLight ,

I’d replace lawful neutral with the image from lawful good and use lawful good to add one or two packages of wet toilet paper.

The non-flushable wet wipes alongside an empty roll could get added to the chaotic evil panel.

And the chaotic neutral panel doesn’t get anything.

pancakes ,
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They’re both neutral evil since neither are flushable.

FreshLight ,

Doesn’t the problem stem from the fact that they are flushable?

SnokenKeekaGuard ,
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Brother do you know what true neutral means

TheLowestStone ,
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I disagree with most of these but that one most of all.

LaunchesKayaks ,
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So I have to keep my tp under the bathroom sink so my cat doesn’t shred it. Where does that fit in this chart?

TheLowestStone ,
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That’s the actual true neutral. You’re a druid.

ulterno ,
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https://lemmy.kde.social/pictrs/image/5e71932d-b2cd-4436-a563-f6f8debc3c70.png

This is me. Also that is a cupboard, not inside the bathroom.

Blackmist ,

There just wasn’t a good place in my bathroom to put a bog roll holder. It would have had to be by my shoulder which is awkward to grab. It lives on the windowsill now.

ulterno ,
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I use a faucet in the toilet.
The TP is just for cleaning edges and corners that are hard to mop/broom/wipe.

Or when I drop some egg innards.

noxy ,
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Where does a washlet or a bidet enter into this?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

Given that most people are commenting from their toilets, this is a weird fucking comic. Black619 is mostly right, but then there’s you and I with our… wetworks.

Me, I’m calling bumgun + normal tp = CG.

bidet would be… NG.

Japanese toilet with bidet, blow drier, LCARS, etc: that’s LG.

ChicoSuave ,

Chaotic evil would be a box of socks. Will it clog the toilet? Will it be effective? Will any even be used? Who cares, it’s not my problem.

KISSmyOS ,

Chaotic evil would just be normal toilet paper.
I’m purely selfish and only care about my own advantage, so I sure as hell don’t want you to smear your shit wherever when you’re sitting on the toilet in my house.

Socks, sandpaper or duct tape would be “stupid evil”.

eager_eagle ,
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kleenex is too good, should be replaced for sandpaper

gibmiser ,

There is exactly 1 sheet in the box

ummthatguy ,
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peto ,

It’s not just the discomfort it causes to the user, it’s how high quality, non-dissolving paper fucks the sewer system for everyone.

balderdash9 OP ,
steal_your_face ,
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I’ve had friends that used coffee filters because they forgot to buy TP :/

MeDuViNoX ,
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Stamets ,
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Chaotic good. Huh. Never would have guessed.

Jackcooper ,

Chaotic evil needs to be flushable wet wipes

FleetingTit ,

“Flushable”

lauha ,

Lawful evil are a pair of clams

bruhduh ,
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What if I’m lawful+chaotic good (hoarder)

ramius345 ,

Lawful evil owns a cat.

doctordevice ,

Either I’m the luckiest person ever or this isn’t as universal as everyone always makes it out to be. My house was always a multi-cat household growing up and I’ve got one cat of my own now. In total I’ve lived with 8 cats and my parents have had another 3 come in since I moved out. We have always aligned the toilet paper over and not once that I’m aware of did our cats ever unroll it.

peopleproblems ,

Yeah same. I’ve had about 7 cats in my life so far (all long cozy lives from rescue kitten to old kittens). The first one tried it a little as a kitten then fell in the toilet and that fixed it. None of the others did

ramius345 ,

Ive had 2 as a child and 4 as an adult. Only one of them has a penchant for it. He will go for it every opportunity he gets. It is dependent on personality, but flipping the TP around is a deterrent. In the bathroom he has access to I keep it in a cabinet.

doctordevice ,

Yeah, all it takes is one cat who goes for it and you’d have to adjust. I just don’t believe it’s super common the way common wisdom on the internet suggests.

I also think the amount of other enrichment your cats get can deter this sort of “naughty” behavior. I see that as them trying to find something fun to do. If they have other outlets I would hypothesize they’d be less inclined towards this.

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