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RobBanks , in Twitter trends sometimes
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zakobjoa OP ,
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It really is. And still it amazes me how a site that was so toxic and shit was turned into such an upside down rocket – everyday I think we’re at rock and it just barrels through.

I’m mostly still there to follow a few OSINT and Ukraine accounts that have no presence elsewhere.

estoypoopin , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs
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May I also suggest, even easier than saltines, a nice tall, refreshing glass of water? The perfect meal replacement for those times when you're too busy (or poor) to eat!

Early_To_Risa OP ,

Water, like from the toilet?

get_off_the_phone ,

Ooh la la Mr. Fancy I Have A Toilet Man. No, WATER, like from a puddle on the sidewalk.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
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You live somewhere where water just falls from the sky for free?

geekworking ,

Can’t afford Brandow.

Tetsuo , (edited )

Also sh.itjust.works !

gibmiser ,

I’ll 1up you. Take half a sleeve of saltines and put them in a big glass. Pour chocolate milk in the glass until it is half full and stir until thick.

Bottoms up.

On an unrelated note, I disgust my wife.

dingus ,

Who hurt you

soren446 ,
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    FlyingSquid ,
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    Does it though?

    Soundhole ,

    Your wife and I have at least one thing in common.

    TwoGems ,
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    You greedy communist! If you do that, then Nestle can’t bottle up all that fresh mone–I mean, water, up and help the free market!

    luthis , in Cowboy takes down turd with gun

    Oh SHIT we have embedded videos now?? Fucking excellent!

    robocall ,
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    What’s that mean?

    luthis ,

    You can play the video in the page. Before, like, a few weeks ago, you had to download the video before you could watch it.

    ShootBANGdang , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs

    I can eat reams of Zesta saltines by themselves. I’ve tried multiple varieties and nothing comes close.

    ares35 ,
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    my gramma only ever had zesta, too. but always stored in a (now antique, i'm sure) metal nabisco premium tin.

    ClamDrinker , in Research funded by Big Neck Pain

    Get one of those pillows where you can remove or add stuffing - Be your own Walter White.

    Lt_Worf OP ,

    I can’t handle that kind of pressure

    American_Communist22 , in Absolutely nothing of note happened in China in June 1989, right?
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    Oh god you libs drive me nuts this is hilarious

    honestly I really don’t give a shit if they did or didn’t

    Psythik ,

    Shut the fuck up, MAGAt. Go back to Hexbear.

    DrYazman ,

    How did you manage to get MAGA out of someone with a hammer & sickle in their username? You arrived at a total opposite.

    Psythik , (edited )

    If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck…

    It’s all a farce. Spend some time on Hexbear and you’ll see where I’m coming from (actually, don’t, unless you want to get irrationally angry). Those people aren’t real communists; they’re fascists pretending to be communists. All they ever do is act like aggressive douchebags and talk shit about “liberals”. I’ve seen this exact behavior over on /r/The_Donald and on Fox news. They’re not even trying to hide their true colors. Hell, one of them even told me that republicans are liberals. 🤣 (edit: Screenshot in case link goes down)

    quadropiss ,

    Not irrationally😊

    American_Communist22 ,
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    oh my god the only people who like liberals are liberals

    EVERYONE ELSE HATES LIBERALS

    Aria ,

    Yank interacts with the real world for the first time.

    Conservatives can be a variety of things, even communists. What you refer to as conservative is completely unrelated to conservativism and is just people who vote for a particular liberal party in your one ideology two party system. You’re a brainwashed populace thought to hate knowledge and learning so that you can be maximally exploited. You do not have any political understanding. Your election cycle engages with identity politics because they’re afraid of mentioning policy in case people start looking up what words mean. All your news sources are propaganda and you live in the most authoritarian country on earth ruled by dictators who do not value your opinion or needs.

    You can measure these. They’re not just words. For the first, you can compare the subset of the population who are experiencing some form of correction, be it prison or otherwise to the total population. For the second, you can compare opinion polls to the actual policy being enacted. In both cases you score as bad as it’s possible to score.

    And finally, everyone who supports liberal policies is a liberal. This includes people who are conservative in the global meaning of the word, but support, let’s say, a humane social democratic system with strong safety nets, but who’s backbone is an inhumane system of exploitation in the global south. This includes someone who is socially progressive and wants major political changes, but who’s fiscal politics are that of neo-liberalism.

    P.S. Everyone hates liberals.

    Godric OP ,

    Inaccurate, yes, but I personally see the connection with the almost religious dedication to their ideology. Anything is permitted and forgiven, so long as it is in the name of [insert ideology here]

    American_Communist22 ,
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    I will tread where I please

    MadBob , in Research funded by Big Neck Pain

    I have whiplash and two pillows is just right. I’m blessed.

    robdor , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs

    Add some cheeses, meats, fruits, and veggies and you have a bomb ass snack tray

    its_prolly_fine ,

    Nah, ritz for that. Butter is a completely different story though. Especially when sick.

    TheRealKuni ,

    Club crackers over Ritz for sliced cheese, IMO.

    But honestly, saltines with cheese are amazing. Especially if you have some milk.

    HellAwaits , in Cowboy takes down turd with gun

    Wait, this isn’t right… aren’t these guys supposed to be struggling and crawling around on the floor from fake injury and pain like they do in the movies??

    Tylerdurdon , in Is has all the nutrients the body needs

    Anyone still do the 4 saltines in 1 minute challenge? No drinking!

    STUPIDVIPGUY ,

    nah i do the 4 sleeves in 1 hour challenge

    tetelestia ,

    It sounds so easy. I don’t understand why I can’t do it.

    zakobjoa , in Cowboy takes down turd with gun
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    Apart from this being stupid for multiple reasons, what is it doing on Lemmy Shitposts?

    zakobjoa , in Wow Barron Trump is tall
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    Loooong Loooooooooong Maaan

    swab148 , in Hold up
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    Jerry Smith in 20 years

    paper_clip , (edited ) in Wow Barron Trump is tall
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    Why does Baron, being the tallest Trump, not simply eat the other Trumps?

    ballsmaster OP ,
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    This isn’t a game of snake. He’s the son of one of earths greatest leaders

    KairuByte ,
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    Missed not only the reference, but also missed the wisdom check. 😔

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