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Kolanaki , in PEACHES COME FROM A CAN
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Took a little nap where the roots all twist

Squished a rotten peach in my fist

And dreamed about you, wooooomaaaaan

257m ,

That scream always threw me off.

xfts , in PEACHES COME FROM A CAN
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I’m early Gen Z and I know this song lmao. It played here and there on the local alternative rock radio stations.

SilentSilhouette ,

Seattle area? They are from North West and their songs play fairly often here

xfts ,
@xfts@lemmy.world avatar

Salt Lake City area, actually. Pretty far from Seattle. Peaches is the only song I know off the top of my head though.

iheartneopets , in But I wanted to be somebody famous!

“I’m so tough that I don’t even get scared in an elective activity I paid to go to!”

Donkter ,

Found the former theater major.

sock ,

found the guy who was scrutinized for expression by toxic family and friends

Donkter ,

Bruh I’m a form film major.

iheartneopets ,

Don’t have to be a theater major to think the meme is goofy :)

PsychedSy , in PEACHES COME FROM A CAN

That was the first CD I bought when I got a CD player for christmas.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh , in PEACHES COME FROM A CAN

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    ickplant OP ,
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    You’re welcome. Now get off my lawn!

    Ghostalmedia ,
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    Millennial correction:

    “Get off my landlord’s lawn”

    ickplant OP ,
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    Weeps in poor Millennial

    Delphia ,

    If they mow and maintain it, its their lawn. If I mow it and maintain it, its my lawn.

    The yard will be returned to you in as good if not better than the condition it was in when I signed the lease. Beyond that, if you want a say you come do the mowing.

    STRIKINGdebate2 , in PEACHES COME FROM A CAN
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    That song sounds lame af

    768 ,

    You too will get millions of peaches one day

    xfts ,
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    Someone doesn’t like 90’s Alt Rock.

    theUnlikely ,

    Found my new nemesis

    justabigemptyhole ,
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    I respect your opinion, but I must now buy the album to compensate for your failure. Good day.

    FlyingSquid ,
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    They fought ninjas. How many ninjas have you defeated?

    Valmond , in No one is safe from these psychos. Please stay safe

    “Illegal in the USA”

    Or so I was told…

    random_character_a ,
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    Yes. They swallow everything whole.

    jcdenton , in Push It Somewhere Else
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    I like this plan

    x4740N , in Push It Somewhere Else
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    Speaking on behalf of all Italians I believe they would never want to be part of america

    america is the earth’s toilet

    smuuthbrane , in PEACHES COME FROM A CAN
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    Gonna eat me a buncha peaches.

    snekerpimp , in PEACHES COME FROM A CAN

    “Lump lingered, last in line for brains”

    GombeenSysadmin ,

    And the ones she got were sorta rotten and insane

    generic ,
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    Gump sat alone on a bench in the park

    Chekhovs_Gun ,

    And that is all I have to say ABOUT THAT

    FlyingSquid ,
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    Did you know that song was inspired by his brain tumor? Not a joke.

    Stanwich , in PEACHES COME FROM A CAN

    I just scream out…CASPER BABYPANTS!

    xenspidey ,

    His kids stuff is just so good

    vzq , in PEACHES COME FROM A CAN

    Also works for younger X.

    ickplant OP ,
    @ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

    Totally. The Oregon Trail generation.

    ericisshort ,

    I’m still unreasonably afraid of contracting diysentery.

    ickplant OP ,
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    We found an Oregon Trail card game, and introduced it to our teenage kids. They loved it. The fear lives on.

    thesprongler ,

    I will never ever ford a river.

    LurkyLoo ,

    Don’t worry, you can get a big wagon, buy tons of ammo and then fill that wagon with just hunted meat (you may never see Oregon, or probably the equivalent of Ohio either).

    thesprongler ,

    Even in 2nd grade, I knew this was a squirrel hunting simulator.

    Eldritch ,

    Dodge is a better alternative.

    FlyingSquid ,
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    I have an Oregon Trail ‘you have died from dysentery’ shirt. I love it.

    hactar42 ,

    Xennials here, can confirm, this will be stuck in my head for a week now.

    hglman ,

    1978?

    enki ,

    79 checking in

    hactar42 ,

    1980

    Chekhovs_Gun ,

    There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

    ininewcrow , in No one is safe from these psychos. Please stay safe
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    It’s dangerous to hide small plastic capsules in candy … but it’s perfectly Ok for anyone to buy an assault rifle.

    XEAL ,

    But muh Second Amendment!

    sour ,
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    from: beanbag america

    Ghostalmedia ,
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    The food code should probably just be amended. It pretty generically says that you can’t have “nonnutritive” stuff inside of it, unless that stuff is safe to consume. That’s a pretty reasonable thing, but it should probably be tweaked for nonnutritive stuff that is easy to spot and less likely to be mistaken for food.

    ryathal ,

    Yep. It’s the same law keeping sawdust out of food that is also banning kinder eggs.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    law keeping sawdust out of food

    Grated parmesan has entered the chat.

    steal_your_face ,
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    Americans are so stupid these would kill more kids than school shooters if they were legal.

    affiliate ,

    just be happy there’s no assault rifle in the capsule

    Player2 ,

    What do you mean? It’s my God given right to store my assault rifle inside my plastic capsule inside my candy! Who are you to tell me not to?

    AeonFelis ,

    It won’t fit. But bullets would.

    hydrospanner ,

    I’d eat more candy if it came stuffed with 9mm.

    WashedOver ,
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    We all assume people are at least as smart as we think we are but honestly they aren’t. It’s scary how many stupid people there are even if you are at the lower part of the average. Millions… It’s always the lowest common denominator that the world ends up being built for it seems and that means it’s not required for millions above that…

    aelwero , in No one is safe from these psychos. Please stay safe

    Triggered…

    That chocolate is awesome, it’s stupid AF for it to be illegal in the US.

    I may or may not have been busted by customs carrying several dozen of these, and may or may not have not been caught a few other times…

    netburnr ,
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    They are now in the US they just took the toy away so american children don’t choke

    Manzas ,

    They were too fat to see the capsule

    aelwero ,

    No… what we got has toys, it’s just in a split clamshell kinda deal, with a toy in one half, and a Nutella like paste in the other half with a little malt ball in it. It’s crap and I hate it :)

    The split pack “freedom” version is called kinder joy, as opposed to kinder surprise.

    telllos ,

    They really should have called it kinder freedom.

    Lev_Astov ,
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    That really would have been delicious.

    Enekk ,

    Interestingly, they were designed for warmer environments where Kinder eggs would melt. The fact that they circumvented the weird US restrictions was a side effect.

    netburnr ,
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    Fuck man, I didn’t realize it was that bad of a remake.

    My ex Gf back into the day got pulled aside at Dulles Airport for having two boxes of Kinder Eggs. Better makes sure Noone enjoys life

    XTornado ,

    Which is funny because that version adds more choking hazards. As there is the small plastic spoon and the toy is more easy accesible to a kid.

    That said the side of the toy+ spoon can be separated by a parent and kept away and give them just the Nutella side and give them a proper spoon that they probably won’t choke on.

    telllos ,

    Hold on, if there is one thing that isn’t awesome is the chocolate. The toy is amazing, the chocolate trigger childhood memories. But it’s really bad chocolate.

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