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original_ish_name , in this is ironic btw. i am not a racist

I think the downvoters didn’t read the title

darcy OP ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

:-(

GFGJewbacca , in I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.

As I am currently living in Botswana, the constitution hit home for me.

PlushySD , in If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach

As someone from Thailand, monkeys here are no joke. They are mean and act like a mafia gang. There are many places like this; tour guides always warn you not to bring your bags down with you and leave them in the car. Monkeys will suspect you have food in your bags and snatch them away.

Caculon ,

What else would you keep in your bag?

Waraugh ,

A monkey bomb

DarkDiamondK ,
@DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world avatar

Is a monkey bomb better or worse than a bat bomb?

vaultdweller013 ,

If we’re talking about something from Batmans armory then better. If we’re talking about the WW2 Interstate TDR a drone developted by the US military whos counter intellegence was most likely the infamous napalm bats, then its worse.

SomeBoyo ,

bloons

Shiki , in Uno reverse 🔁

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  • Black616Angel ,

    Do you care to elaborate?

    Just read your comment history. Please don’t elaborate and instead go fuck yourself.

    MrNesser , in Runescape 2 and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

    Reminds me of the days i downloaded windows themes and had to rebuild the PC

    cashsky ,

    I still get legitimate nightmares in my sleep from time to time about me fucking up the computer so bad from downloading a theme that I had to.reinstall windows.

    DepthCharge ,

    I messed up my old PC so many times that I decided to make a Norton ghost image, with a fresh install and every program installed that I needed. Installing the image was something like 15 minutes work. Ready for my next blue screen

    cashsky , (edited )

    I was young and inexperienced when I did stuff like download themes lol. I didn’t know what I was doing. I was just a kid doing kid things but it put the fear of God in me because I didn’t want my parents to find out how badly I screwed up the family computer. The computer my dad did his accounting for his business on lmfao.

    PeutMieuxFaire , in I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.
    @PeutMieuxFaire@kbin.social avatar

    Well, at least they got the piece of string right but… No tissues, no nail clipper and file? No band-aids, disinfectant, eye drops, sugar lumps, lip balm?
    Anyway, judging by the weight of my hand bag the curling rock definitely IS somewhere at the bottom but I can't find it. There must be a secret pocket…

    FlyingSquid , in I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I was with you on the Clue until I saw it was the Big Bang Theory Edition.

    Get with it, ladies. Classic Clue is where it’s at.

    zakobjoa OP ,
    @zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

    Bazinga

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh you!

    AnUnusualRelic ,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    Isn’t there an India Johns edition of Clue?

    IdiosyncraticIdiot , in I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.

    Ah yes, the all time classic India Johns

    WhiteHawk ,

    It’s like Papa Johns, but from India

    Kimmel ,

    Imbiamba jombes

    ExtraMedicated , in I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.

    Several wads of used tissues.

    PrivateNoob , (edited ) in I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.

    Rubber ducky remote explosive

    So they are Klee mains, right?

    GreenMario ,

    That’s totally a Hitman reference.

    far_university1990 ,

    Specifically, the shown rubber duck item is the remote explosive rubber duck mk II, first seen in hitman 2.

    thrawn ,

    Signature mkII look

    Squids ,

    Dodoco goes on the bag, not in it silly

    Facelikeapotato , in I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.
    @Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml avatar

    Worcestershire, but otherwise yeah.

    nogooduser ,

    Unless you’re from Sheffield then it’s Henderson’s.

    bobs_monkey , in Runescape 2 and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

    This is peak Win98, cept trade Google for askjeeves

    isthingoneventhis ,

    I vividly remember askjeeves and also dogpile? can’t quite remember the latter.

    minorsecond ,

    Yeah dogpile. I think it was kind of a meta search engine.

    HubertManne ,

    it was. I still bemoan excite losing to yahoo as they had better integrations.

    tty84 , (edited ) in Uno reverse 🔁
    @tty84@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    When I go to x.com I end up on twitter.com

    So Elon says it’s 𝕏 but my browser still says it’s Twitter

    zikk_transport2 ,

    Just listen to musk and do what he says - stop calling it twitter.

    We can brainstorm other names. For example, latelly I’ve been preferring twatter. xD

    SnipingNinja ,

    I personally prefer xitter, pronounced as shitter

    Savvy95 ,

    I like calling id xD

    mostNONheinous ,

    GTA IV had a Tw@ Internet Cafe so I’ve always kind of thought of it like that.

    asexualchangeling ,

    That’s it! We’ll call it 𝕏@! With the 𝕏 pronounced as sh and the @ pronounced as at!

    Threeme2189 ,

    I’m partial to Twixxer myself

    stebo02 ,
    @stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

    That’s funny, when I do it I end up on nitter.net

    HiddenLayer5 ,

    Wonder how much money he blew on that domain only to not even make it the canonical one.

    LiveLM ,

    He probably can’t change it without breaking something lol

    HiddenLayer5 ,

    Probably third party apps. Gotta keep those smart fridge Twitter clients running! Musk even memed about it a while back.

    chatokun ,

    Since he tried to name PayPal X also, I’m assuming he’s has it forever. Like Bezos and relentless.com.

    HiddenLayer5 ,

    Even back then a single letter domain was probably worth tens of millions.

    Maybe he’s just fixated on some sort of sunk cost fallacy. Now that he’s finally in control of another online service he feels he needs to use the domain he spent untold amounts of money on just so it didn’t seem like a waste.

    GamingChairModel ,

    No, he literally had to buy the domain back from Paypal in 2017. Paypal owned the domain for years, even after firing Elon in 2000 for trying to switch to it.

    jarfil ,

    Funnier yet, when you go to https://𝕏.com you also end up on x.com which redirects to twitter.com.

    XTornado , in If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach

    All I could think after reading the article is a bout the lipsync song “Stop It Now”. I had to ask ChatGPT for a version for this, here is the beginning:

    Rockin’, rockin’, on the shore so fine, To the beach in Thailand, we’d align, But those monkeys came, causing a bind, I said, “Monkeys, hey! Leave us behind!”

    Everyone warned us, “Don’t head there, beware,” “Monkeys gonna come, with a wild glare,” And they did, and they did, and they tore through the air, No escape from those monkeys, just despair.

    Nothing to do, but shout as they pounced on me, Tried to flee, fell down, laughter from kids did we see, Then, hmm, got hit in the neck with a coconut spree, Mm-hm, hm-hm, how’d it happen? Baffling to me.

    Gotta dash, dash, dash (leap) I’ll be your backpack while you hurry, Dash, dash, dash, leap, and stop! Let me go free. […]

    Full version here: pastebin.com/YrZHEdxx

    Rubezahl , in Seal break and enter

    Until the last sentence I thought this was about the erratic behavior of Seal, a singer known for his song “Kiss from a Rose” from the motion picture movie Batman and Robin.

    Llewellyn ,

    Does song implies that Batman was kissed by Robin? I have never watched the piece.

    Rubezahl , (edited )

    The romantic nature of Batman and Robin’s relationship is heavily implied throughout the movie, although we never see them perform acts of affection such as “smoochin”, “gropin”, “tongue kissin”, “hand holdin”, “sword fightin”, or “butt stuff”. It was, nonetheless, the fist ever movie to show a superhero in a committed same-sex relationship.

    FarceMultiplier ,
    @FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca avatar

    The “fist ever” movie, huh.

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