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Pistcow , in Cattlemancy

What a Grand Wizard

Steamymoomilk , in Names for different positions on the couch

POV Ian know your coordinates and is rapidly approaching your location. To be a pick and fill up your sofa with his crusty ass legs.

Aganim , in Uno reverse 🔁

No. I’m exercising my Musk-given right of ultimate free speech and will continue calling it Twitter, just because I feel like it. Musk would be proud of me standing up against censorship. Oh wait…

DNOS , in If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach

Shoking who would have thought that on a monkey attack beach you could be actually attacked by some monkeys … 🐒

Korne127 , (edited ) in Names for different positions on the couch
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

I’m mostly “Ian you prick move over” but supporting my body with my arm so my head is straight.
Sometimes I’m also “The Comfy Sidelean” or “Ian. Sit on the fucking sofa”.

planish , in I wonder what adventures he goes on

Principality swimming and bartering champion.

NotSpez , in Cattlemancy

howdycadabra

Custoslibera , in Skibidi Romper

So you have to remove the romper to use the toilet?

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Depends on how much you like doing laundry.

ladicius ,

😄

planish , in I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.

Thule, a mythical region in Scandinavia

Boi , in Uno reverse 🔁
@Boi@reddthat.com avatar

No. In fact we should continue to make fun of it. It’s stupid. Twitter was a hellsite before Elon. Now it’s dying due to his stupid decisions. He’s foing the things I used to joke about doing if i owned a website

twelvefloatinghands , in Cattlemancy
@twelvefloatinghands@lemmy.world avatar

Finish The Rhyme

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Wizard hat,

Cowboy brim.

Git along now rabbit,

Some call me Tim.

mindbleach ,

Scansion, people.

betterdeadthanreddit ,

Multiclassing seemed to fit the topic. This is what happens when the party’s barbarian takes a level of bard: just bashing away at the lines to fit in some Monty Python and satisfy the request for a rhyme.

UntouchedWagons , in Cattlemancy
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

Cownjurer

SuzyQ , in I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.

Forgot the kitchen sink, but otherwise very accurate.

zakobjoa OP ,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Dog Gambit, I knew I forgot something.

Anticorp ,

Nice username

poplargrove ,

Dog gambit 💀

afraid_of_zombies , in If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach

I have been to one monkey sanctuary in Thailand, exactly once. As the locals told me: it is fun for about an hour and you have no desire to ever do it again.

Those monkeys are mean.

donut4ever , in Olé

I actually laughed out loud 😂

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