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PhlubbaDubba , in Benny 😍😍😍

It’s funny because his sister looks like someone gender bent him and gave him a proper skin care routine

LodeMike OP ,

Yeah

Delphia ,

I mean, in fairness Ben Shapiros looks are possibly the least offensive thing about literally everything else about him.

PhlubbaDubba , in History is written by the victors

I don’t know what history books y’all read but the one I got wasn’t shy about the shit we’ve got on our heads, even if some previously lesser known atrocities weren’t part of the material

balderdash9 OP ,

To be fair, I hear US history education varies wildly by state. Thanks states rights!

kamenlady ,
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So, there’s a chance to meet someone from another state that may really have been taught a different history at school. How different depends on the state’s political majority?

Tyfud ,

That is correct. That’s what it’s like living here every day. Though largely it’s just two categories.

The people your meet are either ignorant religious nut jobs, or they’re not from the south.

aidan ,

What state portrays US history as utopian in the past 20 years? I grew up in Kentucky and definitely got a lot of stuff about slavery, Native American betrayals and murders, civil rights, Mexican American war, Hawaiian colonization, the only reason they didn’t cover the Vietnam war or Filipino is because they ran out of time from assigning pointless art projects.

Edit: Other stuff that was covered, bonus army, workers rights and child abuses

DrSteveBrule ,

My schools and textbooks weren’t shy about the acts of evil that were committed, but somehow found ways to speak highly of those involved in said acts

aidan ,

Because people can do good things and horrible things in their life. Essentially no one is universally evil in everything they do.

DrSteveBrule ,

I agree with that 100%! I still think it’s weird that we national holidays to celebrate slave owners, regardless of what good things they did that have no relation to their owning of slaves.

aidan ,

To ignore slave owner and slavery apologists we’d have to get rid of all abrahamic religious holidays leaving… Juneteenth, Labor Day, MLK Day, and Veterans Day. Those are fine holidays- but not exactly the most festive/family fun.

I think the British(under Churchill) made starvation of hundreds of thousands of colonial subjects was horrible, those same people can still be celebrated for fighting Hitler though.

roguetrick ,

If it ain’t a retelling that it’s all shit a la Howard Zinn it really tends to be rose colored glasses trying to explain how the true nationalistic spirit of freedom loving America always strives to win out in the end. But it’s really a rotten foundation leading to a rotten house.

libcom.org/…/peoples-history-united-states-howard…

duderium2 ,

Zinn still begins his book by complaining about Stalin, who, last time I checked, never set foot in the United States. A People’s History is still a liberal text, one that insists that the USA is flawed but good. We read it in my APUSH class, and even today the teacher is a hardcore Biden supporter who thinks that communism is evil and that workers should allow capitalists to drain their blood. People who are actually interested in american history should read Gerald Horne.

HRDS_654 , in Benny 😍😍😍

“… Maybe you steal her underwear a couple times…” No Ben. No we don’t.

Regardless of it being the fake, the fact that so many (including me) thought it was real speaks volumes.

xenoclast ,

"It’s funny because it’s ‘relatable’ "

HRDS_654 ,

I don’t know about relatable, but it does speak to Ben’s personality that so many people thought this was real.

xenoclast ,

Relatable… relative… his sister…

LapGoat ,
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www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah

fuck ben shapino but also this is relevant

Amir ,
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Tbh that’s right wing rhetoric. “It doesn’t matter that it’s factually false, it’s enough that it could be true”

HRDS_654 ,

It’s really not that deep.

unexposedhazard , in Eat it

I think normal guns would be enough so sadly the answer would be normal cops. Boring i know :(

bigkahuna1986 ,

If you’re very unlucky the air force cops would be stopping you

folekaule ,

Even more boring, you do need a license.

marcos ,

In most of the world, no, it would be the balloon police. Even if normal cops could handle it.

Also, the balloon police has much more impressive weapons.

Rivalarrival ,

Balloons will fly with an awful lot of holes in them. Even with a 20’ vent hole in the top, they take awhile to deflate.

You’d have to hit the pilot or the tanks.

HRDS_654 , in History is written by the victors

What’s that quote? History is written by the winners. Yeah, something like that. Not to say the alternative would have been better, but bad historians will always leave out the worst parts of a country’s history.

Num10ck ,

reminds me of Howard Zinn’s People’s History of the United States

HRDS_654 ,

My bad. I didn’t even read the title, just saw the picture. lol

null ,

What’s that quote? History is written by the winners. Yeah, something like that.

…you mean the title of the post?

blind3rdeye ,

Attention spans just keep getting shorter.

blazera , in History is written by the victors
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“Justice will prevail? Of course it will! Because the winners will claim justice!”

nifty , in Man of Hard Principles
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Then they should get divorced so they can date and fuck each other as single people. Problem solved

FlyingSquid ,
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Believe it or not, my dad had a friend in that situation. They were married, got divorced, stayed monogamous with each other. They just didn’t live together. I guess they didn’t want sex with anyone else but they also didn’t want to live with each other.

Cracks_InTheWalls ,
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The only thing that’s weird to me about this is, why divorce in that case? There’s no law that says you need to live in the same domicile as your spouse. Could’ve lived separately and kept stuff like shared insurance benefits and whatnot.

It’s rare, granted, but it is a thing. Unless they wanted to separate their financial lives entirely and keep getting down, I guess.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’d tell you if I could, but I have no idea and they’re both most likely dead by now, so I doubt I’ll ever know.

joshoff , (edited ) in Praise the Lrod!

In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.

Also acceptable.

RizzRustbolt , in 'Murica

The tattoo implies that she is trans.

Vendetta9076 ,
@Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works avatar

correct

joshoff , in Benny 😍😍😍

I hate myself for crushing on him so hard

LodeMike OP ,

Pardon?

zerog_bandit ,

Just thinking about him spitting in my mouth and calling me an abomination before God makes me flush.

LodeMike OP ,

You’re a different person

vonxylofon ,

I think they know that.

TriPolarBearz ,

Notopbutok

SuddenDownpour ,

My condolences.

Manifish_Destiny ,

ಠ_ಠ

Focal , in There's rupees in there

Interesting linguistic difference. I would’ve just said “get bombs” instead of “unlocking” them, yet I completely understand

gedaliyah OP ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

In some games (metroid, etc) it is an ability, not an item. It just made me think of Zelda first for whatever reason

Focal ,

Yep, I get it :)

Iloveyurianime , in 'Murica

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMEEETEEER EAGLES SCREAM GUNSHOTS 50 CAL FIRING A-10 BRRRT

Sparky , in Somewhere at the bottom is a Mandalorian having a very bad day
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Aww so fluffy

saltesc , in Praise the Lrod!

I read that as an an explicit on itself. Like, “Jesus Christ! How bad is this?”

I know it’s not intended that way, but it’s clever. Like a self-sustaining joke.

Subnet64 , in Benny 😍😍😍
LodeMike OP ,

Oh

qarbone ,

now you see it

TomAwsm ,

Now you don’t (the underwear, I mean)

db2 ,
pigup ,

There are two big reasons why this picture is incomplete (that provide supple context to OP’s post).

Rusty ,
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