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udon , in Shart, not fart

Tight couch, ouch!

Imgonnatrythis ,

Humble brag Vance

(cheating? Using his name automatically makes everything sad)

fross ,

Weird intersectional porn.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Couch with a zipper,
never’ve been deeper.

Couch with a spring
will hit you in the thing.

  • intellectual thoughts with DJ Vasectomy or whatever some Amurican eyeliner boytoy is called
udon , in Shart, not fart

Actually, it’s GNU/Linux

_____ ,

I love to say this sassily and where it doesn’t fit just because “guh noo” sounds funny

Chakravanti ,

That’s not sad.

udon ,

it’s a glimpse into a sad life

Chakravanti ,

I’m not sad.

NoMoreCocaine ,

He didn’t make an evaluation of someone’s personal feelings. MAGA heads might not feel sad, but it’s still a sad life from outside perspective.

Frid0lin , in Shart, not fart

Fist pump, bro

Exusia , in Shart, not fart
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Dick went flaccid.

LazerFX ,

Been there too

Surp , in Shart, not fart
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

Your cat died

Sparky , in Someone has been peddling Viagra at the bingo hall
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

So a couple of months ago, I saw a bus with a sign that said “fisk og porno” which roughly translates to fish and porn. Turns out there’s a fish market in Norway with that name that does other things after closing hours…

Track_Shovel OP ,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Ew. Here’s hoping the smell you smell is indeed fish

loaExMachina , in Shart, not fart

Hedgehog mom crushed.

itsgoodtobeawake , in Shart, not fart

It wasn’t milk

VOwOxel ,

Non-Milk Substance

VonReposti , in Shart, not fart

You tested positive.

Enkrod , in Shart, not fart

In our bed?!

andrew_bidlaw , in Shart, not fart
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Welcome to Jonestown

MehBlah , in Shart, not fart

Chewing aluminum foil.

stoy , in Disaster strikes

I have never used a fitted sheet…

I just use normal undersheets and fold them around the mattress

Aceticon , in Shart, not fart

“a sad story”

psycho_driver ,

And here we have the iq test high scorer.

ms_lane , in Disaster strikes

I once feared the loose sheet, now I fear the quilt cover coming unbuttoned and getting my leg stuck inside it.

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