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HRDS_654 , in Benny šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜

ā€œā€¦ Maybe you steal her underwear a couple timesā€¦ā€ No Ben. No we donā€™t.

Regardless of it being the fake, the fact that so many (including me) thought it was real speaks volumes.

xenoclast ,

"Itā€™s funny because itā€™s ā€˜relatableā€™ "

HRDS_654 ,

I donā€™t know about relatable, but it does speak to Benā€™s personality that so many people thought this was real.

xenoclast ,

Relatableā€¦ relativeā€¦ his sisterā€¦

LapGoat ,
@LapGoat@pawb.social avatar

www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah

fuck ben shapino but also this is relevant

Amir ,
@Amir@lemmy.ml avatar

Tbh thatā€™s right wing rhetoric. ā€œIt doesnā€™t matter that itā€™s factually false, itā€™s enough that it could be trueā€

HRDS_654 ,

Itā€™s really not that deep.

unexposedhazard , in Eat it

I think normal guns would be enough so sadly the answer would be normal cops. Boring i know :(

bigkahuna1986 ,

If youā€™re very unlucky the air force cops would be stopping you

folekaule ,

Even more boring, you do need a license.

marcos ,

In most of the world, no, it would be the balloon police. Even if normal cops could handle it.

Also, the balloon police has much more impressive weapons.

Rivalarrival ,

Balloons will fly with an awful lot of holes in them. Even with a 20ā€™ vent hole in the top, they take awhile to deflate.

Youā€™d have to hit the pilot or the tanks.

HRDS_654 , in History is written by the victors

Whatā€™s that quote? History is written by the winners. Yeah, something like that. Not to say the alternative would have been better, but bad historians will always leave out the worst parts of a countryā€™s history.

Num10ck ,

reminds me of Howard Zinnā€™s Peopleā€™s History of the United States

HRDS_654 ,

My bad. I didnā€™t even read the title, just saw the picture. lol

null ,

Whatā€™s that quote? History is written by the winners. Yeah, something like that.

ā€¦you mean the title of the post?

blind3rdeye ,

Attention spans just keep getting shorter.

blazera , in History is written by the victors
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ā€œJustice will prevail? Of course it will! Because the winners will claim justice!ā€

nifty , in Man of Hard Principles
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Then they should get divorced so they can date and fuck each other as single people. Problem solved

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Believe it or not, my dad had a friend in that situation. They were married, got divorced, stayed monogamous with each other. They just didnā€™t live together. I guess they didnā€™t want sex with anyone else but they also didnā€™t want to live with each other.

Cracks_InTheWalls ,
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The only thing thatā€™s weird to me about this is, why divorce in that case? Thereā€™s no law that says you need to live in the same domicile as your spouse. Couldā€™ve lived separately and kept stuff like shared insurance benefits and whatnot.

Itā€™s rare, granted, but it is a thing. Unless they wanted to separate their financial lives entirely and keep getting down, I guess.

FlyingSquid ,
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Iā€™d tell you if I could, but I have no idea and theyā€™re both most likely dead by now, so I doubt Iā€™ll ever know.

joshoff , (edited ) in Praise the Lrod!

In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.

Also acceptable.

RizzRustbolt , in 'Murica

The tattoo implies that she is trans.

Vendetta9076 ,
@Vendetta9076@sh.itjust.works avatar

correct

joshoff , in Benny šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜

I hate myself for crushing on him so hard

LodeMike OP ,

Pardon?

zerog_bandit ,

Just thinking about him spitting in my mouth and calling me an abomination before God makes me flush.

LodeMike OP ,

Youā€™re a different person

vonxylofon ,

I think they know that.

TriPolarBearz ,

Notopbutok

SuddenDownpour ,

My condolences.

Manifish_Destiny ,

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Focal , in There's rupees in there

Interesting linguistic difference. I wouldā€™ve just said ā€œget bombsā€ instead of ā€œunlockingā€ them, yet I completely understand

gedaliyah OP ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

In some games (metroid, etc) it is an ability, not an item. It just made me think of Zelda first for whatever reason

Focal ,

Yep, I get it :)

Iloveyurianime , in 'Murica

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMEEETEEER EAGLES SCREAM GUNSHOTS 50 CAL FIRING A-10 BRRRT

Sparky , in Somewhere at the bottom is a Mandalorian having a very bad day
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Aww so fluffy

saltesc , in Praise the Lrod!

I read that as an an explicit on itself. Like, ā€œJesus Christ! How bad is this?ā€

I know itā€™s not intended that way, but itā€™s clever. Like a self-sustaining joke.

Subnet64 , in Benny šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜

the sister

LodeMike OP ,

Oh

qarbone ,

now you see it

TomAwsm ,

Now you donā€™t (the underwear, I mean)

db2 ,

Abby Shapiro

pigup ,

There are two big reasons why this picture is incomplete (that provide supple context to OPā€™s post).

Rusty ,

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/0d6904ca-98ea-4912-93a9-facedae80b54.jpeg

blindbunny , in Benny šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜

This dude thinks all the pornhub titles are real doesnā€™t he?

Zelanaut , in There's rupees in there
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ā€œWhy donā€™t you look for the areas where the walls are a different color?ā€

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