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TimeNaan , in Still Haven’t Found It

The real question is where are Mambos no. 1-4. What did you do to them Lou?!

DJDarren , in A picture is worth 1000 words

He’s got an angry inch.

Taleya ,

Six inches forward and five inches back

intensely_human , in LOCK EM UP

The extra Harris face 🤣

xavier666 ,

Can someone do the Tom Hanks laughing jumping meme with Harris face?

graham1 , in Nope

NO CREDIT CARD
NO BULLSHIT

asks for credit card and bullshit

nichtburningturtle ,
@nichtburningturtle@feddit.org avatar

They’re correct. The bullshit start’s after you’ve given them your credit card.

Classy , in I always order Popular Problem.

I would have fun at a place like this. Just order a different item each time I go and see what the hell it actually is.

Kedly , in 6/10 sandler supremacy

What do the right and left have to do with each other aside from being in the same meme together?

Donkter ,

I don’t know any of the anime but my best guess is that the anime are in the same genre of as the Adam Sandler movies to their left. The idea is that Adam Sandler movies are full of sex “jokes” but the anime is the only one that gets dismissed for that.

It doesn’t make too much sense. I mean, the meme defeats itself as all the anime covers have little girls on them and I’ve seen enough anime to know what sort of sex “jokes” the animes make compared to the Adam Sandler movies. Maybe the meme is self aware of that idk.

Kedly ,

Thats a better attempt at understanding the meme than I had!

Zier , in I always order Popular Problem.
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

We need an Engrish magazine on this here Fediverse.
Beans, Gentlemen!

brbposting , in I always order Popular Problem.

Some (if not a lot) of the original menu must’ve been misspelled, right?

rishado , (edited )

No, I speak Arabic and it’s not so much misspelling as like, lack of sufficient punctuation. Then that is directly thrown into a translator. I’ll use the word مشكل as an example and try to explain why the menu says ‘Tuna is a problem’. As letters, from right to left, they are l:

m - م (the first letter on the right)

sh - ش

k - ك

L - ل (last letter on the left)

I know those standalone letters look different but that’s how they are when they’re not conjoined to other letters.

Anyway the problem is that that word can be read multiple ways because a lot of the vowels in Arabic come from small modifiers that no one can be bothered to type out because we know how to infer the pronunciations in context. So let’s get into the conflation of the word here. Without any vowels, theoretically the word can be read as mshkl. One way to read the word مشكل can be MuSHaKKal, and with the modifiers it would look like so:

مُشَكْل

It’s not easy to see but the first 3 letters have modifiers that make them be pronounced as ‘Mu’, ‘Sha’, ‘K~’, ‘Al’. Pronouncing the word this way means ‘mixed’ i.e. the dish being served is Mixed Tuna AKA Tuna salad.

Now without the modifiers the word can be read as: مشكِل

Now theres no modifier on the second letter so it kind of just blends into the first, becoming pronounced as ‘Mush’, ‘Kill’, or ‘mash’, ‘kal’. This word literally translates to ‘problem’. And if you just put a noun before problem, it makes sense grammatically to infer that the noun is the problem. Ergo,

“Tuna is a problem”. Also known as Tuna salad.

Weirstone ,

Very informative. Thank you for being here!

rishado ,

Glad to be! Got that “why bother no one’s gonna read this anyway” feeling halfway through the comment but then remembered I wasn’t on reddit anymore

stelelor ,

I’m late to the thread but I just wanted to say THANK YOU for taking the time to write it all up! You’ve helped me understand a few things about abjads, which makes the original post even more hilarious.

rishado ,

Thank you for reading and enjoying! Yeah the great thing is that most of the ridiculous things in that menu have similar explanations, some are complete nonsense though

cordlesslamp , in LOCK EM UP

It’s funny how every Trump’s campaign slogan he used to attack other candidates can now be used on him.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , in I always order Popular Problem.

“Tuna is a problem” is my fave.

niktemadur ,

I prefer the one in the secret menu,
“We Need To Talk About Tuna”.

Vengefu1Tuna ,

Mine too!

TheBat , in LOCK EM UP
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you cop mommy 😍

helpImTrappedOnline , in Nope

I get them wanting someway better than email to make sure I can’t repedetedly sign up for the trail, but don’t fucking auto-subscribe once the trail is over.

ComicalMayhem ,

you misunderstand

the point is to auto subscribe after the trial is over

TechAdmin , in "Look, honey! Grandma got you one of your little comic book toys! What do you say?"

Hot Wheels has Marvel series of cars too and took picture of this “well known” one recently.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d284aa86-4bf2-4884-ade3-fe3fb9596777.jpeg

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Bitchin’ ride

ArbitraryValue ,

His right arm looks very uncomfortable.

HonkTonkWoman ,

It’s not his.

fubarx , in I always order Popular Problem.

Thank you, Hummus.

Klear ,

Not a problem

Lost_My_Mind , in Still Haven’t Found It

Which app is that? It’s clean, simple, no ads. I like it.

carotte ,
@carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

that looks like the default notes app on iOS

Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

Yes it is

dogsoahC ,

How do you tell it has no ads from a single, probably cropped, screenshot?

Pacattack57 ,

😂 android user huh?

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