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Kolanaki , in The Litterbox
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Stinky cat!

mojo , in Redditor when women

Sorry but the upvotes determine the truth here.

Decoy321 , in It true guys I was the hobo

Is this from a real comic? Because I’d definitely like to read more.

Spiralvortexisalie ,

I do not recognize this artwork and the style is a little different but this definitely has Roy Lichtenstein vibes, some more of his stuff here: www.wikiart.org/en/roy-lichtenstein/all-works#

Decoy321 ,

Thank you, I genuinely didn’t expect an actual lead. I appreciate your help!

nave OP , (edited )

The only source I could find is herebut it doesn’t say what the original comic was (maybe a Wonder Woman comic?)

Decoy321 ,

Hot damn, those just got weirder and weirder. Thank you for sharing that, OP, I appreciate the effort.

bmsok OP , in The Litterbox

I hope that image loaded for everyone. I’m still new at submitting stuff. I’m on Sync and any guidance would be greatly appreciated.

A_cook_not_a_chef ,

It loaded for me!

lightnsfw , in A new low

If I got something like this after applying to a fast food place there’s a non-zero chance I kill myself.

Wtf do you mean I don’t have the skills? What skills?

AngryCommieKender ,

KFC in particular uses commercial pressure cookers, or at least they originally did I haven’t worked there since before they were called KFC. Those things are dangerous, and if you didn’t appear to have a decent amount of spatial awareness, I wouldn’t hire you at my store, cause an accident with one of those pressure cookers could end in an explosion.

Kushia ,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

Things might have changed since the 90s, however I worked at multiple KFCs and the intelligence level of the people they hired to run these things was pretty damn low. In fact, at one store most of the cooks were stoned every single shift. Nobody got seriously hurt.

AngryCommieKender ,

I mean… Getting stoned is arguably better than my experience with fine dining where almost everyone was either stoned and drunk, or on meth… Except for dishie. That dude had EVERYTHING available. He was kinda like Dopey from The 7 Dwarves. Always had an arm out and a leg up to try new drugs. I will admit that dishie was always a reliable source for LSD and X, so there is that going for the madlad.

psycho_driver , in Survival instincts

We all know this person.

chaotic_disorganizer , in Let lemmyshitpost decide...

Red

Added bonus: I’ll never cry.

Obonga ,

Sometimes i wonder whether people are just joking or if there are really so many sex starved people out there.

Anomalous_Llama ,

The absolute state of the people in this thread

Slovene ,

There’s a lot of us. Extreme shyness and such. Doesn’t matter how cute and handsome you are, if you’re too chickenshit to go talk to the girl smiling at you from across the bar. It’s also difficult to know if she’s really into you, she could just be Canadian. :D And then you have all the incels whom I really don’t understand. But they have a whole subreddit, if you wanna go take a dip in the cesspool.

theneverfox , in Panik
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

This is why I love the number 7. It’s the first real prime number. All the others are “first”…1?2?3?5? No, those aren’t prime numbers, they’re “first” in a long line of not-prime numbers.

Then you get to 7. Is 27943 divisible by 7? If you take away 3 is it? If you add 4 is?

I have no clue, give me 10 minutes or a calculator is the only answer

That’s what a real prime number is.

postmateDumbass ,

First non fibonacci prime

Karyoplasma ,

Take the last digit of the number, double it and subtract it from the rest. If that new number is divisible by 7, the original one is as well. For your example:

2794 - 6 = 2788

I know 2800 is divisible by seven, so 2788 is not. Thus 27943 is not divisible by 7.

Quick maff shows that neither subtracting 3 or adding 4 will make the original number divisible by 7. Adding 1 or subtracting 6 will tho.

Tangent5280 ,

Our plan to find the witch has worked, boys! Get her!

Karyoplasma ,

For divisibility by 13, take the last number, multiply by 4 and add to the rest.

For divisibility by 17, take the last number, multiply by 5 and subtract from the rest.

For divisibility by 19, take the last number, multiply by 2 and add to the rest.

In fact, you can adapt the method to check for divisibility by any prime number k.

AccountMaker , (edited )

But what about 14, 21 and 28?

14 - 4*2 = 6, not divisible by 7

21 - 1*2 = 19, not divisible by 7

28 - 8*2 = 12, not divisible by 7

Or did I misunderstand the algorithm?

EDIT: I didn’t realize that you remove the last digit when subtracting, got corrected in the replies.

Colalextrast ,

It goes like this

  1. create 2 distinct numbers by isolating the last digit from the other. For example, 154 becomes 15 and 4.
  2. double the number derived from the last digit. So, the four becomes 8.
  3. subtract from the number derived from the preceeding digits. 15 - 8.
  4. the resulting number is 7. Seven is divisible by 7, so we know 154 is divisible by 7.
AccountMaker ,

Oooh, I didn’t realize that you subtract from the original number without the last digit. Thanks

Kwdg ,

Yeah you got it wrong, it’s

1 - 4*2 = -7

2 - 1*2 = 0

2 - 8*2 = -14

cactusupyourbutt ,

okay I understand that this works, but is there a mathematical proof for this?

TauZero ,

There is a mathematical algorithm that proves this works in all cases. However this rule is not actually all that impressive as it appears at first glance! The number of operations (comparisons/subtractions/multiplications) you need to do is equivalent to just long-dividing the number by 7.

Consider: each operation of the rule removes one digit from the end. But you could just as easily apply the rule like “If the first digit is >=7, subtract 7 from it. Else, subtract the biggest multiple of 7 that will fit from the first two digits.” To skip multiplying, you can use the following jump table: if the first digit is 6, subtract 54 from the first 2 digits, if 5 subtract 49, if 4: 35, if 3: 28, if 2: 14, if 1: 07. That will also remove one digit from the front! But now you are just doing long division.

Karyoplasma ,
match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Quick check for divisibility: subtract 7 from it. If the new number is divisible by 7, then the original number is too

SuddenlyBlowGreen ,

Was this comment made by the timecube guy?

saigot ,

27943 - 7*1000 = 20943

20943 -731000 = 20943 - 21000 = -57

-57 is not divisible by 7 therefore 27943 is not divisible by 7.

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

The other posters algorithm was better, but I was exaggerating - ultimately my point is you have to math it out

robocall , in Let lemmyshitpost decide...
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I guess cry profusely after sex because I never get any

Mandarbmax ,

During.

smotherlove ,

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Same

Option may as well have been “lose an eyelash every time you get elected president of Uzbekistan”

TheWanderer ,

Same! Virgins ASSEMBLE 💪

😭

Slovene ,

… at a brothel

FlickeringScreens , in Let lemmyshitpost decide...

What if I already do this?

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling , in It true guys I was the hobo

Dnd campaigns be like

thefloweracidic , in Let lemmyshitpost decide...

Lol crying during sex can be cathartic

empireOfLove , in Let lemmyshitpost decide...

Green

I can handle being the weird dude that takes super loud shits in public bathrooms. That’ll just make people leave me alone.
I can’t handle making my girlfriend feel like shit every time we’re intimate. That would be debilitating to our relationship.

Kusimulkku , (edited )

I’d take *red, easy. I’d just explain that it’s just a thing that happens once and I’d be set.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

also like… many people already live with it lmao

the absolute state of people’s digestive health

Kusimulkku ,

Whoops I meant red. I’d explain the crying thing to my wife once and be done with it.

ratz30 ,

Green will quickly result in having no girlfriend though, unless you come up with some scheme to allow you to never poop in the same building as her.

empireOfLove ,

I don’t mind a bit of construction work. Wouldn’t be hard to tear down the drywall in the bathroom and pack the stud walls with Rockwool soundproofing insulation. And also swap the door out for a double-thickness solid core sound-deadening door with a sealing sweep. That’s like a couple weekend’s worth of work max.

Also she is an absolute saint and would probably be fine dealing with it to stay with me.

Kusimulkku ,

Or you explain it

Z3k3 , in A new low

At least they got a rejection

pdxfed ,

Success kid?

01189998819991197253 ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

More like ghosted kid :/

SSX , in Groundhog Day II
@SSX@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve joked that if they made Spaceballs 2 they need to release it on VHS before it comes out in theaters.

bfg9k ,
@bfg9k@lemmy.world avatar

It’s what we’re watching now

When will then be now? Soon.

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