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anton , in Just got texted a job offer. You guys think it's legit?

[…] would someone like [email protected] really be dishonest?

Iphone users can never be evil, I have learned that from watching films.

littletranspunk , in You can travel just a 100 thousand years at the speed of light and already cross the galaxy. The Andromedan mind cannot comprehend this

Such a cute 10k light year bulgie wulgie UwU

I couldn’t help myself

YaDownWitCPP ,

It did come from the Milky Wang Gang.

slaacaa OP ,

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

KISSmyOSFeddit , in If you want communism, you can start a commune

If you want capitalism, you can start a capital.
If you want sexism, you can start a sex.

Go start a j.

Sheltr , in Pick!

Multi-shot upgrade. Get slingshot. Shoot $100 bill with my slingshot. Fires double the amount of money. 💰 profit? 📈💸

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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That’s a good one!

Cosmos7349 ,

Considering the serial and things would be the same, this is basically just a high-quality counterfeit, ya?

DannyBoy ,

Could switch to coins.

Corkyskog ,

Or just gold shot.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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i’d have to go find some and I’ve got this printer ink right here

Corkyskog ,

Oh wow! That shit is more valuable than unicorn blood.

Buddahriffic ,

Cocaine. Or CPUs.

Bizarroland ,
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You could also put on one man bukkake shows

Sendpicsofsandwiches , in Ghibli Studio Food always looks so satisfying ♥
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I really hate this, and you are a terrible person

Sanctus , in Photo of new Iranian GMD (Gyatt of Mass Destruction)
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Dude’s got some cake, I’ll admit.

CptEnder ,

That’s Iran’s ass

LEONHART , in Sometimes I forget it's the future.

I know this is a grumpy old man take, but I’ll never get over the fact that they decided to call these dastardly things “hoverboards.”

Blasphemy, says eight year-old me, having just watched Back to the Future: Part II and now obsessed with someday obtaining a floating skateboard.

uis ,

Aren’t they called gyroscooter? Because here they are.

Ultragigagigantic OP , in I always want asian food if I go out to eat.
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fushuan ,

That one? Sure. Asian restaurants that give boxes in that form here have no folds.

wesker , in I used to be with it, then they changed what "it" is
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bussin

teegus ,

slay

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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rizzy jizzy

blackluster117 ,
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I don’t see the “delete someone else’s comment” button anywhere.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Only appears on comments that aren’t flawless.

Zozano ,
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I’m old enough to experience slang which isn’t native to my generation. But let me just say, this current generations slang is the shittest in a long time.

Previous gen slang (fam, lit, yeet) was a 6/10

Current gen slang (frfr, no cap, rizz) is 2/10

Next gen has such a low bar to beat, it’ll be hard for them to fuck this up.

suckmyspez , in RIP in pieces

He’s also not a founder of Tesla 🤷‍♂️

frezik ,

For that matter, he’s also not a founder of SpaceX, and even calling him co-founder of PayPal has a lot of clarifications around it. If PayPal had gone ahead the way Musk had wanted, it could easily have sunk the company into another joke of the excess of the dot-com boom of the 90s.

debil ,

A founder of shit, like most of us. Only with gigantic funds.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Among all of Peter Thiel’s sins, propping up Musk’s ego by forcing him out of the company to save it is one of them

rainynight65 ,

As much as I am loath to say anything about Musk, but he did actually found SpaceX - although that’s probably the only company he founded (that still exists).

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

He’s the flounder of Tesla.

suckmyspez ,

Nope. He was an early investor who sued so that he could call himself a founder.

He isn’t an original founder.

thorbot ,

Woooosh

HowManyNimons ,

Have a closer look.

Gigan , in ACAB
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Oh how original. Let me guess, you also hate capitalism

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I also like nachos and beer is that against the law now

NegativeLookBehind , in MFW I'm cutting back on groceries (yet again) so that a line goes up somewhere
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The heavily fucked olive oil has a fantastic viscosity to it, and guarantees slick yet sticky cooking surface.

EdibleFriend ,
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Also it tastes like penis which Robert California approves of.

CosmicTurtle ,

Fwiw, the cheap olive oil is really good for mayo you make yourself. EVOO should be used for things like salads and bread, where the taste makes the difference.

If you want oil in a pan, cheap stuff works just fine…only you have to be careful because olive oil in the states isn’t always olive oil.

variants ,

Gotta get something with a low smoke point

assassin_aragorn , in Want to lose weight? Poverty can help!

Not really. The cheapest food is often loaded with fat and sugar

gedaliyah ,
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Poverty is strongly correlated with obesity.

Kusimulkku ,

It’s easy to get. Healthy and nutritious food can be more costly, and being poor you have very limited amount of funds. It can take more effort to make and being poor, you might have much less time for yourself and have a physically or mentally pretty crushing job so less energy to prepare food. It might not be as satisfying for the brain as unhealthy food, and being poor thing might suck balls so you might not want to give that up and just want something good in your life that makes you a bit happier, even if it is not great for your body.

Last part is true for beer related weight gain too. And lot of it goes for having active and healthy lifestyle.

surely_not_a_bot ,

This.

Also, food deserts are a thing. Poor communities often don’t have access to good food, at all.

It’s expensive to be poor, and in this case the price is in one’s health.

swab148 , in Be safe out there
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Oh my God, that’s disgusting! Where?

JusticeForPorygon , in So sad
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TwistedTurtle ,

That’s a high quality gif

hglman ,

Mayo demands no less

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