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EdibleFriend , in "Also, try our new deep dish special."
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and then he blamed Obama

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Yeah, but then he died at the age of 62. I guess pizza and hate isn’t enough to keep you alive into old age.

SidewaysHighways ,

You sent me down a rabbit hole.

He ded?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Oh wait, maybe not. Who am I thinking of?

YerbaYerba ,

Billy Mays?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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No, some asshole Republican pizza guy.

mibo80 ,

the former Domino’s guy who ran for president?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I was thinking of Herman Cain, who ran Chicago’s Pizza before failing to win the presidency and dying of COVID.

Alto ,
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That smile ad is still one the weirdest campaign ads I've ever seen

BakerBagel ,

You’re thinking of Herman Cain

FlyingSquid OP ,
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That’s the guy!

jballs ,
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He had an award named after him and everything!

jballs ,
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I just want to stop and appreciate for a moment that there was more than one asshole Republican pizza guy.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Honestly, I’m guessing virtually every giant pizza company president/founder is an asshole Republican.

nxdefiant ,

Little Caesars guy maybe?

Cheradenine ,

Me too. I thought ‘good news for a change’, but can’t find anything except him still being butthurt for getting recorded using the n word.

jballs ,
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If you really want to go down a rabbit hole, go look at the top posts in the old HermanCainAward subreddit. It was so dark, but I will shamefully admit that I used to binge that shit like it was crack cocaine.

BakerBagel ,

And then said the n-word in a board meeting anout how he needs to stop saying the n-word.

Then to show how not mad he was about being fired from his pizza chain, he ate 40 pizzas from there in a month.

Son_of_dad , in Screw Uber!

Crank up Kickstart my heart and drive me to the dentist!

funkless_eck , in I learned so much

you laugh until your STEM-only software engineer tries to write marketing copy, he circumnavigated the marketing department and sent the ads at a conference straight to the contact without getting it approved.

I can’t post the text as it’ll dox me but here’s an approximation, about running, but instead imagine it’s a software product

RUNNING

or exercise

^just ^running ^ability ^made ^better

GBU_28 ,

No one needs marketing copy.

funkless_eck ,

yeah but we all, unfortunately, need jobs, and jobs are at companies, and companies make money from sales, sales happen on a market, and you need marketing so people know it exists.

I’d happily abolish the whole stack for a free house, garden, entertainment and groceries for life.

match ,
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God, if only

GBU_28 ,

Just working utilities. Send text files as marketing copy. If everyone did that it’d be fine.

“This is what we make, at this price. Reply to inquire. Goodbye”.txt

funkless_eck ,

that is precisely what SERP and sales prospecting marketing is. Except paid SERP placement and plaintext email displayed in a browser or email client rather than a text editor.

GBU_28 ,

All billboards and everything. One sentence only.

Katana314 ,

Marketing these days goes far beyond putting out awareness of existence (that step I’m aware of and support - it’s great when a YouTube ad shows something interesting I actually need). These days it’s all psychological reinforcement of an invented need.

funkless_eck ,

🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 always has been

captainlezbian ,

Yeah I made the mistake of learning to write well in high school then majoring in engineering and being good at it. Unfortunately that meant I was the designated person in group projects for both doing the thing and writing it up

elephantium ,
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Circumnavigated? Like, sent it around to everyone in marketing, one after another?

That…doesn’t make much sense in the context you provided. Autocorrupt strikes again?

funkless_eck ,

navigated around, to mean avoid, definition 2 here: www.merriam-webster.com/…/circumnavigate

elephantium ,
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That still doesn’t make a lick of sense in this context. It has the feel of someone picking the wrong word entirely.

funkless_eck ,

just agree to disagree I guess? I considered circumvent which is similar, but really there’s little etymological or metaphorical difference except personal preference

but also it might be an EN-UK vs EN-US thing (I grew up in England)

elephantium ,
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EN-UK vs EN-US thing

That might be it. Circumvent in this context would make perfect sense to me, but circumnavigate threw me for a loop.

pantyhosewimp , in Listen, libs...

OMFG, yes!

I remember a gaming associate crying about how his wife has custody of the kids and blamed it on liberalism. Like, dude, I’m pretty sure women being the default and preferred child raising parent is a traditional viewpoint.

Surp ,
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A bullshit one at that. By far.

KillerTofu ,

Yes but, it’s the more conservative practice.

bquintb , in Listen, libs...
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Payin’ alimony to own the libs.

Kolanaki , in Let π = 5
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They’re just rounding up from “3.”

errer ,

And not that pussy rounding up where you go up by only 1, oh no, we’re rounding up 2 baby.

Resol ,
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The value of Euler’s number is now 4.

Jimbo , in The average rider doesn't have enough calcium
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I WANT TO GET OFF MR BONES WILD RIDE

Maultasche ,

The ride never ends!

Evil_Shrubbery , in It's not brain surgery
M137 ,
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ಠ_ಠ

Evil_Shrubbery ,
cm0002 ,

Stupid sexy brains

Agent641 ,

Brainussy

pigup , in He has to be stopped
Wogi ,

Did your prompt include the lack of pants or did the AI just kinda know?

Hideakikarate ,

Where we’re going, we won’t need pants. Hospital gowns are very freeing.

pigup ,
Ibaudia ,
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You were polite to the AI. It will spare you.

pigup ,

Always cognizant of that! At least maybe it’ll spare my family

beefbot ,

It won’t. It MIGHT tell you that it will, but then once it doesn’t spare you, that promise is no longer binding, so it’s free to not spare your family.

pigup ,

U right

rockSlayer , in Longing for the van down by the river

And only $750/month what a steal!

danc4498 ,

If you’re late, they’ll flatten your tent while you sleep.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Sure you have to shit outside but look at that view

ericbomb ,

Must not be anywhere near to the actual free way entrance then if it’s that cheap! Cheap places always have trash commutes.

dhhyfddehhfyy4673 , in My earlier years were terrible. Wasn't hard to improve things when the bar is so low

I used to be poor. I still am, but I used to be, too.

200ok ,

A severed leg is the perfect stocking stuffer.

saltesc ,

I’m upper-poor now.

I did my dues in share houses and hatchbacks from the late-80s.

But if you work really hard, you’ll be like me one day and can pay 100% of the rent with a car from this century in the driveway. The trick is eating less, working more, and not letting anyone tell you the office toilet paper isn’t for employees to take home.

GardenVarietyAnxiety , in Lemmy is growing and they are coming

Don’t hate on 3 word names. We exist and our feelings are valid, damnit! 😭

Roflmasterbigpimp OP ,
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Oh damn, that was not my intention

GardenVarietyAnxiety ,

It’s okay… sniff We’re used to it…

FilterItOut ,

There, there, buddy. You don’t have to listen to all the hate. Just screen the hate from your life. Put a big ole metal grating in front of the flow of pejoratives and catch them before they hit your brain space.

GardenVarietyAnxiety ,

… A hate grate?

Tetsuo ,

Hey, I have some trouble reading this image with my humany eyes.

Can you help me read its content ?

https://jlai.lu/pictrs/image/868ec05d-30ce-41ba-b4d0-410c47030ba0.jpeg

GardenVarietyAnxiety ,

::squints::

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…”

Denvil ,

Gerber lobotomies!

Edit: oh wait I’m just Denvil here, thought I was still DenvilTheAwesome, my Reddit username ._.

zaphod ,

stop spam read books

ExpertisePredicament ,

Phew, I have a 2 word username. I’m safe!

Mr_Fish , in Dark Side Courtesy of Shen Comix

I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Amanduh , in unsure why we are surprised lol

I leave them unblocked, I like seeing the crazies sometimes

spujb OP ,

absolutely a valid position to have

ComradeKhoumrag ,
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I block individuals. I think it can be good to expose myself to the eastern narrative a little since I’m only experiencing a western narrative. As well as eastern shitpost’s since I subscribe to 4chan

daq ,

Most non-bots are from United States and know nothing about eastern narrative other than what russian and Chinese bots are feeding them.

no_name_dev_from_hell , (edited )

I find your innocence thinking the western narrative is not managed by CIA bots and shills, a bit cute. Just look at any discourse regarding Israel and Palestine and see how braindead liberals become bloodthirsty af when they realize many in the world don’t share their worldview.

melpomenesclevage ,

Love the name btw

ComradeKhoumrag ,
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Thank you 🥹

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Thanks I need to get the wiggles out sometimes too

taiyang , in ******** has been compromised. Please ***** and ******** to ensure your continued security

Thought it was clever to make a password that’s entirely made up of asterisks? Think again!

spechter ,

For me it says hunter2

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