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FlyingSquid , in sounds like he's fun at the office
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I’m terrified that this guy is using GTA to practice for the real thing.

gigachad , in Goober

I am tired, boss

Omega_Man ,

You’re the best big boss I could have ever asked for.

Capitao_Duarte ,

I read that in a voice tone I’m not proud of

ignotum ,

Aw man, why’d you have to remind me of that movie, now i’m sad 😢

AnUnusualRelic , in I should be banned from using microwaves
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My microwave is really just a fancy kind of egg timer.

ZILtoid1991 , in Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped

Do not Google “Slovakian Traffic Cone”!

Huschke , in shitpost

You can tell it’s an old meme, because apparently “milleniums” as the plural of millenium was only popular till the 1930s and has since been replace by “millenia”

RecluseRamble , in Frick!

I don’t like jokes that leave you disappointed. I’m hungry now.

RecluseRamble , in shitpost

Being 5-10 years from mean life expectancy does count as pretty old though.

toofpic , in Frick!

Mmm tasty garlic bread
Edit: you failed at shitposting, the post is useful and entertaining

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Shit is useful too, plants love that shit.

Kolanaki , in squeak!
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Are we just rats in a piper’s tune soothed? Scraping for cheese in a maze made to lose? 🤔

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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My presidential campaign doesn’t want me to comment on that. Squeak!

kewwwi , in squeak!

🧀

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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🐁

GluWu ,

🪤

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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💥

OmegaMouse , in squeak!
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👀

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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OmegaSqueak am I right

Rustmilian , in shitpost
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Hits all the hallmarks of a shitpost. 👌

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Yeah I’m kind of an expert at literally nothing

Norgur , in squeak!
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I like my jokes as I like two men walking into a bar: without any logical coherence whatsoever

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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This is a shitpost, not a joke, but I agree. Squeak!

tourist , in shitpost
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Back when lead poisoning wasn’t invented yet and the water supply tasted like I should violently murder a stranger

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Lead posting

bquintb , in AROOOOO!
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THERES NO AGEISM IN HOG CRANKING. AROOOOOOOO

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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AIN’T THAT THE TRUTH, BROTHER!!

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