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unionagainstdhmo , in With the massacre of hundreds of Palestinians waiting for aid, we are forgetting the true victims.
@unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

Sorry but this post is clearly anti-Semitic as it fails to condemn HAMAS’ violent attack on 7th of October 2023. /s

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know if you’re a fan of Some More News, but their most recent episode was on all the terrible arguments to justify the Israeli genocide and the ‘title monkey’ keeps repeatedly asking “but do you condemn Hamas?”

It’s pretty amusing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrGlRax9AiY&pp=ygUOc2…

EmpathicVagrant ,

But do you condemn hamas?

Reminder to always watch the ending clip, there’s always some last joke or line or something after the credits too.

dessimbelackis ,

My favourite news showdy!

ninjan , in Let's throw back to the 80s.

A jean vest with integrated t-shirt arms is the perfect stealth garment, button up the vest and no one will know, unbutton and it’s party time!

JudahBenHur ,

I think its an open shirt with denim vest panels- if you look, the t-shirt extends below the vest. As we are all aware, what we really need to know about is just under the table (does the t-shirt only part have buttons??)

ninjan ,

The lower part does lend credence to those proclaiming this to be one of the deepest of V-cuts…

Briguy ,

Since it’s AI. There’s nothing under the table

mojofrododojo ,

yup. Look at the guy behind him, ffs people, call this shit out. garbage.

Guntrigger ,

The mullet of upper body garments

tiramichu , in Bad noodle.

I love that a showdown to the death with a terrifying alien is described as “hard working” like it’s a bad day at the office.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

For Ripley, it was!? :-P

watson387 ,
@watson387@sopuli.xyz avatar

Kicking ass is hard work!

NorthWestWind ,
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

Average Hongkonger moment

dejected_warp_core ,

Well, the Nostromo was a tug boat for a whole oil refinery, and the eponymous alien chowed down on Ripley’s crew. And shit went sideways because corporate had this brilliant idea that derailed everything that was going right. It really was just a bad day the office.

YungOnions , in Sad but true

I mean even a cursory bit of online research demonstrates that not only are the vast majority of people aware of man made climate change, they also consider it personally important and a government priorty: …yale.edu/…/international-public-opinion-climate-…

ThrowawaySobriquet , in instructions
  1. Congratulations, you are now a lemon-stealing whore
kewwwi OP ,

no step 2 is arson

Evil_Shrubbery ,

It always is, isn’t it? Only noobs don’t know that.

BoiLudens ,

Thank you I was just trying to look up step 2

art ,
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Achievement Unlocked!

bajabound ,
  1. Have a lemon party?
Jerkface ,

That sounds fun, I’ll go Google some ideas

edit- :(

BigDiction ,

We pick hundreds of lemons from our tree each year and leave them out for free on the street. I call all the takers lemon stealing whores and my wife is never amused.

vrojak , in One day 👏

Greetings from kbin!

Theharpyeagle ,

Out of curiosity, do you use the more mastadon-like microblogging features of kbin? Having almost exclusively used lemmy through a third party app (Sync), I’m curious how well the two kinds of content mesh.

vrojak ,

I haven't used the microblogging features, I came from Reddit and mainly wanted to have the same experience. That said, it's as easy as switching between threads and microblog in the sidebar

JCreazy , in We're sorry

My sister sent this to me because she’s on AT&T and I was like holy shit this is even worse than not saying anything at all. All this says is " We fucked up and we’re not going to do anything about it"

MystikIncarnate ,

Yeah. That’s kind of the point.

They want you to know that they know that you suffered “inconvenience” from the issue. That’s literally all. Basically “we’re sorry if you’re unhappy about it.”

thirstyhyena , in The real hero of Terminator 2

The one thing I hate about the T2 movie is that that boy never shows up again, we don’t have an explanation on what happened to him next.

jayrodtheoldbod ,

He’s a survivor. He had a hunch and started walking casually toward the mountains, never to be seen again.

Oneobi ,

Some say he is still walking.

lennybird ,
@lennybird@lemmy.world avatar

Grew up to be Rick Grimes.

JasonDJ ,

He landed in witness protection which placed him in the care of Ug Lee at Camp Anawana. There he befriended a boy known only as “Donkey Lips”.

cro_magnon_gilf , in When you see it

Took me a lap around the picture. “Hmm, let’s see. Curtains, normal hands, picture of Hitler, blond girl looks normal, nothing weird in the shelves…”

paultimate14 , in buying coffee

You don’t see the ultra rich getting fancy coffee from your local barista.

They pay assistants to do that for them.

Swedneck ,
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which is honestly fucking sad, you bet your ass i’d be buying the most expensive shit from the local coffee shop if i had a billion dollars

laurelraven ,

It’s one coffee, Michael, how much can it cost? $100?

hOrni ,

Not only does the assistant buy the coffee. He also drinks it, and does all the work for the billionaire.

lugal ,

As it should be. Imagine earning millions of dollars and still having to work for it

Tristaniopsis , in I don't understand the question.

I’m not a fan of ‘big birds’ anyway so…

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Tristaniopsis ,

That kind is fine, but not in a sexual way thanks.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Tristaniopsis ,

LOL.

Anamana ,
Tristaniopsis ,

Fatties make me feel ill, sorry.

BackOnMyBS ,
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Tristaniopsis ,

Well, look. Send me a bikini shot and I might consider the situation but I’m only being honest.

random_character_a ,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

…and that’s how you guilt someone to jizz on a big puppet.

NotMelon ,

Smash

tiredcapillary , in For those thinking of going back to reddit. Gaze upon this comment section and reconsider.

Give it some time, Lemmy will get there eventually.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,
MataVatnik ,
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Seriously, I get early youtube/liveleak/internet vibes here on lemmy. Enjoy it while it last people, it won’t be here forever.

kratoz29 ,

At least se can close communities/instances ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Rentlar ,

I’m sad to know that you’re probably right… Reddit was a fun place to discuss at one point in time.

The fact that disgruntled Lemmy members can do-over in another server/set of servers… might… help counter this eventuality?

pkill ,

infinite monkey theorem smh?

camelbeard ,

I’m not sure, maybe Lemmy will never really become mainstream

STRIKINGdebate2 , (edited ) in y'all get gamer leg too?
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Mark this NSFW please. You have one hour.

Edit: thank you fir your cooperation

Console_Modder OP ,
@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yep, just did it

ComradePorkRoll ,

You almost got yeeted.

GnomeKat ,
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cases like this are why we need more specific tags like NSFL… i see NSFW and i think oo something horny not something to give me nightmares

Delphia ,

Im fine with comedy boobs, Im fine with artistic boobs. But if I turn off the NSFW filter its hardcore porn sub after hardcore futa AI granny feeder porn.

olutukko ,

And shit ton of hentai

Tangent5280 ,

For some reason if i turn on NSFW the images on the normal posts get replaced with nsfw images.

Tangent5280 ,

lmao stop it before you pavlov yourself into a disgust fetish

Pringles , in Finally, it all starts making sense

He invaded in 2014 already, so he must have a time machine.

Fermion ,

Harambe was going to speak out against putin, so he had an accident.

SeedyOne ,

It started in 2012 with the Mayans, later the Cubs winning, Harambe and so on.

z500 ,
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Harambe’s death was the nexus connecting all timelines

LeroyJenkins ,

Harambe was actually the one that travelled time

PRUSSIA_x86 ,

Harambe was assassinated by a time traveler

CaptainMcMonkey , in As requested

OK the memes were funny at first, but is it starting to feel a little astroturfy in here? Like, is her telling everyone they need to vote actually that scary for establishment politics?

The private plane thing is definitely hypocritical, but we’re singling her out from every single celebrity that also does that. Maybe I don’t follow her story close enough to know why, but it seems like the only thing that makes her different from the other celebrities is that she made conservatives mad about voting, and young people like her?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

We’re just having a laugh, mate, calm down.

Pretty sure this will peter out soon anyways, I mean, how many more airplane jokes can you make before it gets old?

metaStatic ,

I haven’t felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film

TonyOstrich ,

I could be wrong, but the reason I’m annoyed with her specifically isn’t because of the use of private planes (I am annoyed by it, but that isn’t specific to her). I’m annoyed with her legally harassing the person that made a bot that used publicly available data to track her plane(s).

That’s why I am specifically amused by these posts, not sure if it’s the same for everyone.

CaptainMcMonkey ,

That tracks. Celebrity stuff usually annoys me, so I avoid news about it. There’s just been too many Swift Plane jokes to ignore lately.

XTornado , (edited )

I mean… tbh I wouldn’t like somebody to track all my movements with my car and make them public to all to see.

I mean technically they are already tracked in my case at minimum by Google explicitly by me in my case as I share my location and I have tracking enabled, but they don’t share directly with all people to see, so Tom that doesn’t like me can go and cut my tires. There might be a security flaw some day…and Tom might get access but in my case I will risk it.

noxy ,
@noxy@yiffit.net avatar

But you’re also not obscenely wealthy because of being a public figure, kinda different rules, no?

TonyOstrich ,

Yes, but in your example your location is not posted to publicly available records. If she doesn’t like that an air planes flight records are publicly available for anyone to look up, she should contact her representative, or otherwise campaign to have the law changed, not harass someone who is basically just copying and pasting information from one public database no one is on to a public space everyone is on.

Beyond that I would also add my opinion that for the average person hiring extra security or taking extra precautions is an undo burden. For someone who is worth more than I will make in 250 lifetimes I don’t think it’s unreasonable to say that is one of the costs of the path that she has chosen to travel.

XTornado , (edited )

Well yeah but that is available and public doesn’t mean that I would like a guy to shout it all around. I mean… you can also just follow me on the street and you will see where I am going, it’s public, that doesn’t mean that I will be happy to know you take notes and share it to everybody letting them know where I go every second of my life.

Sure they are public figures and it is what it is, and of course I am against the harassing I wasn’t saying that is ok and sure they will live they can deal with it but that doesn’t mean that it doesn’t annoy them or bother them and that due to that can cause them to react badly to it and overreact, they are human after all like the rest of us.

And honestly I wasn’t even talking about security, yeah my example in my case was that but honestly is not just that.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

All aircraft have APRS transponders on them and the info is public, the plane is tracked, she isn’t.

XTornado ,

Yeah I know that. In any case I said my car as example because I don’t go by plane… but yeah it’s not exactly the same as my car doesn’t have a radio that allows anybody track it.

feedum_sneedson ,

“She” is a business, I doubt it was specifically her that did anything.

Son_of_dad ,

She shouldn’t have sued the guy, that’s what caused these memes. Her own stupid reactions, not anything Republicans are saying

MystikIncarnate ,

Oooh. That makes it make a lot more sense to me.

I don’t follow celebrities, because I generally don’t give any shits about what they do. So I’m pretty far in the dark on this one, you just turned on the light. Thanks.

It’s basically the musk plane fiasco but with lawsuits and Taylor Swift. It makes sense.

In Musk’s case, he bought Twitter to shut down the account (at least partly, let’s be honest), and in Taylor’s case, she’s going for a legal solution and bluntly, even if it’s heard in court, she is very unlikely to win, just make life difficult for the guy for a while. Whatever. Stupid stuff really.

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