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originalfrozenbanana , in I just got out of the shower. what is with the product placement ?

I love that he is appearing in front of A white house. Not THE White House but his base won’t care. The vibes are right, ya know?

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like he finally found the right Four Seasons. Good for him.

Maslo ,

Yea, but he showed up at the employee entrance and won’t leave. They were in the middle of unloading the food truck too, no one got the complementary breakfast today

simplejack ,
@simplejack@lemmy.world avatar

The Four Seasons ain’t serving Folgers. That place isn’t a prison.

shiftymccool ,

I think prisons could be replaced by being sentenced to Folgers for periods of time

frezik ,

According to Scalia, a punishment must be cruel and unusual to be unconstitutional. Foldgers may be cruel, but it’s not unusual. Go for it.

superkret , (edited )

He looks like Great Value Candidate.

Or “Mom, can we have the White House?”

tektite ,

No. We have a perfectly good White House at home!

AA5B ,

Yep, and your home is your castle: you have the right to mag dump your gold plated desert eagle pistoleros at anyone who you’re afraid is looking at it.

Crap, now I want White Castle sliders.

Grimy , in With?

“caught having sex with”

Typical media white washing everything. The van cannot consent, this is rape.

nman90 , in I just got out of the shower. what is with the product placement ?

Him being sponsored by Folger’s has the same energy as this parody of a real Folger’s advertisment.

AA5B ,

Damn, I was nodding along, accepting this as real, for way too long

Blue_Morpho , in I just got out of the shower. what is with the product placement ?

Well I’m not buying any of those products ever again. They’re un-American.

Blinchik , in Shart, not fart
@Blinchik@lemmy.world avatar

a sad story using only 3 Words

Apollonius_Cone , in Cruisin' for Burgers

This van needs to be parked near a river,.

Ghostalmedia ,
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For the freshly caught burgers

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imaginepayingforred , in I just got out of the shower. what is with the product placement ?

Folgers is great

metaStatic ,

do you know where the door is or do you need an escort?

imaginepayingforred ,

For what?

TrickDacy ,
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Leaving in shame, I imagine

imaginepayingforred ,

Nah, I ain’t going nowhere

TrickDacy , (edited )
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Maybe to the gas station for some burnt coffee lol

Edit: people are seriously mad about this? I thought it was a pretty good burn

If

Folgers is great

Doesn’t get you roasted I don’t know what would

imaginepayingforred ,

Pathetic.

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

You wouldn’t understand the simple pleasures in life. Like coffee with a pleasant flavor… Or jokes.

Ghostalmedia , (edited )
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You just like sugar packets and or cream. No sane person actually likes the taste of that shit.

Edit: apparently a solid amount of Lemmy users fuck with Folgers.

imaginepayingforred ,

I’d prefer to remain ‘insane’ in the eyes of terminally online degenerates that never leave the house.

TrickDacy ,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

So only terminally online degenerates have working tongues? Lol wtf

drosophila ,

lol, because that’s definitely the shut-in stereotype.

“Honey I’m really worried about our son, not only has he not left the house for weeks, this morning I found a bag of coffee beans in his room that was produced by a worker owned coop in Honduras!”

BigPotato ,

I’m not going to pretend Folger’s is some fine luxury brand. I’m not going to pretend it’s even good coffee. It’s fine. Not great but fine.

Is it shit? No, get your ratios right and it’s fine. It’s cheaper and better than a Starbucks cup. If you’re going for black coffee, you can do worse.

Rai ,

I’ve had forgers once and it was the most dirt tasting bullshit.

I’m with you.

Furbag ,

I actually just like the smell of it brewing. Heavenly.

Tastes like shit, though.

AscendantSquid ,

Why is this guy being downvoted? Is there an implication of Folgers endorsing Trump? Is it implied that his liking Folgers is because of their Trump endorsement?

I’m genuinely asking, I’m hella out of the loop

TrickDacy ,
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Because Folgers is horrendously disgusting, for one. Also I think it’s being endorsed by trump here…

bestagon ,

I think they’re just upset because they have different opinions on coffee

HootinNHollerin ,
AscendantSquid ,

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised but shit, man.

Blackout , in 1989 Dodge B250 Shaggin' Wagon
@Blackout@fedia.io avatar

This one has the backseat that automatically folds down to become a bed.

blandfordforever ,

It doesn’t fold back up though, and you’ll never need it to.

Ydna , in Behold, the '98 Ford Aerostar

My first vehicle 🥺 mine was green and had a 2 foot extension, room for activities!

partial_accumen , in I just got out of the shower. what is with the product placement ?

Well crap, are there other companies I need to add to my list along with “Goya” for "never going to buy their products again?

Sterile_Technique ,
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recklessengagement ,
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As much as I’d love to be picky I’m barely hanging on here, I’m buyin whatever is on sale

originalfrozenbanana ,

Hell yeah hang in there, I hope good times come your way soon. You deserve it!

b161 ,

Please consider: shoplifting

swab148 ,
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TheFriar ,

Stealing food from corps is never wrong

Thebeardedsinglemalt ,

I try to stick to what’s on sale, and go store brand when possible… except for cheese

kindenough ,

Yeah I switched to Badia

BrokenGlepnir , (edited )

I’m still on the buycott for Kelloggs after they dropped breittbart so all I buy is special k. Unless they’ve changed something since then.

Edit. Looking it up, looks like they were doing alrightish but then they busted a union. On the other hand Post is working with trump, and general mills has been working with Israeli settlements. I guess you can go with some small brands. I’ll still buy Kelloggs until I hear they change paths on breitbart since it’s what I’d been doing.

Davel23 ,

So you're boycotting Kellogg's by buying... Kellogg's cereal?

BrokenGlepnir ,

Buy cott. I’m buying Kelloggs on purpose

GelatinGeorge ,

What? Ah, nevermind, I got you. Fairy fucks

JudahBenHur ,

I had to read your message a few times before 1 clocked the U

protist ,

Cereal is awful. Probably just avoid it altogether.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

What do you mean? How else can you stop masturbation?

MeatsOfRage ,

I’ll never buy Maxwell House and Folgers again! I mean I never bought them previously…

Gerudo , (edited )

Hate to show you this…but there’s a shit ton of shitty companies

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/e792f376-7333-4ff1-9395-08b97b73aa50.jpeg

Edit- For some reason, I couldn’t upload the higher res version, so here’s a link. oxfamamerica.org/…/these-10-companies-make-a-lot-…

Mr_Blott ,

To be honest, it’s not so much shitty companies, but shitty purchasing decisions

I wouldn’t buy any products from any brands listed there because I know they’re cheap, over-processed junk. Literally everything there.

If you’re buying that stuff because it’s cheaper, you need to learn about nutrition. You can get far more calories/nutrients/minerals/protein from slightly more expensive products, costing you less overall

Lowpast , (edited )

…? Did you even look at the picture? That’s 60-70%+ of the brands in any major retailer. It a bit of an oversight to suggest that poor decision making is leading to buying from these shit companies. You have to actually go out of your way to NOT buy one of these brands.

Mr_Blott ,

60-70%+ of the brands in any major retailer

(In one country)

JudahBenHur ,

I don’t buy anything from LITERALLY any of those brands, and YOU need to learn about nutrition!!

you sound pretty good at sharing the wisdom you’ve accrued and not coming off like an arrogant, self righteous blow job

the_crotch ,

No problem, I’ll just fly to another country to do my grocery shopping

Gerudo ,

Did you look at the picture? Almost half the info graphic is international brands.

TheFriar ,

Well, technically there are a shit ton of shitty subsidiaries. There are only like six companies, period. Which is a problem in and of itself. And it turns out all six are shitty.

⭐️⭐️🌈✌️😘

abbadon420 ,

You can add Pringles to the Mars tree

x4740N ,

Going to need a higher resolution image, I can barely tell some of the brands on here

HootinNHollerin ,

Download the app GUU (Goods Unite Us ) it shows companies political contributions to which party. Or just look at the lemmy community !goodsuniteus

someguy3 , in I hate it so much I wanna get rid of it all by drinking it

Is that what happened to the blue wizards?

GBU_28 , in 1989 Dodge B250 Shaggin' Wagon

Lots of space to fuck in that bad boy

lugal , in Two slightly off centre parallel universes

That totally changes ones perspective

clearedtoland , in Two slightly off centre parallel universes

This introduces the possibility that we’re experiencing 2 universes and creating a third within ourselves.

rockerface ,

Most of concepts that we assume are intrinsic to reality (like color and sound pitch, or even the feeling of hot and cold) are just our brain interpreting small fragments of physical reality, and then filling in the blanks. Your world is your own creation.

BackOnMyBS ,
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you don’t see that there’s a thing across the place. you sense that the light that came from it hit your eye. you sense literally only things you interact with directly.

surewhynotlem ,

Magenta doesn’t exist.

rockerface ,

You don’t even sense the things you touch directly. You sense atoms in your body being pushed by the atoms in the thing because the electrons get close to each other

clearedtoland ,

This is both a terrifying and astonishing thought.

sheogorath ,

Fuck, I just finished Dark Matter and don’t get me started on branching realities.

clearedtoland ,

Oh! I’ll have to watch that. Hadn’t realized Apple toys with this theme quite a bit. Constellation had so much promise but it flamed out for me. Severance might be tangentially related with the theme, compartmentalized lives, being equally fascinating.

Mr. Robot and Counterpart did things to my brain questioning reality.

sheogorath ,

Yeah, it’s a pretty good series. It was based on a novel AND they managed to get the novel writer to be the Showrunner. It’s a double edged sword too, based on the discussions that I’ve read, all of the criticisms for the novel also applies to the series as it’s a very faithful adaptation.

Coldcell , in What?

Always has been.

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