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MsPenguinette , in Saw this fucking ad so I had to fix it (original add in post box)

I’m so callaced to click bait ads that taking a moment to actually read one has me just confused

Moghul ,

… Do you mean calloused?

d00ery ,

… I think they mean calcified, it’s how I feel at least.

Honytawk ,

Nah, then they will turn to calcium. They obviously mean codified

nifty , in Derps of Tiktok
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It seems she’s devoid of personality, which explains her bile against people who have any. She’s just a useful idiot for the culture war assholes

TrueStoryBob ,

I remember watching her first interview with Tucker Carlson and thinking “oh thank god she’s a black hole for charisma.” She’s just a void of intellect and nuance collapsing in on itself… of course Ron DeSantis likes her.

Etterra ,

She’s the girl nobody ever liked in all of school. But instead of getting hobbies, being nice to people, and getting some therapy, she’s decided instead to make her issues into everyone else’s problem.

Dagamant , in Eclipse advice for those in their 40s and 50s.

The duration is different depending on where you view it. I will be in an area where totality will last 4 minutes and 20 seconds so I have a different plan of action.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I think many of us have that plan of action regardless of the duration.

noroute , in Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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    Every step you take in America, one more step has been taken in America.

    felixwhynot ,
    @felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

    How dare you bring a metric prefix into this!

    Viking_Hippie ,

    More of a Roman prefix tbf…

    felixwhynot ,
    @felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

    Rome??? This is AMERICUH! /j

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    bases their government on the Roman Republic

    Starts having the same problems Rome had

    Shocked liberals

    Leviathan ,

    Why are Americans afraid of real units of measurement?

    SpaceCowboy ,
    @SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

    Wouldn’t you rather they spend more time doing fractions instead of invading more countries?

    Leviathan ,

    I feel like there’s enough room for both the metric system and not invading countries in this big ol’ world.

    SpaceCowboy ,
    @SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

    Them’s fighting words!

    You’ll regret this as soon as I figure out how many pounds of fuel I gotta put into this missile so it’ll cover the number of miles needed to get to you… accounting for the knots of wind speed… at the altitude in feet the missile will be flying at…

    Well you know what, let’s just agree to disagree.

    aeronmelon ,

    For every gallon freedom’d in the US, four quarts have been assault rifle’d.

    ThrowawayPermanente ,

    But a gallon is only 3 3/4 liters. Where does the extra cup go? Did the government take it?

    someguy3 ,

    Americans are getting hosed. An imperial gallon is 4.54 liters.

    Imgonnatrythis , in Putting the pop in popcorn chicken

    There is nothing less American than thinking before you speak. Don’t tell me the fuck what to do!

    CCF_100 ,

    Oh, okay, sure.

    Popeyes employee: 😊🤜

    mrfriki , in When a cave has better wifi than I do

    He’s about to reach the secret core control room.

    TootSweet , in Nerding out in group is fun tho

    Guy enthusiastically explaining something to bored girlfriend in stands of a sports arena meme.

    And then in 1998 Congress passed the so-called “Sonny Bono” Copyright Term Extension Act extending the term of copyright to 95 years for work-for-hire works and life plus 70 years for other works and you wouldn’t believe what Sonny Bono’s widow Congresswoman Mary Bono said about how long copyright terms should last.

    residentmarchant ,

    …I wanna know

    TootSweet ,

    You asked for it. ;)

    "Actually, Sonny wanted the term of copyright protection to last forever. I am informed by staff that such a change would violate the Constitution. … As you know, there is also [then-MPAA president] Jack Valenti’s proposal for term to last forever less one day. Perhaps the Committee may look at that next Congress."

    • Mary Bono

    The line in the Constitution that justifies the existence of copyright law in the U.S. specifically requires that copyright last “for limited times.” The “proposal for term to last forever less one day” Mary Bono referenced basically meant that Congress should extend copyright every time anything ever gets too close to entering the public domain.

    SubArcticTundra ,
    @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

    Well it clearly worked for the guy in the picture

    Furbag , in She did her best ok?

    I never appreciated this as a kid even though there was plenty of pizza to go around for everyone back then. If any teachers are in this thread reading this comment, thank you. Thank you. It does make a difference, even if it’s a small gesture.

    Th3D3k0y ,

    My wife and I go out of our way to try to reinforce the fact that we, as parents, very very very much appreciate their teachers. We give them Christmas cards, end of year cards, we donate gifts to them, and any time they send home a letter saying they are running low on supplies we donate something with a thank you card. Hopefully this eventually becomes apparent to the kids that they should appreciate the teachers just as much.

    KISSmyOS , in Social media

    https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/privacy_opinions.png
    Alt text: I’m the philosopher until someone hands me a burrito.

    Cruxifux ,

    I’m the sage and the nihilist at the same time

    Makeshift , in Peak technology

    Seen this so many times and glad to keep seeing it.

    More people being informed on these scummy practices to look out for and avoid is a good thing.

    DeprecatedCompatV2 ,

    I’m not glad that I keep seeing it. They were using managed printing i.e. pay-per-page. HP may make garbage and overcharge for ink, but I’m sick of people tapping the up arrow on low effort posts like this.

    Bleach7297 ,
    @Bleach7297@lemmy.ca avatar

    I will happily upvote anything that rags on HP printers, I don’t care how low effort it is. In fact, I would hate to think someone spent actual effort on anything HP related.

    HP printers have been kicking puppies and insulting your mother for well over 20 years. Wait, they haven’t? Well, after a certain point a company has burned so much good will by making marginal printers, less-than marginal drivers and artificially differentiating inks and toners to such a degree it’s hard to see it as anything other than profiteering… pant pant …that nobody cares if it’s unfair or inaccurate.

    Don’t buy HP. Think of the puppies. Think of your mother, for God’s sake!

    Wiz ,

    HP turned my mother into a newt!

    DeprecatedCompatV2 ,

    I just don’t see the point in spreading misinformation. I have had almost entirely bad experiences with HP, but that doesn’t mean I go around spreading lies.

    Bleach7297 ,
    @Bleach7297@lemmy.ca avatar

    The point in shitting on HP is to shit on HP. Not sure what other point you’re looking for. Are you concerned that people are going to start feeling sympathetic?

    DeprecatedCompatV2 ,

    No, i just don’t want to see misinformation period. The reason the printer wasn’t working is because they were on a managed printing plan, not because HP was trying to pull one over on them.

    morrowind , in Anime pfps rise up
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    Anime mfs took it from the nerds. This is weebwashing

    NateNate60 ,

    The Internet equivalent to “white people are the original Americans”

    xavier666 ,

    “The age of nerds is over, the time of the weebs has come!”

    femboy_bird ,

    It was said at the end times the nerds would become one with the weebs

    SkybreakerEngineer ,

    You say that like there’s a difference

    MystikIncarnate , in Fucking finally!

    Jokes on you. My power is so unstable that I’m just waiting for the next power out to reset all the clocks to the correct time.

    OpenStars ,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    Here’s to hoping that it happens right at midnight for ya! :-D

    MystikIncarnate ,

    Thanks. I appreciate it.

    OpenStars ,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    You are so very welcome my fellow Lemmy…ite? I dunno what we are called, and at this point I am afraid to ask!:-P

    Oh, Lemmyian sounds cool!

    MystikIncarnate ,

    I thought it was lemming… IDK.

    OpenStars ,
    @OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

    Oh. Probably. That does sound boring though. :-| :-P

    Sotuanduso , in Real-time feedback

    In my experience, ChatGPT is a bit of a yes-man.

    Technus ,

    That’s basically all it is. Explains why management types are so obsessed with it.

    Sotuanduso ,

    Nah, it’s also good for low stakes research and as a substitute for low-quality or difficult-to-browse code documentation.

    EdibleFriend ,
    @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s told me I’m wrong in some truly hilarious ways actually. It can be stupid in both directions.

    Potatos_are_not_friends ,

    I tried to mess with Gemini by explaining that 100% of people love the Princess Bride, and it got sassy with me saying that’s literally impossible. I said it wasn’t impossible, but inconceivable.

    It didn’t think I was funny.

    Sotuanduso ,

    ChatGPT catches the joke and applauds the user for making it.

    goldenbough , in cactus

    Englisch

    Samsy OP ,

    Germans maybe?

    goldenbough ,

    Protection? Protection from what? Ze Germans?

    ReplicantBatty ,

    D’ye like dags?

    goldenbough ,

    I like caravans more.

    moody ,

    What’s to stop you blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?

    name_NULL111653 ,

    𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

    Johanno ,

    Guten Abend meine Kerle

    unionagainstdhmo , in With the massacre of hundreds of Palestinians waiting for aid, we are forgetting the true victims.
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    Sorry but this post is clearly anti-Semitic as it fails to condemn HAMAS’ violent attack on 7th of October 2023. /s

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t know if you’re a fan of Some More News, but their most recent episode was on all the terrible arguments to justify the Israeli genocide and the ‘title monkey’ keeps repeatedly asking “but do you condemn Hamas?”

    It’s pretty amusing.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrGlRax9AiY&pp=ygUOc2…

    EmpathicVagrant ,

    But do you condemn hamas?

    Reminder to always watch the ending clip, there’s always some last joke or line or something after the credits too.

    dessimbelackis ,

    My favourite news showdy!

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