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JohnDClay , in pillow :33

!spicypillows

pelletbucket , in pillow :33

the phone that I run my business out of started doing this. I could turn it on for 60 seconds at a time to offload my data and it would start ballooning and I would have to turn it back off once it reached a certain size. I left it outside to do the factory reset

drove it over to my local transfer station to make sure i didn’t light my garbage men on fire.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in pillow :33

If you poke a little hole in it you can suck up the vapors with a straw and get high as giraffe pussy.

pelletbucket ,

surely there are parts of the giraffe that are higher than that.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Maybe, but do they matter?

Ragdoll_X ,
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Oh SatansMaggotyCumFart, your comments never disappoint.

yu_cosmic ,

You can get high, but only once

wreckedcarzz ,
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Worth

Sam_Bass ,

High and wide

henfredemars , in pillow :33

Spicy

postmateDumbass , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

Do not buy saddles from this person.

roguetrick , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

Not suitable for when you’ve got those real ass clenching moments where you internal spinchter has given up and the external one is the only one holding the line while everything else says “push”.

You lift one leg over to mount this beast and suddenly you’ve got to get the Windex to clean the floor mirror.

altima_neo ,
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That’s when you gotta sidesaddle

MissJinx , in 🤨🤨🤨
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This reminds me.the first time I went to NY. I was young and didn’t understand why americans were “more captalist” than us since we also had industries and stores… then I went into the M&Ms store and all made sense

Zozano , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse
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Time to trade in my SquattyPotty for a TrottyPotty.

But seriously, get yourself a toilet stool, it’s a life changing purchase.

boatsnhos931 ,

I wasn’t as impressed as I thought I would be with it

Zozano ,
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How long have you been using it, and have you occasionally used toilets without a step since starting?

I’ve been using mine for about four years now, and I think it’s insane that most people don’t even know about the benefits of squatting posture.

Ilovemyirishtemper ,

Can confirm. I didn’t notice how much it helped until pooping while traveling without it. Now I take my folding stool with me.

qwertilliopasd ,
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folding stool

I thought that only happened to cats

roguetrick ,

If you’ve got lots of fiber in your diet, it won’t really matter to ya. Kapow! Out it comes.

altima_neo ,
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One large lump sum

snake ,

Exactly, I thought this was only missing stirrups!

Holyginz , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

Everything about this post just reads as a drug induced right wing fever dream

jenny_ball , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse
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this one was literal

AlexDrago , in Space Alert

Maybe it’s in Uranus

PenisWenisGenius , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

Has anyone got Problematic Beer Dog 5 War Edition to run on Linux yet?

ThrowawayPermanente ,

We used to have Steam and Proton before the alphabet people cancelled them for being too capitalist

brown567 , in Space Alert

Well of course you’re not finding it! 4 is Mars, you want 5

MHanak , in Frick!

Don’t mind the time travel

criss_cross , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

I want whatever OP is smoking

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