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xpinchx , in Reject reality

All the tacos you could have picked, strumming softly to sheet music 🎶

son_named_bort , in Never give up

No they don’t

VaalaVasaVarde ,

Well actually they do.

According to this trusted source.

PenisWenisGenius ,

Nuh-uh

son_named_bort ,

Your facts are meaningless to me, a guy with an opinion.

VaalaVasaVarde ,

Now I get angry and make hurtful accusations about you.

Excrubulent ,
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I’m not reading that.

TokenBoomer ,

👋 Me. I clicked it.

ZILtoid1991 ,

I’m in 10 levels of clicking it, when will I finally be able to read the details of it?

VaalaVasaVarde ,

It’s trusted sources all the way down.

pancakes ,
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That sounds like the words of someone who quits right before they change the other person’s mind

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

Hey, i think that lady by the license plate stand was talking to you…

FiniteLooper , in the new shit

Get me some space ketchup!

samus12345 , in Reject reality
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When you’re in Morrowind, oh, baby, that’s sick

TurboHarbinger , in They only show up after midnight though

Isn’t it a bad idea to lift with those shoes?

zalgotext ,

If you’ve never deadlifted before, yeah, it’s not an ideal choice. If you’re intentionally doing deficit deadlifts though, or your body is just shaped such that the extra height makes the movement more comfortable, then it’s not the worst choice. Those hard soles probably provide a better, more solid base than the running shoes I see a lot of people lifting in. Ankle mobility probably leaves a little to be desired though.

NoIWontPickAName , in Reject reality

I wish i could turn back time, to the good dope days, something something, but now we’re stressed out

Zip2 , in Reject reality

Excuse me while I kiss this guy. 🎶

LiveLM ,

Wow I have fully embodied the meme after reading this

Absolute_Axoltl ,

Now that just reminds me of a blast from the past.

Holy shit it still exists! I remember looking on this website around 2001/2. Fuck that really makes me feel old.

jballs , in Reject reality
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My daughter is a Swifty, so I hear a lot of her music. I still can’t hear anything other than “Starbucks lovers”.

kboy101222 ,

Wait, wtf does that song actually say? I thought it was Starbucks Lovers

jballs ,
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It’s actually "got a long list of ex-lovers”.

Also in googling this I also discovered she does not scream “HE LOOKS SO PRETTY LIKE A DEVIL” either.

Dhrystone , in Reject reality
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🎶 We’re up on Mexican Lucky

BaroqueInMind ,

“We’re up a Mexican monkey” sounds better.

usualsuspect191 , in Reject reality

Murphy’s fighting; how come you’re in the stands?

DoucheBagMcSwag , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist

Why we gotta insult Osaka like that

Hello_there , in Reject reality

Starbucks lovers

papalonian ,

I was gonna ask if anyone else gotta love those Starbucks lovers.

nickwitha_k , in Reject reality

I’m here / to remind you / of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.

(I used to think the line was about her ex refusing to return to her a teddy bear that he apparently gave her as a gift. Which rather fits with the song’s theme and just seems dickish and spiteful on the ex’s part.)

DarkCloud , in Alignment Chart Shitpost

There’s only one evil in this picture.

Aggravationstation , in sure you can have latkes :)

Do movie theatres actually open on Christmas Day in the US? If so that’s crazy to me.

rand_alpha19 ,

They're open on Boxing Day, as stated in the post. It's only usually businesses run by people that don't celebrate Christmas that are open (like Chinese restaurants, and that one gas station run by a Pakistani family in my old rural town that saved my hide in 2012 by being open after I forgot to get gas on Christmas Eve).

Soulfulginger ,

Most movie theaters are open Christmas Day in the US as well, not just boxing day. I’ve been to quite a few movies on the 25th. Tons of major films are released Christmas Day because it’s such a high grossing day in the industry

rand_alpha19 ,

Hm, I guess I have seen that, but never considered that it could be a high-grossing day. My wife's family would burn us in effigy if we tried to suggest leaving the house during the day so I've never really thought of it much.

If we don't come to Christmas it's as though we've killed the very concept of happiness. We'd never hear the end of it if they found out we went to a movie instead.

flicker ,

I worked in a movie theater as a kid, and Christmas Day was the highest grossing day of the year. Families came in all wearing coordinated Christmas outfits, saying all sad, “Aw I hope you get to spend time with your family today.”

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