Why doesn't my flirting work? Any tips appreciated

tourist , 3 months ago

Turn your phone off before taking ambien

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , 3 months ago

Start taking ambien, noted!

Lath , 3 months ago

You should flirt with her mom instead. The jealousy will throw her into your embrace. I saw it in a.. documentary.

OhStopYellingAtMe , 3 months ago

Are you really the police?

TwoBeeSan , 3 months ago

Helo baby jirl. Plz send bobs and vagene

awwwyissss , 3 months ago

Too much focus on boobies, you need to also mention vagina

Kusimulkku , 3 months ago

u vegan

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , 3 months ago

More vagene, noted

Asafum , 3 months ago

But you gotta say it like “I bet 💵 U got da biggest vagene eva! Fit more bros than a 🏟️!”

Girls love being told they have a gigantic vagina that multiple guys use at once!

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , 3 months ago

Bigger vagene, noted!

XEAL , 3 months ago

Dr Coomer?

RIP_Cheems , 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

“GORDON, LOOKOUT. HOTTED BOONS UP AHEAD. TITS, BIG ONES.”

JustMy2c , 3 months ago

Isn’t that the other person replying to you?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , 3 months ago

Don’t think about it, it’s not fake

JustMy2c , 3 months ago

I wasn’t suggesting it was fake at all!

It’s written black on white like the Bible, how can it be fake?

sverit , 3 months ago

Ausam bobs! Show bobs and vegana!

pigup , 3 months ago

free uggs and ipad

AnarchoSnowPlow , 3 months ago

This doesn’t read as flirting to me.

You’re being too subtle, try to be more obvious about your interest.

Honytawk , 3 months ago

I see the problem.

You didn’t mention her huge mammaries enough.

moody , 3 months ago

Girthy bazongas

Kusimulkku , 3 months ago

real blubber udders

Macaroni_ninja , 3 months ago

More police cars and maybe some titty emoticons if you could find something big and round.

CameronDev , 3 months ago

“Sorry, that was meant for my mum”

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

I’ll try it and report back

edit: doesn’t seem to work