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Wander , in W-whos a good boy?
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I don know why there’s so many furry memes on Lemmy Shitpost, but I’m loving it. Also because it allows me to cross post to the furry memes community :P

Puppy ,
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Because the internet is run by furries 😁

Quaiche , in W-whos a good boy?

Huhuh now this is a legitimate problem.

PrinceFidget , in WEB 4.69

“Hello, File Seller, I am going into uploading and need your strongest files”. “My files are too powerful for you, traveller”.

Im_old , in I've had enough of all the Reddit-trashing posts, I'm going back to Reddit for some proper intellectual stimulation

Only if she was ovulating. Otherwise not worth it (I’m kidding of course, I buy my dirty panties in bulk)

Trapadana , in Truth.

(EU) SUVs. Are you insecure and too stupid to drive? GET A CAR 20% larger in every dimension so you can piss off the whole world with your incompetence.

ccunix ,

Or do you have a genuine reason that makes them advantageous?

I have an SUV because:

  • my mother in law has mobility issues and struggles to get in/out of a saloon.
  • my wife has neck issues and the higher driving position is better for her
  • I like it (ok, that could make me an arsehole)

Truth is that mine (BMW X1) is at most 5cm bigger in any dimension, if at all, than the car on which it is based (Mini Cooper). The extra size is an optical illusion.

Feweroptions ,

Also - the mass and form of an SUV makes them a good option in terms of safety. Smaller vehicles get crunched like pop cans, and trucks get sandwiched by their own bed if you hit a solid object.

RBWells ,

Making yourself safer by making everyone else less safe still seems like an asshole move to me?

Bumper height should have been regulated on city roads, then we wouldn’t have gotten this escalation. Work truck, sure. If you need one, you need one. But people who drive a massive gas guzzler to park it at the office and go up the elevator to work?

Trapadana ,

Actually no. SUVs are great at murdering the drivers of other cars, they do not in fact protect you any better. Its just a big blow up dick for assholes.

Trapadana ,

Well then just block all roads and murder people while you are at it. A ok.

ccunix ,

Did you read my post?

Trapadana ,

Would it be correct to sum up your post as: my family is so handicapped they can only drives SUVs, i am an asshole and need to talk about my COMPACT SUV because people in my life do not talk about it enough?

ParanoidPizzas , in They don't get it

When I was 15, my dad purchased me a plaster saw (still have it) and handed me his drill.

Then told me to make it look neat, but “don’t fuck up because your mother will kill us both”.

I ran about 4 network points through the house.

Nothing like fear to produce a 100% perfect finish 😉

tehgamemail ,
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And then there’s me who just screwed up installing a new door knob. I stripped the threads on the screws cause I used the wrong size screws drilling. Now if the new knob fails in the future, I need to buy a new door lmao

helixdaunting ,

If it’s a wooden door that you’re screwing into, dab some match sticks with a little bit of liquid nails and gently hammer them into the stripped-out screw hole, and cut them flush with the hole. Once the glue dries, you can drive the screw back into the matches and it’ll have enough wood to bite into.

Mcballs1234 ,
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I’m tempted to do this, do you have any tips?

Lifter ,

If you can, re-use existing sockets! Old telephone or antenna lines can work! You tie the cable to the end of the old cable and pull it through the existing PVC pipe.

JshKlsn , in WEB 4.69

This is the reason I’ve never used discord outside voice chatting with friends a few times per month.

A basic photo from my phone is over the file size limit. It’s essentially unusable, and I’m not going to get me and my friends and family to all pay a subscription for a feature literally every other chat app provides for free. Sorry.

JeffCraig ,

I have supported Discord with a nitro subscription for as long as I’ve had an account. It’s a terrific program and there’s no reason to expect premium features for nothing in return. The mentality that everything should be free is why we have so many fucking ad driven online business models and I’m over it. I pay for what I use if it’s a good service.

kittyrunningnoise ,

it’s amazing that you’ve been downvoted for saying you pay for a service you use that’s not ad-riddled junk. how else do people expect these entities to make money that pays for servers, employees, etc.? someone operates the hardware and it’s not free.

ThEgg ,

Discord’s monetary scheme is so backwards. Pay to be able to upload a file greater than 8 MB… up to 100 MB. Pay to be able to upload and use animated emojis, pay to be able to use emojis from other channels. These are not features worth paying for.

teamchuckles ,

What would you suggest Discords monetization system be instead?

timmytbt , in Which one is correct?

C. All of the above

jrandiny , in Social

The blue guy should also rob you, like how they take your data and use it to sell ads

Stoney_Logica1 , in Truth.

Lifted truck rolling coal is 100% an asshole.

Infinitenonblondes , in The healing power of crystals

You’re not throwing them at your enemies hard enough.

ickplant OP ,
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The crystals, they do nothing!

dannoffs , in The healing power of crystals
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There are a bunch of crystals that do shit, like molly and meth.

Kolanaki , in Truth.
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  • Teslas
  • Really large trucks that are clearly not being used for actual work
  • BMWs
  • Lexuses
  • Shitty little ricers that aren’t fast, they’re just obnoxiously loud
  • Anyone with a rented box truck (like a UHaul) driving in the far left lane of the freeway.
  • Cop cars
Glimpythegoblin ,

I’m surprised to see Lexus on that list.

renrenPDX , in The healing power of crystals

@ickplant That's completely wrong. Each rock/mineral has a hidden skill. Once acquired, you have less money.

slicedcheesegremlin ,
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Some crystals like torbernite and asbestos have a special skill too, called "radiation poisoning" and "lung cancer"

Kerrigor , in The healing power of crystals
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Hey, some of those are polestones, and are perfectly capable of storing Stormlight! Just gotta wait for the next hightstorm

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