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yesman , in That oscillated quickly.

You think that’s bad, just leave it on while you sleep.

Maven , in Misunderstanding

Is there a source?

caseyweederman ,

Yeah give us the source

Odo ,

I think that’s the artist’s name in panel 1. mhuyoportfolio.tumblr.com

Hard to tell for certain because there are several edits of this around.

Astronauticaldb OP ,

Oh shit, thanks for reminding me. Iirc it was (at)Mhuyo on Twitter.

MHLoppy ,
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Carmakazi , in Rate these 💩posting setups

Mmm fecal microparticles

danhab99 , in sfx
@danhab99@programming.dev avatar

Ned mor branrot plz

Addition1291 , in The politics are better where it is wetter

Accept no substitute!

Diplomjodler3 ,

Cthulhu 2024! Why settle for a lesser evil?

xorollo , in Rate these 💩posting setups

I see two people shitting their pants 0/10

HappycamperNZ , in That oscillated quickly.

See, this is the stupid our feeds should be full of. Not more of American politics stupid.

doodledup ,

Yes, I’m tired of the same old America stuff. It’s not even interesting. Just the same old drama like every election.

HappycamperNZ ,

Best thing about Biden as President was we heard nothing - he just presidentted. We heard more crap about trumps fuck up than the current sitting president - from daily things to just… nothing.

Maggoty ,

To be fair, switching candidates at the convention hasn’t happened in decades. I do love it when the writers bring back a good plot device from the classic series.

JohnWorks , in Bananas

Chat is this real?

henfredemars ,

Yes! My mom had has some hanging bananas that have been yellow and perfect for years.

Icalasari ,

Don't know if hanging them works, but I can see it - The gasses they give off ripen them, so being up in the air means more surface area exposed to air and less gas trapped against it

Track_Shovel OP ,
masterofn001 ,
ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

All bananas are fucking bananas if you’re horny and motivated enough.

lugal ,

Actually bananas reproduce asexual

brbposting ,

Common enough there are lots of iterations of the product (minus the height which is a real shame):

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ef1c476b-0985-4690-ba0a-add07198b343.jpeg

Some reading here and in the comments… whatta y’all think about banana ripening?

thisbenzingring , in The overworked IT person who just happened to quit his job on 18 July 2024

I hate you. Today I discovered a server that appeared to be in working order was actually just hanging on by a thread. The crash when the crowdstrike driver caused the blue screen of death must have corrupted some of the network configuration in the registry. When I couldnt make the failover cluster live migrate to or from that server I ejected it from the cluster and rebooted it, only it never came back up 😥

Now all my servers are suspect until I can verify that they are healthy.

RegalPotoo ,
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Ah yes, the realisation that everything dependable and solid in the world is just a monument to hubris, built on foundations of sand

jaybone ,

“registry” shudders

Laser ,

In general, I don’t think the concept of a configuration database is bad - at least not inherently moreso than every application putting its own configuration file(s) in whichever format it wants somewhere on the filesystem.

Whether the window registry is a good implementation of this concept is surely debatable.

irish_link , in Nope

I know its not the point but this kind of stuff happens so please consider privacy.com. You can set a per transaction limit, monthly limit, one time use. Etc. Please take a look as it lets you do some amazing things.

strawberry , in Bananas

dumb bastards

Track_Shovel OP ,
mesamunefire , in The overworked IT person who just happened to quit his job on 18 July 2024

This latest debacle is making my department move from windows to Linux. We were already planning it very slowly but then everything crashed at the same time…and all our other services worked except the ones on windows boxes. We can’t afford downtime so it was decided.

kautau ,

I don’t know how CrowdStrike works on Linux, but it’s worth remembering that if it’s a kernel level driver like it is on windows, and they release a driver that crashes the Linux kernel, there’s a chance for the same thing to happen.

frog_brawler ,

CrowdStrike absolutely fucked Linux in the past.

ramble81 ,

Thank you for mentioning that. I really hate how people on here think Linux is some panacea that will magically solve everything. It too it just another tool that depends on how it’s used. CrowdStrike exists for Linux, and it was crashing systems a few months ago.

The bigger issue is most people who use Linux know what they’re doing. There are a lot of competent Windows Administrators too who didn’t have issues or were able to recover them in a timely manner. What happens though is you have a very large set of people who just need a computer, need is secured and don’t know how to administer or manage it. Doesn’t matter if they’re running Linux, or Windows, they’ll always have the greatest problems. They just happen to use Windows because it offers better Enterprise support options and usability. One day, Linux may be that, but I guarantee it won’t fix all of those pebkac issues.

frog_brawler ,

I mostly agree. As someone that’s worked with both Windows and Linux for over 15 years, I think we need to ask the question of “why do we see so many incompetent admins?”

If you aren’t paying people enough to give a shit about what they are doing, they won’t.

themeatbridge ,

The answer is that companies are unwilling to allocate sufficient budget to infrastructure. So anyone competent leaves either because either there is better pay elsewhere, or they don’t want to be held responsible for the shoestring shitshow that companies are willing to pay for.

kautau ,

Which is sort of the reason crowdstrike is so popular in the first place. Technically inept leaders want to check a “secure” box in their infrastructure presentation to the board, and certainly don’t want to hire an actual cybersecurity team alongside what they already consider to be an expensive IT team. (Granted they can’t do the mental work of realizing that basically every one of their employee uses a computer every day for hours at a time, and connects to vast networks of computers sitting in datacenters). So to save money, and seeing the legally binding contract, they use crowdstrike.

mesamunefire ,

I personally get nervous when any software wants to mess with drivers unless it’s graphic drivers.

For work we don’t plan on using cloud strike. We needed to get everything up asap and the os allowed us to do so quickly. Seemingly unrelated systems and Azure was all down for quite some time.

Im_old ,
LogicalDrivel , in Bananas
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Gestrid ,

Yeah, it’s probably more like a chemical reaction of some kind. Like how some flowers close at night.

RustyEarthfire , in Bananas

For anyone wondering, this doesn’t actually work, because the bananas will realize they are upside-down.

https://i.imgur.com/LElhOef.jpeg

Track_Shovel OP ,

Statocytes, my man.

brbposting ,

They’re just happy to see you

cheddar ,
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That’s why you should cover them. If they don’t have any visual references to the horizon, their vestibular system will trick them into thinking they are upside down.

BlueMagma ,

You meant to say “trick them into thinking they are NOT upside down” :-D

solarbabies ,
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This is getting too philosophical.

SaharaMaleikuhm ,

What if they are Australian Bananas?

MargotRobbie ,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Fun fact: Queensland accounts for 97 percent of Australia’s banana production, so this sounds like a question for a Queenslander.

Now, if only there is someone we know on Lemmy from Queensland…

lemmy_get_my_coat ,

I’m a Queenslander! Only joking, I’m just brain damaged.

adespoton , in awwww

The fork lift is just doing its job….

nightofmichelinstars ,

My head knows this but somehow it still hits the feels

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